Thread "CURSES!!!!! Curse the person above you!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 22, 2009

I curse you with hiccups that last 5 hours

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2009

I curse you to turn into the icky brown colour bananas get when not stored

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 24, 2009

I curse you to lose your helmet.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 24, 2009

I curse you to never be content with your avatar

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 24, 2009

I curse you to be in love with a 1970's nintendo character

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 24, 2009

I curse you to BE that 70's nintendo charactor

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 24, 2009

I curse you to be the third wheel of this 70s video game character love

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 26, 2009

I curse you to be caught picking your nose

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2009

I curse you to be that nose

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 27, 2009

I curse you to be the snotty boogers mucus of my caught nose-pick!

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 28, 2009

I curse you to wear pink ribbons in your hair for the rest of your life.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 30, 2009

I curse you with a craving for pickles and a pickle jar that won't open

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 31, 2009

I curse you to wake up with half your hair shaved off and a crudely-drawn mustache on your face (for permanent)

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 1, 2009

I curse you to eat cold pizza. For breakfast. Every day.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 1, 2009

I curse you to eat yourself with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 2, 2009

I curse you to be Jane Goodall's monkey pet!

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 4, 2009

I curse you to become your avatar, and never be able to stop dancing in a background of gray and occasionally orange.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 6, 2009

I curse you to always be sleep deprived! (ouch!)

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 6, 2009

I curse you to never finish this endless game of cursing!

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 8, 2009

I curse you to be waterlogged.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 8, 2009

I curse you to do a DOUBLE-POST on this thread, thus cursing yourself! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 8, 2009

I curse you to choke on an olive while you were laughing diabolically

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 13, 2009

I curse you with the 5th grade perserverence to create and keep running a sprite based comic using shoddy recolors both from Mega Man 7 and a Sonic the hedgehog game of your choice. The storyline will go nowhere, half of your jokes will be rip-offs from Bob and George and the other half will sound like the actual scripts of Sonic adventure I and II and Shadow the Hedgehog combined in some plothole inducing food processor and spat out to fornicate with Inu-Yasha who will butt birth your plotline. Your author character, a "badass half-demon half-vampire/angel spawn of a hedgehog and a chick who was half echidna and half bat" will frequently appear to tell the audience how awful the comic is, especially the backrounds, because self referential humor is totally a justification for utter crapitude. The comic will run for a thousand pages and, as you complete the thousand and first page you read the word "poop" and begin to laugh so hard that your insides liquify and leak out your anus.

Have fun. :P

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

I curse you to get a hand cramp from all that writing

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 15, 2009

I curse you to develop intensly painful shinsplints, thus making your eternal bannana dance a non-ending hellish waltz of mind-altering agony.