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What do you mean "dressed up".I'll be on a cruise on Royal Carribbean Lines for my wife's fiftieth birthday. She's frantic about what to wear but I'm sure we'll figure out something. But no pirates. Absolutely no pirates.I think it would be a hit if you dressed up with an assault rifle, dirty shirt and khat-stained teeth.
Technically, I'm not really doing anything for Halloween because I'm in a drama production all that week. However, that means I'll be running around in a costume all night (a demon, no less!) so I guess it's really no different than what I'd be doing if I were "free" on Halloween.
Oh shit… I just remembered something worse…
My sigmoidoscopy will be on the 1st of November. And I'm supposed to start taking the stuff to clear my system out the night before.
So this Halloween I'll be exhausted from a long trip to London, I'll be having my last meal for at least 24 hours when everybody else has sweets and junk and I'll be literally pissing Lucozade out of my ARSE!
This warrants a sad face in an obscenely high font size.
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What do you mean "dressed up".I'll be on a cruise on Royal Carribbean Lines for my wife's fiftieth birthday. She's frantic about what to wear but I'm sure we'll figure out something. But no pirates. Absolutely no pirates.I think it would be a hit if you dressed up with an assault rifle, dirty shirt and khat-stained teeth.
Does Bravo ever leave the house any other way?
I generally in the past had my kids draw faces on a sheet of paper and then help them carve their design into the pumpkin. I'll still have to do that with my son, as he's still only five. And then I carve some cool pumpkins of my own design.
This year I'll be doing a Grover pumpkin and maybe a lego minifig pumpkin in addition to helping the kids with theirs.
Then we go out trick or treating and later I hear about how many people liked my carvings. Last year I did the Penguins of Madagascar in their "Charlies Angels" stance that they do because my kids like that show. One year while working at a company with a detailed logo, I carved that and took it to work.
Here is what I did today in the spirit of Halloween.
And another one.
I paid $5 for all three of those. I'm hoping they're cheaper tomorrow when I go back to get three more. After all, I should let the kids have a crack at one or two… >_>
I'm going out as an sailor girl for this Halloween and just generally hanging out at my friend's Halloween party.
And just so you can see all the details on my sailor dress:
Yes, I know… I have a serious pear-shape going on there. sometimes it makes me look fat in some images, but I'm actually a little bit underweight for my height and age. Werid, eh? ah well. Dem hips! :P
Oh snap, aurora, we are smile twins. I have a really similar smile. o_O
I'm always impressed by pumpkin carvings.I think my pumpkin carving skills will probably suffice to prove that statement wrong!
Well, Halloween was even more pish than I expected.
We had NO KIDS at our door. Last year we had about three groups. But this time there was nobody. And because of my predicament my family couldn't leave me alone in the house to go to a party. So they just sat and watched House of 1000 corpses while I technically waterboarded myself trying to keep my fluids up.
Positive note: I'll probably never have one as bad ever again.
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