I sewed the jeans. Then they ripped somewhere else. Threw them out. Now down to 2 pairs.
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Ever had those moments when you found yourself... "exposed"?
Finding a good pair of jeans is hard, so when you do get a good pair, the temptation is to keep them as long as possible.
Reminds me of the lyrics to the Cat Stevens song Oh Very Young:
They will vanish away like your dad's best jeanslol! So very true :(
Denim Blue fading up to the sky
And though you want them to last forever
You know they never will
And the patches make the goodbye harder still
OH! I just remembered another incident of exposition, however this time by my friend. So me and my friend were out at the mall and then wanted to go back and play some xbox or something at his house. No one else was home and when we got there my friend realised he left the key inside. He has a two story house with this wall running along the side underneath a balcony. The balcony has an unlocked door on it. When standing on the wall the balcony was too high up to reach. But there was a ladder outside. On its own it wouldn't reach the balcony either, but if we put the ladder on the wall it would reach the balcony. So my friend jumped down from the wall to get the ladder and tore a massive hole in his jean shorts. Right where his arse cheek is. So he just pulled those off (he had undies on). It was hilarious cause I was standing on the wall holding the ladder while my friend was climbing slowly up it. I couldn't look up to see his progress cause I'd be staring straight up his arse (his undies had this hole in it too). This van drived passed at this one moment and it would've been the funniest sight.
Just remembered one: all of last year I never wore shorts underneath my uniform skirt. I thought it was normal going to an all girls school and I used to get made fun of at my elementary school for wearing shorts under my skirt (they thought I was wearing boxers?)
It wasn't like they never saw little pink undies before, so I didn't get why it was a big deal. I soon started noticing, however, that everyone else wore shorts underneath, so I started to as well when I saw how easy it was to see under the skirt if you tried, despite their length… lol!
I hope you never have to endure it yourself!Never happen. My head's already stuck so far up my own arse I couldn't climb a ladder if I wanted too :(
Ever find anything interesting up there?
I had an incident when I was 12.
I was sitting on my usual relaxation spot, the can, when the other kids finally bust the lock on my cubicle to try and get a peek.
And they did…. Holy sweet Jesus they did.
I remember them staring at my crotch, aghast.
I was in a dwam when it happened, wasn't aware until somebody called out my name in shock.
WTF?It got worse, actually.
…that sounds seriously pervy man. T_T
That's so traumatising I don't even really know what you're actually talking about there.
The way the toilets were built, they didn't have closing toilet doors. You could pretty much look into either gender's toilets from outside. And if you were in the cubicle nearest the doorway someone standing at the opposite door would also be able to look into your cubicle if you open that cubicle door.
So, yeah. A possibly unisex group of about six to eight plus kids between the ages of five and eleven gawking at your underpants region and worse, TRYING TO SEE IT AGAIN EVERY SCHOOL DAY FOR THE NEXT YEAR sure ain't a fun experience.
Luckily, it never happened twice. I had to spend every toilet visit with my jacket draped over my bare ass and with both feet pushing against the door even though it was locked. They ALWAYS tried to pick it open again anyway, though.
Sometimes they'd unlock and then gang rush the door. But because at the time I was swimming almost daily I had the leg strength to hold 'em back long enough to throw the lock back on again and delay them until I could pull my pants back up and open the door myself.
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