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I must say that the mind is a terrible thing to waste, but so is a phat ass!

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Seriously, guys. I don't know a lot of women who find the "pants hanging off the ass and boxers exposed" look attractive. Stop doing it.

Why some people do that is beyond me, it just looks they can't afford a belt! :)

And I hear that its against the law in some places too. Ho ho ho.

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Yeah, donkey's shouldn't wear clothes anyway. Whatever…

Hmm, I wonder though, are there any guys here that actually dress like that? I'm sure there are. I've seen jeans especially designed to go with that look with bizarrely designed, extra low, hanging crotches, pockets halfway down the buttocks and onto the lower thighs. It's a strange fashion, it really is because it's made to look like the clothes aren't being worn correctly, when in actual fact that is precisely how they're designed to be worn. But there is a bit of a positive in it, because even though it looks pretty universally silly, it's great that males are actually going with a strange fashion for once because male choices in fashion are pretty facisitically conservative really.

Another male fashion I never liked were the extra long shorts. The problem was that they were (and are) worn with very long T-shirts that hang un-tucked. The effect that it produces is that it makes the men wearing that get up look extremely fat, short, with an ape-like extra long torso, and ape-like tiny little, stumpy legs. No matter how fat, tall, short, or thin the guy is, he looks like an fat ape-man. And it's a look that Australians are quite fond of on the weekends…

Back to chicks though. The "whale-tail" is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(

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Back to chicks though. The "whale-tail" is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(

Eurgh, I hate them. Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.

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Back to chicks though. The "whale-tail" is something I like… -G-string above the jeans. ^_^
But that's thought of as being pretty uncouth by some. :(

Eurgh, I hate them. Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.

Completely agree. I really hate that.

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Gives them them the image of a cum-gargling whoremonger.
Precisely the appeal I'd have thought! :)

…"whoremonger" sort of means "pimp" actually… hahaha!

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Well, you see, with their intelligence, they need a leader who can pool their resources, like scrunchies, I don't know. And the Alpha Dog, so to speak, must have the most experience in the…service.

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I don't like a woman with no ass at all! Her back is so flat you can draw on it…i need a new drawing board though. Hopefully i want get cut on it!

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…Alpha Dog…
Heh, nice save ^_^
M'kay favorite part onna guy for me? Hip bones, kinda. Like on a guys stomach right below the belly button….*shudders* so i guess the abs too!
I didn't see this post before… Hip bones oh a guy? That's a unique one! -(as a preference, from my experience). I have sharp ones and they tend to chafe quite painfully on occasion. Abs though, How many guys here have abs? I don't. Almost, but not quite… No blub, but not much muscle either. It'd be a nice thing to have though, they do look good.
and enough with the "her mind" stuff or whatever. It's a given that a hottie with no substance isn't much fun. bah!
Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree. ^_^

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The eyes not only reflect the beauty of a woman, but you can reach deep into her soul through their passages, delving far into who she is and what she truly desires. They also make great dart slingers if she hates you.

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My dad says that but I always called it an old wife's tale. You can't really see anything in the eyes. It's just a rigid ball with muscles that controls its direction and controls how much light filters thru the lens.

But don't worry, CAPS. My dad is a good person to agree with. He's like Rambo.

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As long as she isn't really overweight, I think a woman's beautiful if they have a beautiful shape of face. You can change hair, put on different clothes, but true beauty lies in the face, I reckon. You can't do anything about that. Without surgery >.>

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As long as she isn't really overweight, I think a woman's beautiful if they have a beautiful shape of face. You can change hair, put on different clothes, but true beauty lies in the face, I reckon. You can't do anything about that. Without surgery >.>

Fat chicks can't be beautiful? Awww. I guess I should just go hide indoors, then. :3

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im straight, but the most beautiful feature of anybody(in my opinion) is the hands and face. Hands…love really big hands on a guy. and eyes are important too.

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Well, I have to say all. Yes, all of her features are beautiful!

Like, look at women, in general. Each part of her body is beautiful from her the tiniest hair on her head to her tiny toe nail. Women's body look so artistic from all point of views.

That's why we see gorgeous paintings and drawings with women inside them to make it look amazing.

I, also, see fat women look adorable too. So, it doesn't matter whether she's skinny, fit, or fat. She will always be beautiful in my eyes. :p

Lik a recent line I placed on BLTR, "Beauty was defined when my eyes and feelings surrender upon you!"

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The pinky toenail? That's a tough one to live up to. With the type of shoes women wear, that outside toenail becomes deformed and damaged over time due to chronic pressure and squeezing. It's also the most common toe to stub and that damages the nail as well.

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I love legs and the way they curve off of the hips.

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The size of her wallet. I'm in the market for a sugar-mamma. Then I can sit at home and draw/write comics all day. Then prettying myself up for her before she comes home from a day of breadwinning…

Nah. Physically? Hips/torso. Mentally? Either intelligent or wise. (many people confuse the one for the other) and she can't be an asshole. Chicks who are assholes are a real turn off.

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The size of her wallet. I'm in the market for a sugar-mamma. Then I can sit at home and draw/write comics all day. Then prettying myself up for her before she comes home from a day of breadwinning…
My brother attracts girls like that all the time, but they are also the most shallow personality-less girls, so he's pretty much turned off by them. Not saying all the wealthy girls are like that, but the ones that flock to my brother are…

(Oh, and they aren't the hard-working business women. They are the "I have my family's money" types.)

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