You walk inside, completely calm, if s/he raises any questions just remark on how you're relieving yourself of worldly possesions…and now you have to go relieve yourself again.
Say your friend asks you to ask someone to a dance, and you do, but you already asked a girl to the dance, what do you do?
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Say your friend asks you to ask someone to a dance, and you do, but you already asked a girl to the dance, what do you do?
tell the second girl you asked out that you were merely asking her out for your friend, who's very shy around girls but can be a very nice, funny buddy once she gets to know him.
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You hear a goofy song on the radio, can't help but get up and dance very goofy to it, and all the meanwhile you put an very wacky hat on yourself, with giant glasses and the whole works. youre dancing to this crazy song in this very crazy get up for a while. and when the song stops, you realize that you're being watched by your crush who was looking at you though the window of his/her house. what do you do?
I wave because they wouldn't be too suprised >.>
you're watching people breakdance, suddenly your friend pushes you in and you're stuffed right the middle WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?
DUN DUN duuuunnnn
proably get my face kicked in by the breakdancers, and never speak to my "friend" again.
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exemetely bored one day, you start posing and stuff in front of the mirror, and saying a lot of silly things to yourself.
then suddenly, you find that some people you know was staring at you, as seeing they praobly came in at one point.
what do you do?
(this happened to me once).
Girls: run off screaming
Guys: say I'm practicing for the hoes and bitches later tonight >.>
You're in a library and you pull on a book that catches your eye, but it's stuck, then in true comedic fashion, the shelf falls over (you're fine and all) you stand up from the mess, covered in now broken boos and everyone is staring at you.
What DO you DO
(ack! that happened to me once too! only expect the books weren't broken at all. they're much more hardy than you give them credit for).
"Um, sorry! I'll clean it all up I promise! But can I get to check out this one book first?"
(also what I said).
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you and your friend dedice to have a three-way chat on the phones with your crush. you three have a great time, but (s)he has to put you two on hold while somebody else is calling. so your friend suppsedly disconnects your crush from the line while you two are on hold, and you start talking about how great your crush is, and even reads the notes your crush gave you to your friend.
but suddenly, you hear your crush voice speak up on the line: "Say, do you read all the notes from me to your friends?"
it turns out that your friend didn't properly disconnect the three-way conversation! what do you do?
Laugh becaue I fail at life at that point. And then ask them out. >.>
This is all after a startling amount of cursing has taken place.
(wow, you have horrible luck, aurora.)
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You get home and make sure no one's there except your parent's room (I mean, seriously, who wants to check around in there? Then you start singing your lungs out then your parents bust in and start applauding you (with obvious and painful sarcasm)
I would bow and say "Thank you! Thank you! What a great audience!" sarcastically.
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You are tired of people busting in on you all the time. So you decide to install locks on all your doors. Unfortunately you have to install locks while completely nude. Right as your finishing the last door lock, all of the sudden your parents and neighbors bust in through the windows and see you locksmithing in all your naked glory. What you you do!?
"fuck man! haven't you heard of using the doors? you'll have to pay for those windows you know."
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you and your crush is about to kiss for the first time on an trampoline. but his/her little brother chooses that time to come bouncing on the trampoline just as you two started. you two bounced, and your teeth stabbed his forehead and sliced it open!
what do you do?!
Throw the little brother off the trampoline, fly him to the hospital, and fly back to the trampoline and kiss my GF before she could say "chitty chitty bang bang".
Nxt Situation: As you're flying in an airplane, three out of 4 engienes explode, taking the wings with them. The shrapnle kills the pilots, and there are only 5 parachutes, three taken by a lawyer, a retard, and a hermafradite. the plane is 15 feet from hitting a mountain. what do you do?
Nxt Situation: As you're flying in an airplane, three out of 4 engienes explode, taking the wings with them. The shrapnle kills the pilots, and there are only 5 parachutes, three taken by a lawyer, a retard, and a hermafradite. the plane is 15 feet from hitting a mountain. what do you do?
eh, that's not really an embrassing situation. the whole point of this game is to think up some outrageous embrassing moment, and then see how the next poster "survives" the embrassement by doing something, and then answer the poster's embrassing situation with what you would do. get it?
"Appreciate the kindness, but sorry. I'm not gay. I'm sure you'll find the right guy soon."
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You're on a bus and a really fat woman has sat next you, and on your jacket. You try your best to subtly tug it away, but to not previal. Then, your stop is there, and giving up, you dash to the exit, forcefully pulling the jacket off of her. But before you leave, you see that the woman has fallen onto the florr, on the verge of tears, and looking like she's ready to sue.
What do you do, what do you do?
I place a C-4 charge on the bus, put an invisibility cloak in the bus cast "time stop", run 50 feet away, detonate the bus and wlak away as if nothing ever happend just before the spell duration runs out.
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you are at the zoo and a parot says your name and "is an idiot" and poops on you in front of 80 people with photographic memories.
what do you do?
cast invisblity spell on yourself so people don't see you fucking an parrot, they only see an parrot acting werid.
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You think it'd be a fun idea to run around naked, but cast an invbsibity spell on yourself so that you don't get too embrassed or get arrested. unfontunely, the spell's duration ran out so you're caught streaking in front of people you know, and plus in front of news crew who happens to be fliming and cops!
what do you do?
cast invisibility on myself again, cast amnesia on the people to erase their memory of what happened when they saw me just now.
you're taking a hike in the woods with a friend when you decide to throw some rocks into the lake. as you approach the lake, a bear suddenly comes up and begins to rape you in the ass. what do you do to escape death and embarrassment?
I cast time stop (it affects everything), pull out my automatic railgun, waste the bear's ass, pull up my pants and dispose of the bear's dead body, and then cast an amnisia spell on my partner.
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You're walking down the sidewalk, then some maniac decides to throw rotten fruit at you woth half the town watching it, the other half watching it on cable.
What do you do?
I kick that bastard's ass so hard and pratically maul him… shows him that nobody messes around with me! and best of all, the stuff that ended up on cable will proably get sent over to the internet too, so I'll be famous!
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you throw shit at some random girl while being flimed for cable, as some funny prank. however the girl loses it and pratically mauls your ass and got your head served to you. and the video proably is being spread around on the interenet too. you just got beat up by an girl, dude!
what do you do?
A gang of gay dudes try to fuck you in the middle of school and film it!
What do you do?
go along with it, and become an famous porn star because of it.
you're playing on a football team for the very first time, and it's the big game! and you actually made an touchdown!! biggest moment of your life.. only to find out that you went to the wrong side and you had the other team win instead. What do you do?
Dance as hard as I can. Hopefully, I can be remembered for my disco than my own goal.
Situation:
Er..you get caught looking at porn during IT class. The teacher makes it even worse be making it appear on every computer in the school, with all fingers pointing at you. The principal had also been on his PC when this incident happened.
Note: You can't use magic or anything that doesn't existing in real life.
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