"eh…keep the sword." Blitzov mumbled as the debris came settling down around them all, "I'm gonna go now." He hopped his way to the door, still standing among the fallen building, opened the handle, hopped out, and shut it firmly behind him to hop off through the misty abyss…town as heavy epic battle was surely to commence!!!
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Role Play: A Bar
PIT_FACE wrote:Blitzov hadn't noticed but he was actually stepping into the ladies' room. Upon closing the door, the doorway collapsed into the rubble.
"eh…keep the sword." Blitzov mumbled as the debris came settling down around them all, "I'm gonna go now." He hopped his way to the door, still standing among the fallen building, opened the handle, hopped out, and shut it firmly behind him to hop off through the misty abyss…town as heavy epic battle was surely to commence!!!
A red Mustang convertible zipped along with Trish humming to J. Geils. The car shook. That was artillery, she thought. She'd produced enough war movies to know. The base was shooting again tonight. She looked up and saw the smoke cloud. She stood on the brake. That was the bar.
That bar saw entirely too many odd clientele but then the police chief was a vampire. Zombie incursions, vampires, aliens but what great evil had made Belle call artillery in on the bar? Something big had probably crashed the party.
Trish just hoped Belle survived; they had an early shoot in the morning.
(Trish is in the foreground with Belle in the background)
Mopy hurried over to Belle but then a large piece of debris fell from the roof foundation. Mopy immediately pulled out his Alpha Badge.
"ALPHA BLAST!" Mopy fired a blue concussion beam from his badge at the rubble saving her. The rubble was blasted into pieces. Mopy ran over to check in to see if she and others were OK. His badge dimmed.
"Are you ladies OK?" Mopy asked, "Any idea on what's going on? And are you from the military? And why that grey dude yonder shouting tampons?"
Meanwhile Stringy followed the mechs, "Haha! This is so much better than watching the anime!"
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Before the thunder of destruction came, the mecha tilted for a moment on the busted floor before dropping through with a crash into the basement bunker level… 25 tonnes concentrated into small foot pads is a pretty bad idea it turns out.
Ace fell through as well, landing on the cockpit. Cc quixoticly let him in.
While she was distracted Pinky got control of the mecha and walked it through a wall and deeper into the sewers, letting in a flood of stinking effluent.
As the thunder rained back up in the bar pinky remarked "Wow, these sewer tunnels are huge!"
They walked off into the shadows, never to be seen again…😁😂
in the middle of the flaming pile of rubble that was once the second crappiest bar in town, it seems the only thing left standing are the ladies toilets, surrounded by a protective glow… probably emanating from one of the two supers who valiantly protected the few survivors of the insane barrage of artillery and bombs.
——
Pinky, Ace and Cc and long gone into the cavernous sewer tunnels bellow, and Belinda Brandon is missing down there as well… presumably washed away by the sea of sewerage unleashed by the broken wall, but who can tell? Trish will be looking for her. Hopefully she makes her way back up in time!
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Mopy, Stringy, Seiko, Tristian, and Blitzov are cowering around a tampon machine, waiting for the fire outside to die down…
A loud flushing is heard from one of the stalls… A grumpy red-headed woman stomps out, barges through the crowd to the sinks, washes her hands and then buys a tampon from the machine.
Only then does she turn and introduce herself.
"Howdy. The name's Polly. I was a waitress here but it looks like my shift is over now, permanently. Has anyone got some spare pants or a skirt or something? My locker was out there and I don't feel comfortable in my work clothes…"|
(*Polly's work clothes don't include a bottom half)
Except it wasn't the sewers. There was no sewage only a dull institutional linoleum floor and corridors that went on and on.
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Belle clambered out of the bunker. She looked down into the hole opening up into the underground base. There were burning police cars and broken bodies strewn through the rubble. She picked up one of the bright blue cores that were strewn around .
"Training rounds. Damn that mecha did more damage than I thought." She glanced over at what used to be the ladies room and saw Polly trying to beg some pants off of someone.
"Polly, you don't work here. You come here after work, drink yourself into a stupor and pass out in the bathroom." Belle shrugged. "Happens at least once a week. What could be so awful at a bottomless diner that you come to a dive bar like this to get hammered."
Polly smiled, "you don't water down your liquor and you let me sleep it off."
A red car drove up, cutting off a fire truck and a long dark government sedan. "What the f**k! F**k look at this place! You mother-f**king think the f**king insurance will –" exasperated Trish fell back into the seat of her car. "F**k, you're not getting out of the shoot that easy!"
A man in a black suit stepped out of the sedan. To a casual observer he would have passed for Tommie Lee Jones, but he wasn't. And there was no Will.Smith in sight. "Gas leak. Really sorry about that Miss Brandon, now could all of you come over so I can get your information, just have to dig out my pen–"
–blink–
And everyone remembered it as the gas leak that leveled Belle's Bar. No stompers, no police, no grey guys with swords or super powered teens. Just a gas leak. But they let Belle remember because of her above top secret M-J-K black clearance. They might even let her make a movie about it someday if anyone could ever make any sense out of it.
Trish clambered down into the bunker filled with stinking muck. She spotted Belinda straight away. The poor woman was mumbling in a daze, incoherent and dreaming because of the methane fumes coming out of the busted sewer.
"Belinda! Wake up!" Snapped Trish urgently, slapping her twice, quickly, for good measure.
"You don't have time for these silly delusions!"
Belinda just mumbled and dribbled slightly "Mmm, gass leak… linoleum…"
Trish sighed resignedly and hefted the dizzy woman over her shoulder.
With surprising strength she hauled herself and Belinda up to the ladies toilet and lay her carefully down on the floor.
"Can I get some help with my friend here please?"
"That can't be a sewer there, this side of town is on a septic system." Trish mumbled. She took a pile of tampons and put them under Belinda's head.
She pushed away from Belle and looked up in the sky. She reached up and grabbed Ozoneocean by the wrists. "Listen Aussie, it was a gas leak cover for a temporal disturbance created by the MiBs working for the United Nations Intelligence Command."
She smacked him across the face a couple of times until she realized he liked it. "I worked in porn and you are just not well. Send me a script and we'll talk."
Trish faded back into world of typed fiction on the message board of Drunk Duck.
Belle opened one eye, "I liked his ending better."
Trish rose and rubbed her hands together as the Army Corps of engineers arrived to clean up the rubble, except all the workers were wearing dark sunglasses. In the middle of the night. "Hey, everybody, how abut breakfast! My treat, and then all of you are invited to the set to see the shooting of the next installment of the cable seriesMask of the Aryans!"
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