Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

you become one of them and start cutting your self, then your house explodes

the moderators

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

They kill you with their Godmodding Might!

A keychain.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

you put the keychain on your…ehem… and it restricts blood flow to it and it falls off…and we all know we cant live without our…"equipment"

dull butter knife

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

as you try to butter your toast with the DULL BUTTER KNIFE you slip on the slippery floor and falls on top of the insanely strong coffee wich is so strong it disolves you instantly.

- pinky and the brain:the ultimate collection (dvd)

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

While watching the dvd, your house catches fire for no apparent reason.

THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

your face!!! gets destroyed(if possible to be any more hideous…)…

microsoft flight simulator

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

you play it in a plane and it crashes.

a XBox

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

you get halo 2 and play it so much that your eyes begin to bleed. your eyes bleed so much that you go blind. you then accidentally walk into the middle of an ice covered street in rush hour traffic. then i steal your x-box.

ma fist!

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

you start caressing luclucluc's fist and hes al like "oh yeah oh im gettin all funky from this…oh yeah…" and then you look at his face and you die of a heart attack…

yo mom

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

your mom walks into the room, and you greet her by saying "yo mom.", but then she sits on you, which kills you because your mommas so fat she makes king kong look like a germ.

15 nukes, an earthquake, a police chase, an alien invasion, good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and michael jackson.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

all of those combined makes chuck norris who goes at it on your leg like a bunny on steroids…and you die from overexagerated rape

a sharpie

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

You trip while running with a sharpie. When you do, it will be shoved into your eye socket. It pierces your brain and you die.

A butter knife.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

it has already been done so the computer is confused a blows up all over your mother

double sided scotch brand tape

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

while buying your favourite brand of double sided tape, a suicide bomber blows up the store you are in.

a chipmunk

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

While playing "kick the chipmunk" with a friend, he accidentally kicks it too hard and it lands in the engine of a nearby jet. The chipmunk's corpse clogs up the engine, causing it to stall. The result is the jet crashing right into the place that you are at, and then it explodes.

Eyedrops.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

you have a severe case of twitxhing…you also have a severe case of pink-eye while putting in eyedrops you twitch lodging the eyedropper bottle in your temple therefore killing you

the novel To Kill a Mockingbird

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

The retard in the story comes to life and muders you.

Steven King.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

Stephen King is walking home one dark nigh and you run him over… He shouts "Oh no, not again!" and is disabled horribly. His fans hear about it and lynch you.

three blind mice.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 18, 2007

Three Blind mice, three blind mice!

See how they run.

SEE HOW THEY RUN!

They chased you all over a park last night,

and Chopped of your head with a big huge Knife.

And they have relieved you of your life

those three blind mice.

a bent spoon made of white plastic.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

you throw away the spoon…"you shouldve recycled" i yelled to you but no…and soon the ozone rots away in a small spot and unfiltered ultra violet rays shine down upon you and burn a hole right through you…and at your funeral i spraypainted
"you shouldve recycled" onto your casket

a rigormortified body

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

you get AIDS. then you are attacked by Doctor McNinja.

a bag of cheetos.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

Choke. Blargh.

A hair brush.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 19, 2007

you wake up and hear someone robbing your house. you get up, and grab a hairbrush to use as a weapon. you then see the burglar and smack him unconcious with the hairbrush, but too bad for you, he brought friends, friends who were all carrying hand grenades.

a grunt from Halo

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 19, 2007

you throw a plasma grenade on one of them…they always run behind the elites when theyre in danger…but what if said elite happens to be running toward you…

an elite from halo

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 20, 2007

your owning them completely with just a pistol, when suddenly they start coming out of the tv! then, then they get their revenge…

a giant turd