Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 19, 2006

His deep, complex insights into the psyche of the aquatic mind cause you to lose yourself in thought for days, until you finally starve to death without realizing it.

fortune cookies.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 19, 2006

you open the cookie and it reads you your death. seconds later, you die that way.

object: care bears

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 19, 2006

Death by snuggles and happiness.

Object: A Phoenix Down.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 19, 2006

accidentally ressurects an enemey and it kills you.

object: a Personal Quack.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 19, 2006

It's cursedn one and who ever reads it shall die in sev… Err five days yeah. And when that day come the reapers at your door and… Well self explainatory.

your computer mouse.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 19, 2006

the mouse comes to life and strangles you with its cord.

next object: the Z-Saber

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 19, 2006

Someone uses it and then… Slice and dice ya and you die.

a spoon

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 20, 2006

You run with the spoon, and you trip and the spoon stabbes you in the forehead.

a fingernail

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 20, 2006

You claw your eyes out, then jab your fingers repeatedly into your empty eye sockets, causing severe damage to your brain, due to the terrible posts in the forum games thread.
(c'mon, isn't ANYONE putting a little effort to come up with something GOOD?)

Bad Grammar.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 20, 2006

this was already said but, you get flamed with a flamethrower.

flaming.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

you get burnt to a crisp like mom's pie

golden spatula

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

The shine from the spatula blinds you, causing you to trip and fall off a cliff.

A pair of headphones.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

the headphones send micro waves into your brain and burn it… like moms pie

mom's pie

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

Death by choking.

Science.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

you get bored listening to the teacher rant on about physics ans so you go all emo and cut your wrists and bleed to death…

Q-tip

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

Simple you leave it in there and when the phone rings and you put the phone at the ear with the Q-tip and it punkched your brain and then you die.

DVD player

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

you try putting your tongue into the drive and closing it then die from 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
999,999,999.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999… volts of electricity coursing throughout your body

$1.27

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 28, 2006

You're walking outside one morning. As you're ready to cross the street, you see the psychotic homicidal ex-boyfriend of your current girlfriend. He, along with ten of his equally homicidal friends, want to discuss how he really feels about you stealing his babe. You start to run for your life. You see a bus waiting for the light to turn green. You hop on the bus. The bus fare is $2.00. But you only have $1.27. Instead of cutting you a break, the bus driver kicks you off the bus. Leaving you to be beaten to death, to a bloody pulp.

Hot Pockets!!

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 28, 2006

You just choke on the hot pocket.

paper airplane

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006

It flies by you, slicing your neck.

This forum game.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

Your heads explodes for trying to think of an idea for the next thing that might kill you.

an actual drunk duck.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

the duck goes into a drunken rage and pecks you to death.

Next Object: a glass sculpture

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

The glass explodes for no reason, sending one shard into your eye, another one into your toe, another one into your thumb, 4 large pieces in your limbs, and one huge and ultra-sharp shard into your crotch.

Life

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

You just randomly get hit by a 18 wheeler truck. Hey that's "life" for ya.

a alarm clock

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

due to a factory defect, your alarm clock was mistakenly equipped with a fist-sized chunk of armed C4 that was flattened behind the glass panel on it. Unfortunately, you also had missed the public factory recall that was announced just a few hours ago.

the fact that no one is even TRYING to play this game anymore…