Her boyfriend.
A smart woman? Might as well be looking for Atlantis!That is where we have our weekly meetings.
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Comic Talk and General Discussion *
What is a woman's most beautiful feature?
I like women, they're very beautiful. But saying that means that they might find me sexists. Damn, they're so beautiful they're making me sexist! lol!
Call me vain, but I like the skin the most. Although it's not easy for me to decide, especially since I'm in an all boys school, who engages in man hugs…and more.
Fun fact: the breasts are shaped how they are in order to emulate 'the bum' (as Ozone gracefully calls it), due to the thing that men are more attracted to it due to some primal instinct thing. I guess.
What, dead man porn?
I don't get it…
Anyway, I think I'd have to answer with the, uh… posterior gluteus maximus muscular tissue region.
The ass. <_<
But, in an artistic sense? I'd have to say the facial bone structure or the legs.
Yes friend, the ass of a woman is much more than a waste dumping machine!
I'm gonna have to agree with aurora on this. I'm a big fan of a woman who's figure matches her body type. Some women are stockier, some skinny, but if her figure is opposed to how she's supposed to look, it just looks kind of off, you know? Also, I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.
Thats it for the physical side, for the mental side, she needs to be smart. Sorry kids, but eye candy only lasts for so long, and I want someone I can actually talk to and make obscure historical humor. That's just kind of my thing. Also, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.
And yes Oz, we all appreciate the bum.
My two cents.
-W
Yes friend, the ass of a woman is much more than a waste dumping machine!Yes… It was a crude English double entendre that only relatively recently replaced the real word for bottom ("arse" ) in American English completely.
Nothing wrong with that, language changes over time. What is funny, was that one of the reasons for using the word "ass" instead of "arse" was so you could talk about bottoms in a rude way without actually being rude- it was exactly like saying "fork" instead of "fuck" (a word as old as arse), but what happened in the US was that using a word for donkey instead of the work for a bottom actually replaced the original and so saying the substitute word became just as rude. Which only comes across as really sad and pathetic, when people are bleeped for saying it, singing it, or where it's censored from images and text, that's so sad, it's just wrong.
It would be funny though I suppose if people made a concerted effort to start doing the same thing with "fork" and then they started to censor it, and in the future kids would find any mention of the word "fork" in old books and old movies (from now) very funny and scandalously rude… And people like me would find the reverse funny; people saying "fork" and meaning sex would sound enormously silly because they'd still be thinking about cutlery. lol!
Oh jebus I'm tired and rambling! Work is almost over for today… 10 minutes left… argh.
Yes, bottoms are best!
I like women that have a 'bit of meat', if you'll excuse the expression. How anyone can find size 0 sexy is completely beyond me. They have to be fairly smart, I can't stand ditsy blondes. I also like women with a strong jaw, as odd as that may sound? And boobs are great too, not that bothered about the 'arse' in honesty, sorry Ozone. :)
Also, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.
YES.
Also, I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.
YES.
I don't think boobs are sexy Kuypol.
got to differ.
Boobs are the best thing on this freakin' planet.
the bigger the better!
there is an innate, hard wired connection to those wonderful puppies of fun!
They need to be free.
But on the softer side of Sears…I have to say most women are beautiful in some way.
Heh, I find the idea of being attracted to big boobs too similar to runaway selection of exaggerated sexual traits in birds. I would like to think that humans have more complexity in sexual selection.
But then of course, we are talking about men. lol!
is that the girl from the ring? where is the well?Are you trying to say that she can't be sexy without a hole in the ground?
~Ehhhhhhn?! :mad:
Thats what we call hindsight my friend.HAHAHAHahahaha! :) I love wingnut. What's your bum look like? lol!
*Ba-dum-bum-ksssh!*
Thank you thank you! I'll be here all night! I also do weddings and barmitzvahs!
-W
As for smiles… Girl's bums have that covered too. That too naughty? Better make it small… they prolly won't get it but still.
Too true, too true. This is how a man sees what you just posted.
Heh, big boobs exaggerated sex I would like more complex sex
This is a proven scientific fact. I had to get my girlfriend to tell me what was actually said, and then I looked at her quizzically wondering what she meant by more complex sex.
It was an awkward moment all around. ;D
And as for that question Oz, my bum is made of pure titanium and unicorn giggles.
-W
Wingnut makes me love him more and more :)
Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???
Good humour is better :)
Wingnut makes me love him more and more :)I KILL YOUR BAD JOKE WITH MY BAD JOKE.Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!What if… What if the eyes where on the bottom???????But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???
Good humour is better :)
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