Thread "Corrupt-a-wish" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

Granted. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!

I wish for infinite wishes.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

Granted with the stipulations that you must use them all and make a wish every twelve hours, until then you can't die. After a century of having everything given to you you try and commit suicide and wind up a vegetable.

I wish I was the Batman.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

Granted, your dna has been spliced with a bat, unfortunatelyit was a dead bat.

I wish for ( )

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

Well nothing happened so get used to it.

I wish for "Flo" to be funnier.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

She's dead, much more funny now, eh?

I wish to win the next GM election.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 21, 2010

You win the next GM election, but you prove to be so inept at the job that you are permanently banned from the entire Forum Games board.

I wish I had a job.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 22, 2010

I wish I could wish that your new job didn't suck!

I wish I had a pony.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 22, 2010

Granted. You now own a pony, that's really a kelpy. The first time you go for a ride the kelpy heads for the nearest body of water, drowns, then eats you.

I wish the grass would cut its self.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 22, 2010

The grass cuts itself but the blood gets all over your new mower. Aw tartar sauce!

I wish the kelpy was real kelp.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 22, 2010

Granted. You are not attacked by starving rabid sea otters.

I wish for a plane.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 22, 2010

Granted but it's crashing into the Games Federation building.

Linkies!

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I wish people would read that book. It's a good one.

I also wish I can find and watch the movie.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 23, 2010

Granted, but you realize it's a movie of Richard Simmons running on a treadmill. Running time: 4 hours, 34 minutes.

I wish the big ball of fire in the sky would turn off every once in a while.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 23, 2010

Granted, but it crashes into the sun creating a supernova destroying the solar system.

I wish you loved me.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 23, 2010

Granted. I'm now stalking you.

I wish I could get nominated for a DD Award this year.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 23, 2010

Granted, but as a result you get a bunch of angry, jerky spammers following your every page…

I wish I had a way to talk to my boyfriend right now.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 23, 2010

Granted. You talk to him so much he dumps you.

I wish I had a camera.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 24, 2010

Granted. You post incriminating pictures of you at a kegger with a road cone on your head. Your boss sees it and fires you, and no employer is willing to hire you.

I wish I had a bottle of vodka (it's 2am where I am, I should be drunk by now!)

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 24, 2010

Granted, you get so drunk that you attempt to hump a panda and are sent to jail for beastality. Because beastality officially became illegal yesterday…(I'm not going to get over that one for awhile. I honestly don't know whether it's legal or not.)

I wish that, through my new tarot classes, I will become a tarot master!

(I really am taking lessons…hope they go well ^^)

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 24, 2010

With your tarot reading skills you predict your own suicide, you know you won't kill yourself so you figure crisis averted.
You continue to read the cards, predicting all sorts of minor events, eventually you predict the death of a loved one in a tragic car accident. You call them to warn them but they are already driving. They answer the phone and are distracted by it; they don't see the car ahead breaking.
You find that everything you predict comes true and cannot possibly be changed. Eventually this leads you to the realisation that the future is set in stone, even the choices you make.
With the knowledge that free will is an illusion your life becomes worthless. You see no reason to continue living and take your own life.

I wish to be amazingly talented at everything.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 24, 2010

One of your many talents is to suck at everything.

I wish Nickelodeon sucked more.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 24, 2010

Granted. their studio is now a super massive black hole

I wish I had a million bucks

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2010

Granted, and you also get your dream girl and buy everything you want, but you realize that the one girl you always loved as well as all your friends don't like the changed you, so in a heartwarming climax you trade your money to restore your old life.

I wish Dave7 would stop stalking me and just come forward with his love.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 24, 2010

Granted. But then I realize you're not the kind of person I thought you were, and so I leave you after 3 months. Despondent and heartbroken, you kill yourself.

I wish I could remember what happened last night (why does my shirt smell like Panda?).

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 25, 2010

Wish granted, but it all comes back at once in the middle of an important meeting, making you scream "I GOT PANDA BUTT RAPED!" in front of your boss, an avid WWF member.

I wish I could get pages done on time.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2010

Granted, but now that you have free time again, those pandas are looking YOUR way now.

I wish that Dave7 would just take a shower to get that smell off of him already.