Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 20, 2007

While you walk on the street, you see a cute little munchkin. When you pass it by, and make several "aww" sounds, a piano falls on it. You get emotional about it, and start crying. You get so emotional, you don't know what you're supposed to do, and you have the urge to kill something.
Several months later, you're one of the most wanted criminals. While you're trying not to be found by anyone, you dive in a lake. You think it's safe, but you don't know it's actually the place where the local factory dumps it's chemicals. You survive, but as soon as you come out of the lake, random rats attack you, and start eating you.
You're dead.

Next subject: Dr. Phil

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 20, 2007

He uses phrases that make no sense and it confuses you and your head explodes

object: Me

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 22, 2007

you trip on youre foot (howd that happen) and fall off a cliff…….splat

(object)MOOGLES!!!!!!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

They're evil moogles that eat you

object cancer I just wanted to know how it kills you

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

(object)MOOGLES!!!!!!

That hurts man.

Hmmm how would cancer kill you?… I guess it'll kill ya like every other cancer has killed like.

a pole.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

dude your a mog
k well lot's of agents come out and neo pulls out the poll and you get killed in the fight
object dd

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

dd I guess that stands for Dangerous Dynamite well thats a stuped object to post.
ok you just lith a match or something and it blowsup.

object Drunk Duck

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

you break the rules and the mod mob comes and breaks your legs and come back in 10 days and break your arms and come back 10 days later and break your shoulder etc.

object a living piggy bank

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

the living piggy banck has living piggy money wich makes you the richest man alive buth your evil twin cousin gets his living piggy gun and soot you to death so he could enharit your living piggy millions.

object:youtube

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

You tube has a granny striping which appeared somehow when you typed in hot and you died because it was hideous

a coke the drink

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

You drop it. Ground gets sticky. You get stuck. You stave to death.

object: my Avater.

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

Zoro jumps out of your computer and uses his 3 sword technicue to destroy your favorite chair, you die of sorrow

object: smackjeeves

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

He smake you back. you die of confusion.

object:Disgaea

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

:) you play it so much you forget to eat and die of starvation :) oh wait :( yes thats better.

object: my brain…..

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

It srinks so much that you die of starvation cause you don't know how to eat.

object: tennis net.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

You use it to launch your self in the air but as you land you get smashed by a random firetruck.

socks

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

you're rival afraid of you gets some oranges and flails them at you and you dodge it and he dies then you trip and snap your neck and die

object- technology

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

They get minds of there own and starts terrorizing the world. They then see you and grabs you and rips you in half.

a phone call.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

you get shocked

adenn

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

You piss him off and he slashes your head off.

Your dreams.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

Ah you're too kind
freddy comes and kills you

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

ummm u forgot to post an object so i hand you a stick of lit dynamite.

an alternate diminsion…..
(when was it exactly that we made the tranision into non tangible objects?)

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

When I said technology I think

It has a bunch of evil people and a smart Adenn who is so annoying you commit suicide

object- a fridge

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

you stand infront of it eating and your mother walks in and gets pissed that youre eatting in front of the fridge while the doors open so she slams the fridge dore on you and you dont exspect it so it nocks you down into a close by table that just so happens to halve a knife stand on it wich you hit knocking the knives off the table and onto you and you get like 50 stab wounds to youre head. (hows that for creative)

object: a metal detector…

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

It's your birthday and things havent been going well. You lost your girlfriend new bullies are picking on you and your grandma died. You really don't know why you don't just kill yourself, but there is a ray of hope your presents. You quickly go for them ripping them up one by one. First you get some socks hatred building up, next is underwear you decide you will kill whoever gave you these befor you kill yourself. You rip through them one by one each worst than the last. Finally you are at the last one. It's tiny you open it hoping it's good but knowing it'll suck. You get it open and it is a huge check for 1 million dollars from your grandma. You got it in her will. So you go off and buy anything you want. You start to run out and in a quick attemtp to get money buy a metal detecter. You search the beach and find nothing. You start to go crazy beacuse you'll soon los all you have. You decide to rob some people and end up attacking those bullies from the begining. You kill their leader which pisses thm off and the bash your skull in with the metal detecter. You die a lonely death. Your obitchuary is very short and you are forgotten. How is that for creative?

Object- money