MB:mmhm…*reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a few containers and some hot water* I am impressed you were able to keep your arms up for so long. I really thought they would have dropped from fatiuge minutes ago.*puts a bag in one* pours out said tea out of one of them into a cup* I take it you took good care of yourself before you plugging your body with an asortment of things?*gets the milk out* Pico would you like some tea?
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MB:*puts down his glass and looks over at pico*(huh…forest walls. don't see those often in the out doors) well to be honest, this is probably the most odd setup for a joke I've ever been apart of. its also one of the longest daresay *air quotes*"negotations" I've been apart of too.
MB: ha ha ha…*sips his own tea* again they have their own voices, but im under orders of the man who let thier voice be heard not to let you in. Besides even if I were crazy enough to let a oldass Nazi like yourself near them with your mind games not everyone is present to voice thier opinion. and that wouldn't be fair to all of our employees who aren't present. Wouldn't you agree Pico?
Rheinheim: Ohh ho ho, you must have misunderstood me. I nevver wanted entrrance to ze tower. Just a shance to talk to your employees. I care not how you do it - send zem outside, use your intercomm, implant telephone chips into zeir heads. All I want for zem is to hear what zey deserve to hear.
Rheinheim: I zought it unnecessarry, but apparrently I do need to rremind you of ze little conversashion I had wiz Zot yesterday about my apozeosis. Do you serriously zink I would waste my prrecious time to - in addishion to hacking into all televisions and such - hack into ze IP of everry single cellphone of everry Zot member to have ever eksisted, when I could have just as well hacked into ze IP of ze tower itself, and frrom zere, have it contact everryone automatically? Or… *frowns, then acts surprised* … no, no, no, do not tell me… You never told your employees about ze trrojan your facility had installed into each and everry one of zeir devices to absolutely rremote contrrol zem? *pulls out his phone and cuts off Morphblade before he can object* Please, do not even trry to deny zat. *he taps away on his phone; moments later, Pico's phone starts going off in his pocket, playing the 3rd verse of the German national anthem at full volume, the screen blocked by an irremovable Tower of Zot-logo*
*inside almos anyone with a cell*
MB:*takes out a pen and paper and begins to write* hacked systems…twice now…one day after the other…* (and just like that the other half of the puzzle is solved)*he then begins writing a few numbers down along with a note with something else, he then reaches inside his pocket and pulls out an odd phone untouched* Pico, can I ask you to do me a favor?.
Rheinheim: *watches Pico leave with the same genuine smile and starts tapping on his phone again* Anyways… *he lets it fall to the forest floor between them; it starts sparking and heating up until the display goes black and cracks open in a tiny explosion; just as explosively, the professor's smile fades out, being replaced by a dangerous frown* You see now zat I know you have all ze rresource to contact all your employees rright away, no matter where zey are. I will rrepeat it one more time in a way zat even a trryhard, pazetic play-copy of a failed eksistence like you can more or less understand: Call out your employees in ze tower and establish an audio and/or video connection to zose who are not here rright now. Before sundown today, please.
*on the notefor pico*
"Pico as you have heard, dumbass here, just stated to our faces he's hacked us and have been there for sometime in all electronic devices though Im not sure how…probably took advantage of one of our business deals to make someone happy. Anyway, I gave you my phone to call the boys in the lab however he'll likely blow up my phone, even though it is on a seperate link outside of our Zot mobile plan So how, is beyond me. in case though there is a magic red gem in the phone you probably see it there at your feet glowing brightly. use it to contact the tech lab and heve them do a scan if they find something have them back up all files and give them the nubmers written there. also request that the 8th floors signil be scrammbled and a jammer be placed on that level. There's a bug that alowed him to broadcast inside our walls and i have a feeling its still there."
MB: *begins to write again* just broke my phine and owes me a new one…*looks up* Oh im sorry, am I trying your patience? I mean what's the hurry? you gonna turn into a pumpkin at midnight? Is there a golden girls marathon that you want to make it to? did you leave dinner in the oven and expect to eat it warm? you postponed death and waited your ass off Professor to do all this, we're in the middle of negotaions right now, and you here are starting to make demands. Forgive me, but that doesn't sound very polite. I'll call them out, don't worry… in the meanwhile, how about a preview of what your going to say to warm up? I know you probably practiced it a hundred times in your head, but this is the first time its going to be said in forever how long. I mean you already had an audience once and don't want to flub a line, do you?
*Pico looked at the note then at the red gem*
Pico:bloody jerk almost blew my hand off.*he then picked up the gem and concentrated making it glow and opening a window of sorts*listen everyone at the tech lab Morphblade needs you to scan the tower and back up all your files*he then said the numbers on the paper*also i need you to scramble the 8th floor and don't forget to place the jammer on the same level.apparently our guest was able to be a tv star by placing a robotic bug on that floor.
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