Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

You become so frustrated that no one is trying to play this game. That you suffer a fatal brain aneurysm.

A busload of Hawaiian Tropic Bikini models!!!

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

The bus runs you over as you're taking your daily walk.

A flower from your "sweetheart".

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 31, 2006

the flower shoots out acid, burnibg your face off.

Boobs

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

Boobs suffocate you after you fall into the chest of a girl with really big ones

Oxygen

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

you light a match. KABOOM!

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

People get angry at you for not posting an object, and one of them breaks a bottle on your skull.

A plush midget.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

it comes to life and blows your head off with an ak47

*puts pinky up to mouth* One, MILLION, dollars!

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

You jump in your sea of 1,000,000 million dollars, and then you realize you can't swim. You promptly drown in your money. To make matters worse, once you die your son takes all your money and then squanders it on… Escort services. *shifty eyes*

A 1 foot and 3/4 of an inch ruler.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

you poke your eye out with it and bleed to death.

Godzilla and a warehouse full of nukes.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 7, 2007

while looking at the strange sight, you do nott realise that the warehouse, godzilla, and yourself, are all on the edge of a cliff, you walk on, still watching the beast and his nuclear warehouse, and accidentally walk off the edge of the cliff, falling to your death.

apple juice

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

You quetly sit and drink your apple juice, not realizing it's poisoned. You become sick and are rushed to the hospital. While you're there recovering you are given some plutonium and the radioactiveness destroys your immune system giving the poison in the apple juice ample space to destroy your innards in a very slow acid-y reaction.

Next harbinger of doom! - A chest made of sapient pearwood.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

The chest made of sapient pearwood with all its ornate, glimmering Locks and manacles and such come crashing down at you from the deep recesses of outserspace. it enters earts atmosphere and the chest Gets burned away to reveal thata it was not made of pearwood as originally thought and is made out of meteor material which knocks you in the head, taking it clear off and burning the wound shut through coterization of the burning hot meteoroid.

I little rubber superball that you find in vending machines. A red one with little blue spots!

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

You throw the ball with all your might at the floor. It's bounces and bounces until finally, it hits you in the midriff. You die suffocating.

A schoolbag.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

The schoolbag has a bomb in it that explodes whenever it touches paper, you then put a sheet you have to do for homework in there without putting it in your plastic folder first

A guitar

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

You don't realize that the apts (that you pluged your guitar into) volume are way too loud. And when you pluck it's string the loudnest blows your head off.

wooden backscratcher.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

you miss and gauge your eye out. then an african Killer Bee flies in and eats your brain.
Those bees… they're just WAITING for their chance…

a laser cannon shaped like a tomato.

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Obviously because it is shaped exactly like a tomato…it is round and you left it on the floor. ironically its not the laser that kills you its the fact theat it was left on the floor and you trip on it and fall backwards hitting a nearby peice of hard furniture
and you die from a brain hemorrhage.

A McDonalds Happy Meal.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

you accidently eat the toy and it gets stuck in your throat. you die of suffocation.

a cellphone.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

You top up your mobile phone with (your currency)1,000,000 and phone people non-stop, the radiation gives you a maligilant tumour which kills you slowly and painfully

World Of Warcraft

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

You grow hopelessly addicted to the game to the point that there is no money left to pay for the game so you try to rob a ban because you just need more Wow. you get shot by the cops for attempting something stupid.

A cup of coffee that has been sitting on your desk for 2 hours.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

You take a sip and realize it's gotten cold. On your way to the kitchen you fall down the stairs, breaking your neck.

Reykjavik!

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

you try to hard to figure out what Reykjavik! means while waching an episode of Invader Zim and that's when the cancer kick in just a coupel of years and your dead.

object-a website

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

The website you surf to shows a picture of god. You melt in your seat.

A VHS tape.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

The chest made of sapient pearwood with all its ornate, glimmering Locks and manacles and such come crashing down at you from the deep recesses of outserspace. it enters earts atmosphere and the chest Gets burned away to reveal thata it was not made of pearwood as originally thought and is made out of meteor material which knocks you in the head, taking it clear off and burning the wound shut through coterization of the burning hot meteoroid.

(See? that is EXACTLY the sort of over-complication that makes this game great!)

It is a tape of Satan's "Buns of Sulphur". The warmup alone makes you wish you were dead, but the hypnotizing power of his wildly gyrating body prevents you from stopping…
ever…

potato salad.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

THis potato salad was some of KFC's "Special" batch.It was shipped in from Chihuahua Mexico in 1996. it did not pass quality control 17 times but that didn't stop them from serving it to you. You don't realize that within the Potato salad is a bunch of killer diseases from about 15 different places in Mexico. the diseases enter the pores in your skin the second you open the rancid container and accidentally touch the nasty substance. You wash your hands and never eat at the KFC again but it is too late! One month later you die after puking your own stomach out followed by about a gallon of blood.

A kneaded eraser.