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Is your novel written in English or in Dutch? When it is all complete will you make and audio version? It would be interesting to hear, regardless of the language.
 
 I'm writing in Dutch, which is a big change from most of my short stories and the like. I decided that I would be taken more seriously as a writer if I actually wrote in the language of my own country.
 
The possibility of an Audio version would have to be up to the publishers. I'm not going to self-publish anything. I'm just hoping that I'm sellable enough to be accepted by one of the publishing houses in the Netherlands, and that I'm good enough to actually be liked by an ever declining group of readers. 
 
In my ideal world, everything I write would be published in multiple languages. A few publishers worldwide bring the books to the masses, but only the German, Dutch, Italian and English versions are really read.
 
That would then lead to a few people at the BBC that love my stuff, and want to make an English television series about it. I'd accept, but have a few requests, and eventually I'd collaborate with them, and put out about three seasons and a movie. Of course, that would end up being even more popular in the states than in the UK, but by that time nothing that American Networks do is even slightly relevant anymore. They'd buy the rights to a show of their own, and give me enough money to be okay with any bad decisions they inevitably make.
 
The show turns out to be quite good, and improves over a number of seasons, until eventually it ends with a climactic cliffhanger. The entire world is over me by that time, mostly because I am seen as a sell-out. I write a few more books, more for myself than anyone else, and eventually go into video games, where I really find my medium. I work on a few of the best videogame series ever made, finally making people accept the medium as an artform, but stay in the background, keeping my name away from the press.
 
I retire at an age that is much too young, and I am unhappy with the freedom I have gained. For years I'm trapped in an ever-speeding downward spiral of drugs and sex and alcohol. My family abandons me, and my friends have no way they can help me, until finally I almost die because of an overdose. In the hospital I begin writing again. My health keeps falling, and that fear, and pain, and sadness all bleeds into the words that I write. I finish the final page on the same day that I die. My burial gets very little attention, and my grave has no visitors for years.
 
One of my best friends, the only one that still visited me in the end, decides to get my final book published. It is a long and difficult process, because the publishing world does not believe that I wrote it, and does not want much to do with it if I did. Eventually a small publishing house picks it up and does a hundred copy run. And then another. And then finds out that they can not print the book fast enough for the demand. The book touches the people, somewhere in their souls, and they can never forget the message it carries.  
 
World leaders and giant corporations begin to feel fear, and for the first time in the history of mankind it becomes apparent to everyone that the meek will indeed inherit the earth. Society crumbles and is rebuilt. Man and woman, black and white, everyone is equal in every way, and they all work together to achieve their full potential. My name is remembered for a few hundred years, until eventually only my message is remembered, and brought with mankind into the stars. My bones turn to ash, and my planet burns, but my words will reach the ends of time.
 
And yes, eventually, there will be an audiobook version, but it will cost way too much, and people will not really like the actor reading the words, because he pronounces S's, T's, and F's too much and it is anoying to listen to.
 
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I hate all the newscoverage of terrible disasters, and dangerous terrorist threats. It just seems like that is the only way that networks can still get people to watch. And I´ve read Orwell, I know the underlying danger that government involvement poses. The forced feelings of fear and anger do not really make it all the way to the Netherlands, but I can see how the world is becoming a worse place everywhere else. Of course the Netherlands are in a small way also affected, but our government does not really have the power to change things in the same way that many other governments can. They can send a few soldiers overseas, but because we are a smaller country it would not make sense to put our people on the front lines. Of course they can monitor our communications, but it would mostly be about the weather, and whether or not some football team would win their match next week or not. 
 
It doesn´t really seem to me that there is more danger in the world than before 9-11, but less. And I hate that. The world is no longer as interesting as I grew up believing it to be. Because we have less freedom, and less options to do something dangerous to ourselves or others, any decision we make has less value. If murder is not on the table, then choosing not to murder has no moral value at all.
 
We can´t bring toothpaste to another country, and we can´t go out into the street without our name on a card, printed and laminated somewhere in one of our pockets. Freedom of speech is no longer a thing, and freedom of religion is only true as long as we do not talk about it.
 
Sorry about the stream of consciousness there, I get really angry about that kind of stuff, but I don't have the necessary eloquence to actually write a coherent piece about it.

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I'm waiting for the Audio book version of your post Kroatz. That was a masterpiece! :D
I  think Banes will have to read that as part of the last Quackcast of 2014.
-So that will be the Audio book version right there ^_^

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Thanks man, but I think Banes will blow out his vocal cords if you make him read all that. It does seem like a "My Perfect World" podcast would fit the christmassness of the season. And I'm betting that quite a few DunkDruckers would have something interesting, deep, or otherwise podcastable to say.

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Augh! Just ruined my christmas in the weirdest way. So my mom works retail and she's pretty good at customer service. She's been wanting a micheal kors handbag (200-300$) for the better part of the year, only stopped because the price. I research and research…snag a nice leather one for 230$! This is expensive for me but I want her to have an awesome surprise, so the money is worth it.

I get a call from her manager(good friend) asking if I delievered a micheal kors purse to the store. My brain is just like 'the fuck?' and i stutter and ask her to clarify…a beautiful blonde woman walked into the store with a package and handed it to a cashier. It's for my mom, who is a supervisor at the store. She opens it…a brand new micheal kors purse and a note from someone completely anonymous. What. The. Fuck. I mean, I'm happy for her but at the same time i'm fuming that my expensive present is basically gonna be like 'oh another one'.
At this point there's nothing I can do but give it to her, the only other present idea was a laptop and moms manager got her that. Fuck.
So yeah I'm just sitting here fuming also feeling bad about fuming because this is a random act of kindness by a stanger but still arrghhkgfjghzkhfej

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Give it to her anyway, but fill it with boxes of tastey chocolates?
Might salvage things somewhat and that's not tooo expensive.
 
Huge bummer SKull :(

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Sounds to me like this mysterious blonde has some grudge against you - or is employed by someone who has. The plan is obviously to out-gift you this christmas. Could be a lot worse as revenge attacks go.

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Sounds to me like this mysterious blonde has some grudge against you - or is employed by someone who has. The plan is obviously to out-gift you this christmas. Could be a lot worse as revenge attacks go.
Ever heard the phrase 'kill them with kindness'? This could very well be the proverbial horse head at the foot of the bed- a dire warning of more holiday cheer to come. DD:

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Happy Solstice, one and all.  One of my bucket list items is to welcome the solstice at Newgrange.  However, there's an actual lottery to do so.  I guess I should hope reincarnation is for real; it would up the ante.
 
So what camp is the the more populated these days:  the Humbuggers or the Oh-Yeah-ers?  Without having the pesky distraction of regular employment, this year I'm firmly planted in the latter.  Even did a Christmas letter this year, which will go out tomorrow.  Today is cookie day:  Mexican Wedding, Almond something-somethings, and apricot bars with lime icing (the German Chocolate bars and Cherry/Pistachio cookies have already wreaked havoc with the diet).
 
 I'll be ready Early.  Don't know that this has ever happened before.  What will I do with the time?  (I should write "exercise" but that's dipping into Christmas Miracle territory)  I should look into what local charity needs a hand, as Hippy Van most brilliantly suggested.   :D

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I'm looking forward to christmas because I won't be at work. :)
I hate work so very much… Even though it's so quiet at the moment all I do is sit around in a comfy chair, listen to standup comedy on my phone and goof off on the net the entire time and do no work at all.
 
Ayes, if you have spare time you can do my Secret Santa for me. ^_^
 
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I caved in and went to see the christmas carols sung this year. I now see why a lot of American athiests have been so anoyed at christmas for so long and identify it so closely with christianity.
Christmas in Australia has always been a very secullar thing for as long as I can remember. You got displays of the nativity scene but that was just tradition.
Recently though some Jesusy things have been taking over. This particular christmas carols performance is the best example of that. The local Anglican church put it on and unfortunatly the priest there has taken his queues from the American style born-again/baptist/evangelical style madness. So instead of all the fun carols they picked mostly the overly jesusy ones and this idiot preist had a long seach where he yammered on embarrasinglyly about Jesus for 10 minutes… Jeust Christ! heh.
 
Plus a crappy Christmas play where pirate learn the "true" jesusy meaning of Xmas. -_-
Well, I was mainly anoyed at the costumes- The pirates and royal navy guys all carried spodroons instead of cutlasses; the sailor uniforms were early 20thC while their captain was dressed for the 18thC, except he had 20thc rank braid on his cuffs instead of a fold over and buttons! Infamy!!! There is no god T_T

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Well, I was mainly anoyed at the costumes- The pirates and royal navy guys all carried spodroons instead of cutlasses; the sailor uniforms were early 20thC while their captain was dressed for the 18thC, except he had 20thc rank braid on his cuffs instead of a fold over and buttons! Infamy!!! There is no god T_T
Too bad it wasn't Gilbert and Sullivan. I can forgive any lapses in uniforms for good music.  I love the great classical composers' Christmas music. I'll even listen to Handel's Messiah all the way through. Great music makes the "Geee-zuz" tolerable. Religous music doesn't have to be cloying and sappy. Triumphant and reveling in the glory of god and exulting in the pure joy of music. 

I find the whole "Put Christ in Christmas" thing ironic. English is the only language where Christ is in Christmas. Navidad, Weinachts? No Christ in Christmas in Spanish or German. Little cultural arrogance there English speakers? 

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I WISH is was Gilbert and Sulivan! :D Pirates of Penzance, HMS Pinafore… Great navy and pirate related stuff.
 
I think they're using Christmas as a Christian promotion tool now… proselytizing. That's a shame because it diminishes Christmas. At a time when the holiday is expanding all over the world to many countries, cultures and religious they're trying to limit it down to just them. It's better to share the holiday than claim it or else all that will happen is that people will work to cut them out of it in an obvious and stupid way.
Weird how short sighted and dumb a lot of hard core religious people are. I mean if say Conservative Muslim groups weren't such a big factor then everyone would be enjoying the wonders of Islamic culture a lot more instead of fearing and reviling it.
 
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Enough of that! As off this afternoon I have the next 3 and a half weeks off on holiday! Woooo! :) :) :)
Also, I have a weird nerve twinge in my left bum-cheek that fricken hurts! Don't know what cased it. :( :( :(

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I actually really like all the Jesus-y Christmas songs, although my family's Christmas has always been very secular. I have this sort of idealized notion of what it might feel like to believe in god…which I'm only able to maintain by ignoring how nasty and unhappy some of the loudest Christians seem to be.
 

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Also, I have a weird nerve twinge in my left bum-cheek that fricken hurts! Don't know what cased it. :( :( :(
 
That's even worse because you can't complain about it to most people!
"OW!" "What's wrong?" "My butt hurts!"
 

 
I just realized we never did a radio play in 2014! We should definitely do one in 2015, although I guess they're probably a lot of work to organize and edit together. Is it ayesinback who usually does them?

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Yes, radio play next year!!!!
That butt twinge is like a knife in the arse T_T
It's Christmas eve and I'm in a mad rush to finish my Xmas pressies… GHA1!!!
 
Also, Pitface and I just finished writing the most horrible erotic cross-over fiction of Pinky TA and Putrid Meat ever. It was disgusting! Arrrrghhhhh! *hurl*
I plan to thumbnail it out over my holidays.

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I finally had a real day off for the like the first time in four weeks. Wow. I work the "swing" shifts as the fill-in guy for the holes left in the other workers' regular schedules. So I work two nights, two afternoons and one day. So my perceptions are all messed up since I'm all over the clock weekly.

I have been covering an extra day the past few weeks. So I'd go home on Monday at midnight to come in for midnight Wednesday. Not really a day off. So I am having some issues with my head. So if I say screwy depressing things it's mostly a result of a mad work schedule and distorted view of time and sleep cycles. And caffeine is your best friend in the world!

I have been watching the original Dirty Pair from the mid 1980's. Rough all drawn animatin but still with lots of dynamic action and little if any fan-service (outside of the brief costumes) At the same time I'm also seeing Divergence EVE with it's battalion of torpedo tits where you never see real nipples but they're always poking through those outfits. But it's decent hard SF or what passes for hard SF in anime. I caught the reference to Ikkitousen in the first season.  They came out within a few weeks of each other. The entire end credit sequence is a tribute to the first season of Ikkitousen with Misaki even showing up in Hakufu's school uniform. The second season has obvious parallels to When they Cry. I like tributes but in the same way it can be frustrating when someone says they can sence all the references but don't get them.

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I'd love another radioplay to exist, but I'd like a departure from the epic saga of Maxwell McDuff. Imagine how cool we could make a science fiction radioplay (Sparks Nevada: Marshall on Mars comes to mind) or a radioplay about superheroes! And since we now have almost a full year to create it, why not all collaborate on the writing and sound effects and music as well? If we spread out the work, we could create a mini series! Multiple 5-10 minute episodes, continued tales of 'Blinkie, the space goblin!' or 'Dark lord Fredrick!' or maybe even 'Shade and Shine, siblings against the sinister!' (Each of these are of course completely trademarked, and I will sue anyone that even slightly references them.). And, hey… Guys… Gals… How awesome would a comic be, that not only had the radioplay story, but one-shot stories about supporting characters as well?! Who hasn't always wanted to know why 'Commander Cole Chaos!' (TM) speaks with a lisp, or how 'Frank Fedora!' (TM) got his amazing singing hat?

Let's be ambitious. Let's make something bigger than before, and get DD some sparkle!

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How about Flush Morton intergalactic plumber facing off against Bing the Senseless? narrated by Bob "On the road again" Dope. Featuring Dottie and her wonder bra, so up-lifting…
Brought to you by Talbot pipes, Alka-seltzer, Playtex and People's Plumbing Supply.

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Actually We have the Operation Moon series of scifi plays and mini-plays Banes and I have done for the Quackcast. There's almost as much material there as all the Official DD anual plays. ;)
That said, there's always a LOT of room for more material and better writers than I who don't just specialise in fart jokes and toilet humour.
Plus, it'd be great if someone else could put a play together as a full package so we could just slot it into the Quackcast. I love them , getting a "some assembly required" job can be a strain.
 
Kroatz, go ahead and let your imagination run free!

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When evil creeps into the night,
Sneaking, hiding from the light,
When bad things happen, far from sight,
And violence proves that might makes right,
When fiends are spoiling for a fight,
And fear and anger take their bite,
From anything that is not theirs to take,
When all the other heroes take a break,
It is Shade and Shine time!

Shade and Shine, the siblings against the sinister!
The family against fear!
The children of cheer!
The kids of righteous killing!

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Also, Merry Christmas to everyone!

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Actually We have the Operation Moon series of scifi plays and mini-plays Banes and I have done for the Quackcast. There's almost as much material there as all the Official DD anual plays. ;)
But quite unlike the DD radio plays the Operation Moon was just awful. We're talking beyond bad. Plan 9 from Outer Space bad, butt with scatalogical humor. (haha get the pun, yeah that bad) 

Which means they were outrageously funny. Beyond bad that is in fact great in its awfulness. A train wreck seen by someone on acid during a meteor shower during the Northern lights. 

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Kroatz, that sounds more like halloween to me! :D
 
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So good it's Great!

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As of late, I have been busy making friends…



and by "making friends", I specifically mean that I have been making crochet-knit stuffed animal rabbits. The thing about crafting my own plushies is that I actually grow this fond connection to the final product that I have a hard time parting with them.

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I recently had one of those stressful dreams where I began taking university classes at the start of the semester. Somewhere in the middle of the dream it was finals week and progress reports were being handed out. It turned out that I had missed lectures and discussions for one of the classes for the second half the semester. At the end of the dream I had to apologize to the teacher and drop the class to avoid having really low marks.

I did not notice it was a dream until I woke up. Those dreams really give me anxiety until I wake up and remember that I attended mostly every class in school.

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Around the time I was working on my Secret Santa gift art, I decided to order more 0.3mm lead. I found the refills on ebay for a pretty good price so placed the order for one mechanical pencil lead refill. Well. A 9"x11"x5" box was shipped to my house filled with bags of air, the order slip, and the lead sealed in a small plastic bag. Talk about a ridiculous amount of excess packaging for such a small item. I wonder how many boxes being shipped are really just full of air.

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Those bunnies are too cute. I'd feel very threatened by them if I owned them… Also, I've had that same type of dream many times, but they are mostly related to my personal life, instead of my school life. I can't even count the times that I dreamt that I forgot to give an imaginary girlfriend something important, or missed an imaginary appointment. And then I wouldn't just wake up with panic in my head, but it would fade into realising that the girl I loved with all my heart only moments before doesn't really exist. And then I usuall need to go to the bathroom, and both types of feelings fade again.

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Does anyone play Pathfinder? Or DnD?
I've just started today, and I absolutely love it.
I've spent most of my day describing the fictional island of Rid-Il, and the morally ambiguous characters that inhabit it. Every trap I designed worked, every secret was explored, and every player was just as thrilled as I was. Being a GM, or a DM, is something I've been missing in my life. Of course, finding an actual girlfriend to fill the void that the previously mentioned fictional one left is now a bit harder, since I'll be spending even more of my life in-doors, away from prying eyes, and the burning rays of sunlight that plague my every out-doors moment…

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What is the best country? And what is the best animal in that country?

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I've had that same type of dream many times, but they are mostly related to my personal life, instead of my school life. I can't even count the times that I dreamt that I forgot to give an imaginary girlfriend something important, or missed an imaginary appointment. And then I wouldn't just wake up with panic in my head, but it would fade into realising that the girl I loved with all my heart only moments before doesn't really exist.
I learned about solipsism in a philosophy class, but I have never seen a person adhere to that philosophical idea in the real world. Just reading about everything existing only in the mind is jarring enough. Imagine being in a room where everyone was a solipsist that believed each person present was imaginary. Oh wait, it would be akin to posting on these forums.
 
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I used to play DnD 2nd edition years ago. I would always be a Druid with a rabbit familiar. But in each quest, the DM never left the bar where each party member met and the whole game was restarted before the second meeting. The multi-sided dice and character design portion was my favorite part of the game.
 
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The best country is Iceland and the best animal in Iceland is the Arctic fox.

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The best country is Canada and the best animal is the polarbanes. I hear it's very dangerous.

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You also have to watch out for snow snakes. We have to buy special bite-proof "snow pants" for wading through deep snow.

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