Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

*Lets out the virus but doesn't get infected…. resident evil 6 starts*

e.e why me?

*pulls out gun and puts in a single revolver bullet*

…. Resident Evil….6! super outbreak kains revenge!

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 21, 2007

*pulls out "Surf's Up" DVD*

It BURNS!!!! *tosses it, hits the person next to me, killing him* Woops

*puts in dead body*

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 23, 2007

*pulls out a frozen sausage on a stick*

Hmm…

*puts in a friendly old gentleman with lots of interesting tales to tell*

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

*takes out TD*

I will no shoot the entire Patriots Team!

*puts in wounded football orginization*

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

*pulls out very large mallet*

Who the hell put this in here?

*plays wack-a-mole with Shplane as the mole, hits & knocks him out*
Well that was fun, now to find somebody else.
*shoves in Shplane again*

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

*Pulls out a dead angery red fish.*

So thats what happend to him! FFFIIIIISSSSSHHHHYYYY!!!

*Puts a suicide terrorist in.*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 2, 2008

*takes out terrorist*
I suggest you run.
*Plays wack-a-mole with the terrorist. Hits blows up mallet*
Oh well.
*puts in handle*

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

"I hope the penguins won't steal it today…"
*Pulls out Lethargy Laser*
"Crap! This will bend the will of all humanity, making them able to accept the next thing they hear — even the thought of being ruled by penguins!!!!"
*looks around for any penguins, stuffs the Lethargy Laser back in*
"Now no evil will come of this!"
*walks off, whistling*

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

*pulls out penguin with lethargy lasar*

WAH!

*Puts penguin back in*

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

*pulls out penguin with lethargy laser*
Sweet, i was getting kind of hungry.
*fries penguin with a side of mashed potatoes*
Maybe ill use this laser to enslave canada or something…
*Puts in lightsaber*
Wont be needin that anymore.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

*Pulls out C-saber*
"I wondered where that went. Better go kill Omega now."

*reachs in pocket, stuffs in the andaconda from Andaconda*

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 4, 2008

"Well, let's get something useful, now."
*pulls out SARU-003*
"How could this fit in there?! It's a freakin' moon base (that resembles a monkey)!"
*hides it behind the moon*
"There, now I'll go and chop the world in half later… When I feel like it."
*puts in homemade Death Star*

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

*pulls out Homemade Deathstar*
Well this is useless.
*Send it to the sun where it is vaporized*
Well that's gone.
*puts in new version of Micheal Omega sprites*

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

*pulls out a bazooka*
What a beautiful weapon of mass destruction!
*puts in a pack of colored pencils*

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

*pulls out thought monkey*
oh, such joy!
*puts in grilled cheese, not a sandwhich just grilled cheese*

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

*pulls out top secret notes of a spy*
Good grief! How did it get in there? :O I'm sure it was meant for someone else!
*inserts malfunctioning drawing program and quickly takes leave before that someone else could come*

Postscript: this was the 666th post on this topic.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

*takes out zigzaging knot made out of pixels*
…hmmm *tosses away*
*throws in one drunk duck vending machines worth of rainbow headbands and runs away*
yes…

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

*pulls out a drunk duck*
What the hell? *uses the bazooka to destroy it*
*puts in orange juice*

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

*gets….* what the hell? weres my prize? *kicks machine* e.e' why you little… *gets temper*

*inserts Heavly Sword game with the words "ripp off mother f**kers" writtin on the disk so no one can play it no more*

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

*pulls out SMBB game along with a basic version of Vista*
Oh hell yeah, now I can play SMBB and Halo 2 for PC.

*puts in Fry daddy(electric deep fryer)*

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

*pulls out corndog* *eats* *belchs*
well that was eventful.
*puts in corndog stick*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

*pulls out season 4 of Andy Griffith*

"Sweet! Dad'll love me for this…"

*puts in her old avatar*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

"Takes out a Tay Zonday bobblehead, with "Chocolate Rain"-singing action*

Ah, man… what a jip.

*Squeezes in a duck that is most obviously intoxicated*

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

-pulls out the drunk duck vending machine-

-puts it back in-

I PALINDROME I!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

*pulls out my respect for the government*

WOW, YOUR A LITTLE GUY, AREN'T YOU!

*beheads and puts back in*