It gets stuck in your throat and you No wait! you manage to swallow it and you…. don't die….. no it just exploded, you die.
Pencil with legs
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How will this kill me?
Well a pencil with legs would be your obvious death, mainly because of the pencil's own insecurities causing it's murderous tendencies. Twelve years earlier it went on a rampage which had been kept on record at the local police department. Each of its seven victims was a ravid utensil user, their choice being either pens or, worse, mechanical pencils. The pencil with legs found this offensive to its natural origin and took revenge as the seven victims each reminded it of its racist mother. The wounds were to the throat, temples, feet and eyes in practiced succession. The pencil with legs liked to have his victims caught in it's graphite-related torture.
Your death, however, was a complete accident. Driving in a stolen car, the pencil drove with one foot on the steering wheel and one on the gas pedal, completely unaware of the left hand turn coming up. It missed the turn, swerving in fear and hitting a mail box at 30 miles per hour. It easily goes through the windshield and hits you square in the neck as you were waiting for a bus. Fortunately for you, it's a tiny pencil coming out of an out of control toy car. Unfortunately, it's sharpened and it's feet keep your neck open as you bleed to death from your jugular.
A pink elephant.
you get really angry after you complete the worlds longest playstation game without saving, only to realise that your memory card is full! you walk to the nearest electronics store to buy a new one. on the way a hobo asks for some spare change, but since you only brought exactly enough to buy a new memory card, you don't give him any. he then kicks you in the gut until you are unconcious, and runs off with your wallet. you wake up five days later in the hospital. you jump out of the hospital bed to go get some breakfast, but right when you step outside of the hospital, the hobo is back, this time with a shotgun. boom. you die. sucks to be you.
mcdonalds
Ronald or whatever the name of that clown is goes crazy (wouldn't you whit a job like that) well the facking clown goes basark and starts beating up chilodren, thats whan you foun a frozen bigmac and try to be a hero by trowing it at him. thats when you realiz that you suck and miss the trow, thats when the clown comes up to you and takes you to the fryer and says "whana take a dive bitch" and he burns your face whit the bowling oil or wathever but you aren't death yet you beg for your life and ronald says "Heck no I'm taking this facking place and you to hell" then he open all the microwaves and puts in some aluminum (don't know were he got that from.) set them on and Kaboooooommmmm! ther goes the neigborhood literaly oh and you die too. the end (for now)
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