Invite them to join in, of course!
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One day you are out playing minigolf with a friend. You spy your girlfriend a few holes down and decide to jog over to say hi real quick. while doing so, your friend yells at you to take your turn. When your head is turned to respond, you trip and fall over the miniature waterfall next to the pirate boat, and into the shallow pool at the bottom. Your girlfriend sees you go over.
What do you do?
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Gee, how embrassing! (game)
yell "Come in, the water great!"
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you have to get up at like 5 am in the morning for some stupid job you took. too tired to even turn on the light, you just take stuff out of your drawers, put on what you thought was your work suit…
you go out without even coffee to work for the man.. and when you arrive at your job, your new boss can't help but stare at you.
it's then you finally look at what you're wearing. you're actually wearing your girlfriend/wife/whoever girl's business suit.. and it's even a dark pink.
what do you say and do?
"Well, funny thing happened, actually. So I was walking down the street, when paint dropped all over me and my clothes and I was wearing pink. As I kept walking in my blind painty stupor I ripped parts of my clothes off on the fences and other pointy objects along the street… You have no right to judge me."
Okay, so your fundamentalist christian relatives have come over to your house with your eyes on their inheritance, but at the same time you have scheduled a piss up with your friends in the living room. Try as you might to surpress it. One of your friends runs into the dining room, pukes onto the floor, and yells "Great booze up!!!!" what do you say?
-edit- You were too quick for me… Barguest
Answer for Aurora:
That's a tricky one… Well, since I didn't notice, I'd have to be pretty much the same size as my girlfriend… So I could probably get away with at least the pants. :-D
So I'd just say I wore the wrong jacket and take it off. There you go, dark pink pants aren't so bad, even if they are a slim fit. I'd probably look quite stylish ^^
Answer for Barguest:
I tell them my friends are terrible sinners and I'm trying to show them the path to enlightenment, but Satan is too strong for me! I'm actually trying to HEAL my Puking friend. The vomit was caused by his body purging itself of the demon infestation!
I'll get them to try and help me HEAL my poor misguided stating possessed friends. :lol:
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Scenario:
You take some very sexy naked pics of yourself with your webcam for your boy/girlfriend where you're being quite "rude"…
Well, it's 5 am in the morning, you've just finished a whole bunch of comic pages to upload for the next 7 days to your Drunk Duck website… You're so tried and out off it that you accidentally load up 7 of your private rude nudy pics instead (all you see is the filenames).
And to top things off, you don't find out what happed till a week later because your computer started screwing up and it took you that long to fix it.
When you check your comic again, you find you're enormously popular, and then you find out why…
What do you do?
Ozone:
Start making a porno comic.
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And the correct answer to mine would be to say "My friend is a missionary, he's looking after the chief of a tribe he brought back named "Great Boo". Great Boo has been suffering from a sleep disorder so he came into the room to announce that "Great Boo's up", but at the same time he's been recovering from a sickness he caught while finding Great Boo and was forced to vomit.
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Okay, this actually happened at my school.
So It's your senior year of highschool and to commemorate it you let a greased up pig loose in the building, but you're incredibly stupid and grease up the pig's hooves aswell. The pig wobbles into the lobby of the lunchroom and kids surround it. The pig can't move, becomes terrified and immediatley dies of a heart attack. What do you do?
"sorry, I've been having a dierrirria problem. I think I better go home now."
and then thank god that you got out of that one because she was way ugly.
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you fall asleep in class, and when you wake up.. it's the end of the class but there's a huge puddle of drool on your desk and on half of your face.
and your crush is laughing, staring at you.
what do you do?
Go back to sleep, of course.
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Due to some serious messup on the merry-go-round at a nearby theme park, you get sent flying off into a nearby pond, and your pants rip off on a fence that you flew over.
how would you explain to someone about your soaking-wet pantlessness?
was that your question?
hmm.. well the answer could be very complex.
Due to the frequency of the light waves reflecting off of the third moon of Jupiter, several incongruities in the time-space slipstream develop.
said incongruencies influence the matter around them to a minute degree, almost infinetisemally. Such influence can result in mild dissimilarities in the course of history, allowing for electrons, protons, and mooptrons to be transferred between dimensions, resulting in complex arrays of molecular matrices, often made of proteins, amino acids, and strands of ionized gas compressed into solid form. Such form could then coalesce into a living organism, ordinarily of the subspecies protozoa. These singler-cellular organisms may occasionally produce enzymes that assist in the digestion and assimilation of nutrients.
And that, my friends, is how the color blue was invented.
Any questions?
(happy now, Ozone? :-D ) : :smt075
(edit) Situation: You are currently driving down the highway in the rain at night, and a girl jumps out from the side of the road into your path. You swerve to avoid her, but end up flipping your car on it's side and go skidding off the highway and into the nearby brush. you get out and with your herculean strength that only comes from incredible agitaion for girls jumping out into the middle of roads, you drag your car back onto the highway. As you continue on your way the same girl decides to jump out again, and you decide to just run her over and be done with it.
Later, back in your home town you take your car in to be serviced, and to have it's tires rotated. While they are doing that, they notice that there seems to be something caught up in the undercarriage of your car. How can you explain what happened without getting yourself lynched, arrested, or locked in a padded white room?
Look very, very carefully under the car. Prod various organs hanging out of the corpse wrapped around your muffler. Then turn to the mechanic and, with a great deal of surprise, say something to this effect:
"Well, it's obvious what happened. Some cannibal must've forgot to close his trunk all the way, and his groceries spilled out all over the highway."
If the mechanic inquires further, say this:
"Well, I don't know! I figured it was probably just a squirrel or something!"
If that doesn't work, point quickly to the sky and exclaim, "Hey, is that a seagull?" Then crack him over the head with a nearby wrench. Stow his body in your trunk and put on his clothes. Totally assume the identity of the mechanic you have just killed. No one will ever know.
~IJ
NEXT SITUATION:
You met Fred Segal at a debutante ball.
You gave him your number; he gave you a call.
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight.
You met him at nine! That's right, you were late!
What do you do?
"sorry about that… I was busy making myself look good for you. you know how we girls are, teehee!"
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It's the day of the gymsiast competition and you're in your best white outfit that you wore when you won 4 times before…
after you go though your rotuines, everyone's staring at you.. but not in the good way. you wonder why until somebody points out a certain blood stain down there…
unfounetely, your period just arrived!
and everyone saw that. what do you do?
"sorry about that… I was busy making myself look good for you. you know how we girls are, teehee!"
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It's the day of the gymsiast competition and you're in your best white outfit that you wore when you won 4 times before…
after you go though your rotuines, everyone's staring at you.. but not in the good way. you wonder why until somebody points out a certain blood stain down there…
unfounetely, your period just arrived!
and everyone saw that. what do you do?
Pretend to faint from blood loss and weakly ask for an ambulance
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(This one is from self-experience… except I didn't get caught. I was smart enough to shove it straight into my school bag)
Your friends like the comics you read and ask if you can get them some hentai. They readily agree to pay you for it, so you print off a finished hentai comic and fix it up so it looks like a pro manga comic. You leave the book on your dressing table and go off to have a shower. When you come back, you discover that your grandmother has found and read it
I already had an explanation planned if it was ever discovered, who can guess what it was?
"oh dear, you shouldn't really read that. it's nasty. no, it's not mine.. I was holding it for a friend of mine because it's spring cleaning over at his house, and he didn't want his mother to discover it and therefore get in trouble for it. I don't really read the stuff, and I don't understand why he likes it though. just let me put it away in my schoolbag where I can give it back to him later."
((was that even close?))
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you really have to go to the bathroom really badly.. so you head for the nearest toliet. unfountely it just happens to be in the oppsite sex's locker room. as you fhinsh reliving yourself, and walk out of the toliet stall, the people of the oppsite sex has just came in and saw you in the locker room, where you shouldn't be.
what is your explaination?
Say your a cross dresser and get out of there as quickly as you can.
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Your In the pool and you have to use the bathroom but the stalls are too far, you feel like your gonna burst, Turns out its Diareah, Your afraid to use the stalls because people dont lift those toilet seats when they piss and some people might have sat on those with hepatitis C, So you go in the pool, A lifeguard come right next to you and sees the brown gloopy stuff floating up from inside your bathing suit.
What do you do?
take out a snickers bar and drop it in, just to add to the effect. and to make everyone run out of the pool screaming.
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You're in a loud party and have to fart, and at the moment you do, someone cuts off the music to make an announcement and you rip off the loudest fart in the world.
What do ya' do?
Blame it on the fat guy.
Your at the beach and you see all the girls in bikinis, then you see one sunbathing topless, this aroses you more then you already are, Well looks like your having an erection and its almost breaking your bathing suit, people are staring like you like your radioactive, what do you do?
shout "oh no~ This large wang-shaped item appears to be lodged in my shorts! I hope nobody is thinking anything PERVERTED about it…"
and run away as they avert their eyes in shame
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you're a 13 year old girl in a strappy WHITE dress about to confess your love to tucker james (ooOOooo Tuuuuucker is sooooo hawt!!11) when your period starts and stains through the back of the dress. now what?
wrap a sweater/jacket around your wrist to hide the period stain, and say it's the latest look!
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Your exemetely cute neighbor that you've been crushing on intives you to go to a bike ride. naturally, you're pyshced and say yes.
you go along with him/her, and you're attentive to him/her to show how much intersting she/he is to you, trying to look intersted in what your negihbor's talking about. but you paid a little too much attention to what your neighbor was saying and not enough to the road, because as you two speeded around the curve you crashed into an parked car.
what do you do?
Say "Gah! I need to work on my car-jumping trick!"
New Situation
You're in the mall and spot a cute girl. You follow her around, waiting for the opportune time to ask for her number. Just as you walk up to her, about to ask her out, she puts her arm around her girlfriend, kisses her square on the lips, turns to you and asks "Can I help you?"
"…No thanks. I'm cool."
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You're a robber running away from the scene of robbery. You used to be the fastest marathon runner in High School and you see someone actually trying to outrun you.
You suddenly feel challenged and start to run with all your might. You managed to outrun him, and you stop.
You stop right in front of the police station, with all the policemen looking at you with a mask, an empty gun, and a nice sack of money.
"Yeah, I couldn't help but wonder… were you in any Tv shows? because you look so familar!"
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you're late for an interview, and you have to take an sucky subway train whose doors have a tendecy to close too fast for tiher own good. at the stop you leap out fast as you can, but the door was too fast for you, taking a hold of your skirt/pants. as it moves away, it rips off the skirt/pants you had on. you're standing there speechless, in public, skirtless/pantless…
what do you do?
to answer Dan's scenerio, though it's not a embrassing moment more than it is an stupid moment…..
just say "I'm an actor in an tv show where they poke fun at the sterotypes of robbers and cops!"
now somebody answer my embrassing scenerio above. how do you surive that embrassement?
I repeat:
you're late for an interview, and you have to take an sucky subway train whose doors have a tendecy to close too fast for tiher own good. at the stop you leap out fast as you can, but the door was too fast for you, taking a hold of your skirt/pants. as it moves away, it rips off the skirt/pants you had on. you're standing there speechless, in public, skirtless/pantless…
what do you do?
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