Oh great Munkee the Fish-Maker of the fertile planes of Duckerus, I ask but one favour of thee; please make me a Divine Ghostbuster!
Divine Ghostbuster - 5 favors - Power to Bust Ghosts - enhanced powers of parapsychology and ghost/undead persuasion - Ability to exorcise 1 demon per day - 1 ghost containment unit NOT connected to the city's power grid; 1 proton pack; 1 brown jumpsuit; 3 ghost traps; 1 converted retro ambulance - Invulnerable to slime - Unlimited towels - weakness to marshmallows and women clothed in bubbles
And give you some of this lemon cheesecake I made out of cottage cheese 1 week past its sell-by date.
Why would I want that? Go make me some spaghetti! however, thanks to you I've decided what movie to watch tonight while I draw.
Almighty and Most Divine Fish Creator of the Duck that is Drunk, Holder of Increasingly Elaborate and Nonsensical Titles and Smiter of Heretics and Other Bad Types, I ask thee to grant me the position of Captain of the Guard, so that I may shout, and glare, and boss people around whilst not actually possessing any real power or responsibilities, thus allowing me to sleep in or disappear for weeks on end with no real consequences.
My humble offering is this picture of a hilarious old lady that I found while trying to find what I originally going to offer you. It's better because the original picture is actually more creepy than funny.
That old gal looks like she knows how to live life!
Captain of the Guard - 5 favors - can shout, glare, and boss people around - no real powers or responsibilities - 1 comfy bed - 1 calendar - 1 captain's hat of choice from any region, era, or videogame
Flying High Ozpriest
Sexy PVC Nun Aurora loves her job
da_kasha da ghostbustah (not many female ghostbuster pics you know) BTW since you are a Ghostbuster, maybe you want to know that lefarce apparently looks a lot like Vigo the Carpethian.
That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!
That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!
Oh great Munkee, I humbly wish that I may have the honour of being the keeper of the church dungeon so that vile heretics that worship false moderato- Gods may be imprisoned and tortured with psychological warfare (such as calling them names like "unfabulous" and "funny-pants"). Amen.
Captain of the Guard - 5 favors - can shout, glare, and boss people around - no real powers or responsibilities - 1 comfy bed - 1 calendar - 1 captain's hat of choice from any region, era, or videogame
Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name. My tithe to You is a testament to Your superiority and spelling ability over other churches (and, in particular, a church down the street from me):
Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name. My tithe to You is a testament to Your superiority and spelling ability over other churches (and, in particular, a church down the street from me):
*indicates a spot a raises his mace of +10 preach in a manner similar to a golf club* I think I can get you into a volcano from here.
An offering huh? Alright. I can provide you with this piece of shoelace, blue tag, paperclip, and candy tin foil which, once assembled, forms the ultimate multi-tool.
MacGyver's phone number is on the other side of the note.
Hm, an interesting proposition! (You don't have to renounce anything though, I'm pretty cool like that.) I'll see what I can do. T_T Maybe if you can dig up a nice offering for me, I will be more inclined to generosity!
i thank you by erecting these two …..cat videos….
wait a second, is he dead?!
I like how the second cat was all, "but I just want to bite them a LITTLE…" Also that was indeed a good Artillery video. :] I'm sure I saw a pedostache on one of those guys though!
No no, he just went to make other websites. :]
Oh great Munkee, I humbly wish that I may have the honour of being the keeper of the church dungeon so that vile heretics that worship false moderato- Gods may be imprisoned and tortured with psychological warfare (such as calling them names like "unfabulous" and "funny-pants")
Keeper of the Church Dungeon - 5 favors - power to imprison and torture false gods and heretics - increased ability to call names, especially in funny accents - full access to the dungeon, including the fridge, torture gallery, and backstage - 1 'guest pass' for access to above, for showing off - 1 steamer trunk full of interesting torture tools - 1 large keyring with 100 jangly metal keys
Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name.
OK, though I'm not sure what good someone is after they've been melted in a volcano. But you can see Waff about that. :]
An offering huh? Alright. I can provide you with this piece of shoelace, blue tag, paperclip, and candy tin foil which, once assembled, forms the ultimate multi-tool.
Hey, I love puzzles! I'll take this and have a think about how to put them together… (back in 8 hours?)
So, what do you want in return? :] I could make you the Grand High Inventor if you don't have anything specific in mind…
I like how the second cat was all, "but I just want to bite them a LITTLE…" Also that was indeed a good Artillery video. :] I'm sure I saw a pedostache on one of those guys though!
No no, he just went to make other websites. :]
haha, yeah, that cat wasnt quite seeing these little rabbits the same way the lady taping it was.and i think the guy with the stache was Micheal.haha.actually might get to do a shirt design for these guys if i ever get the damn thing done. classic thrash metal. also used to have a little crush on their lead singer.haha!
and that's good Volte's still with us. after i typed i thought to myself "boy, am i gonna sound like an ass if he DID die!"
Is that really a giraffe? It kind of looks like an impala slept with an emu/kangaroo type thing. I suspect witchcraft be afoot.
If you like (and if the Most High Munkee approves), our legions can set about purging this unclean race from this world. Then, we can set about purging them from the next world.
I ask nothing and I want for nothing as I bask in thine glory. Bless mine blade and mine tank so I may smite thine enemies in thy name.
Her Smiting Knight - gets 5 favors, but only if they serve munkee's glory - ability to Smite blasphemers, heretics, witches, unhelpful helpline employees, etc. - right to make arbitrary decisions as to determining above people - 1 large horse, or 100 small explosive horses - can glow in the dark at will - receives a warm and soft blanket made from righteousness - 1 batch warm cookies
The Smiting Knight doth thank ye and bask in thine glory and warm, soft blanket made of righteousness.
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