Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

you knead it too muck and it decinagrates. The Art teacher who lent it to you stabs you in the head with a paintbrush.

FUZZY BUNNIES FROM HELL

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

The fuzzy bunies are going to eat you, but in a surprising turn of events, you start eating the bunnies. While doing this you get a horrible stoumach ache because of one of their's fang and you are rushed to the hospital. The doctor gives you pain medicine without knowing you have allergies. You die.

Wikipedia.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

wikipedia's articles are all somehow very depressing, thus making you attempt to kill yourself. but before you do, you accidentally get in the way of a steam roller

an un sharpened pencil

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

You get lung cancer and die.
what sort of idiot would try to smoke a pencil?
:)

luclucluc.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

Trying to decipher what the hell luclucluc acctually is, your brain implodes.

An Icelandic beverage.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

you go to a bar to order the beverage that is icelandic. but you accidentally sit on a barstool that has someone already on it. they take a shotgun out of their jeans pocket (because they're magic! :o)and shoot you in the head thinking that you are attempting to rape them.

a starbucks coffee

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

Your drinking your starbuck while driving. You hit a bump and spill hot coffee all over yourself. You loose control of the car and drive off a cliff. It lands on sharp ragged rocks and your car explodes. But amazingly you survive with only severe burns. But then a giant boulder falls on you and then you die.

A red candle stick.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

You mistake it for the green candlestake, and try to open the green door with it. It fails and the monsters eat you.

PC gamer DVD.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

your liver implodes.

Taco Bell.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

You find a finger in your chili and a part of an ear in one taco. You puke out your stoumach.

Lava.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

The contents of the lava lamp which you got off of Ebay spill on the tiled floor of a kitchen. you slip on the lava and you break your skull open on a counter.

New england Clam chowder…the red kind.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

I kill you for wanting to die with something i don't know what is.

noodles

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

the noodles have a sauce around them, it tastes like spicy Szechuan tomato sauce, what is it really? arsenic!

a My Chemical Romance CD
(btw, I'm a stereotype breaker, I like MCR but I'm not an emo!)

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

You are in your room listening to my chemical romance when suddenly your long forgotten imaginary friend from your childhood appears and starts gnawing the cd player! you take up your ultimate hammer of destruction and whack him to make him stop because you really like the song thats on. But the imaginary friend then explodes and the goo goes all over your face, you can't see anything and your eyes are all itchy from the goo, you start running a round and then trip by an inconveniently placed coffee table and hit your head and die!

school book

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

You get so bored at school that you smash your head onto the book a dozen times. Giving you brain damage. And as you walk out of class you trip and fall on the floor hitting the edge of your book. You die with a book in your head.

a wireless mouse.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

you were using your wireless mouse when suddenly a cat comes and tries to eat it but its to big for him and it gets stuck in his throat! you kick him in the belly and the mouse flies out of his mouth, then bounces off the wall to the bed, from there it bounces in the lightbulp, tv, teddy and finally, it hits you in the head and smashes your brain out

train ticket

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

you lose your train ticket as you are getting on the train. unfortuanetly, the guy who takes the tickets kills all who come without tickets…

that guy from SAW

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

that's a toughf one but maybe if you were in a werehose whit a foot chain to the ground and you didn't had nothing but, a seesaw I guess that guy would come out and shoot you in the head giving you a Quick and painless death.(yeah right)

objec-a kitty and a firetruck

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

one day you were riding on your firetruck just for fun. then you see a kitty that's stuck in a tree. you actually don't care and just carry on riding your firetruck but then an old angry lady comes. the lady is furius and transforms into an evil alien and eats your legs of and uses your ((stuff thats inside your body whatever it was called again)) to make a rope and helpes the kitty get out of the tree. then the kitty comes and eats you brain and you die. :3

forum games

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

Your paying attention to the forum games and not tho the power plant you supposed to watch. Nuclear Meltdown. Nuff said.

A Dream.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

your dream is so scary, you have a heart attack and you die!

Gale-force winds

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

Jackie Chan kick's you in the face and snaps your neck.

…

in the middle of a hurricane.

explosive monkeys.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

while in japan looking for monkey shaped fireworks, a ninja chops your head off with his awesome kung fu skills!

a paper airplane with a lit match for cargo.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

The match sets the paper air plane on fire and due to the naughty western wind it blows the plane right up ur butt. the fire spreads up your large intestine and into your stomach. Earlier that day you consumed a gallon of gasoline and it explodes, destroying the next user to post on this thred.

a box of air

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

you step inside the empty box as the magician closes the door and starts putting swords in. unfortuanetly, this magician can't even do card tricks.

a green pea