Thread "CURSES!!!!! Curse the person above you!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 19, 2009

I curse you with a neverending WEDGIE!

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 20, 2009

I curse you with Atheist resisting to be converted

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2009

i'm not even gonna TELL you what you're cursed with!!!

hint: it involves your genitals

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 6, 2009

I curse you with missing genitals.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 6, 2009

i curse you to have your pants jam up and be impossible to remove every time you try to have sex with a girl. The only way you can have sex is to be raped be obese, hairy men.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 7, 2009

i curse you with cats everywhere you go, they will follow you day and night, 24/7, until you scream at them to leave you alone and get arrested for being a "public nusiance"

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 7, 2009

I curse you to discover that the brown stuff under your fingernails isn't dirt.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2009

i curse you to have a totally embarassing comic that you can't figure out how to delete.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 8, 2009

I curse you to have a comic that is so amazing and spectacular, that no one reads it. After 30 years of long hard work you drown yourself in your toilet, but you forgot to flush!!!

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 9, 2009

i curse you to have absolutely nothing to read for the rest of your life but incredibly crappy sprite comics.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 9, 2009

i curse you to an eternity of chewing gum that lost it's flavor

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 9, 2009

i curse you with nothing to eat but soggy plain rice krispies.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 9, 2009

I curse you with nothing to do but watch re-runs of Growing Pains for all eternity.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 10, 2009

i curse you with nothing to do but watch angelic layer for all eternity. (WORST. ANIME. EVER.)

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 17, 2009

I curse you with a name nobody can pronounce

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 17, 2009

I curse you with a pronunciation no one can name…wtf?

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 17, 2009

I curse you with always coming up with the perfect one-liner in every situation, two days after the situation occurs.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2009

I curse thee with the knowledge that you gave up your hot, loving wife who worked as a model to save your frail and already dying Aunt, a decision that left you single, alone, and in a shitty apartment.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 19, 2009

I curse you with an annoying alam clock that goes off by itself

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 20, 2009

I curse you with the curse that you have sons. Handsome, beautiful boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken away!

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 20, 2009

I curse you to be a fly in a flyswatter shop

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 21, 2009

I curse you to forever have the Jonas Brother's music playing in your mind's background.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 21, 2009

I curse you to be a voodoo doll (ouch!)

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 21, 2009

I curse you to be the subject of your own voodoo doll curse

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2009

I curse you to die without oxygen