Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 21, 2007

your sittin' on the jon dumping your load when all of a sudden gargantuan turd nearly the swize of Philadelphia starts its way out through your intestinal tract "uuurraaaaaaaaaa!!!!" you say as its working its way out of you then suddnely you find yourself hunders…no thousands…no millions of miles off of the ground out floating in space with a turd nearly the size of philadelphia standing erect where you were moments ago when all of a sudden the cylon fleet jumps into orbit and theyre all like "oh baltar!!!" and then they find that your not ex- president baltar but luclucluc and they fry you

ex-president baltar

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 23, 2007

the ex-president kicks you in the face, and it knocks your head off… or, something

that movie from the ring that kills you in 7 days

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 24, 2007

you were going to watch it but your pet monkey comes and bashes your head with it, you get knocked out and wake up tied up and with a stone tied to your feet, sinking into the ocean. you drown.

doggies

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 24, 2007

they pee on you and your head explodes from constipation

beljanbobo

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 25, 2007

while wondering where on earth someone would get a name like beljanbobo, when you suddenly realise that you are being eaten by godzilla.

cheeeeeeeeeeese!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

When ever you see it your head shall explode.

A nintendo DS

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

you sodomize yourself with it and your boyfriend sees you cheating on him and kills you

brinx

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

brinx's horrible moogle recolour comes to life and eats your face.

count chocula

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

it…. is….. a…… Vampiric Chocolate bar that drinks your Blood and you DIE!!!

suicide with style

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

you commit suicide…with style…

a pink SHARPIE

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 26, 2007

you throw your pink sharpie on the floor out of anger, but it bounces back up and pokes your eye out. while in the hospital getting a glass eye, the docter "accidentally" misses your eye socket and puts the glass eye in your mouth, and you choke on it, thus, you die.

1337 n00bs rofflmaocopter!!1!!11!one!!1!eleven!11!!exclemation point!11!!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 27, 2007

Your eyes blows up out of there sockets and you bleed profusely. You die of blood loss.

nerdsareinvading.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 27, 2007

he turns out to be george bush, who is actually a monkey, and as we all know, monkeys like to eat faces.

i dun care, just make this death awesome!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 28, 2007

dun. dun. DUN!
your head gets eaten off by Darth Vader

WOW AWESOME!!!

i-pod

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 28, 2007

a giant i-pod rises from the ground and plays a song called swingin 80s, then it switches to the "destroy all humanity" track. (yayz for scary movie 4 reference!)

fly poo that explodes the eifel tower.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

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you die!!!

beljanbobo

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 30, 2007

By noobing all over your new thread…making you're head explode for no apparent reason.

A stuffed teddy bear

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 12, 2007

A stuffed teddy bear smothers an entire infant ward in the local "Children with Cancers" Hospital

Cosplay.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

the utter lack of hygene gives you plauge and blarg you die!

A grain of sand.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 14, 2007

It gets in your eyes and as you scream in pain you fall off a cliff.

crackers. (The food.)

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 15, 2007

You walk into Japan and food Ninjas throw cracker suriken

object: a dust particle that in no way can hurt you

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 17, 2007

The dust particle has several cancer causing agents in it, and you accidently breath it and die.

A Metallica CD.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 17, 2007

u piss a drunk off at the bar and he picks one up and flings it at u and it slices into youre neck

words

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 18, 2007

I say something maen to you and you do suicide

object: pie

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 20, 2007

PIE!!!! it eats your head!!! for dessert!!! YAY!!

a cute little munchkin