Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

you go to the bad neighborhood in where ever it is you live and start waving the cash around. a local gangster wanna be gets pissed and shoves the money down youre throaght you choke and die…

object: light.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

You get skin cancer and died

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

you forget agin heres some more dynamite

object: the ground

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

You tripp and spontaneously combust
object alumminum foil

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

more dynamite for you (god damn it thats like 100$ a stick dude. youre gonna drive me in the ground!!)

object: somthing to make adenn remember to post an object

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

a probe eners my mind and insructs me to kill you but it helps me remember stuff

plastic

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

a plain carring plastic has to drop its lode and 1 ton of plastic land on you but gets a good bounce and flys up like 20 feet

a video game

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

I get too "into" it and actually become part of the game and get a heart attack

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

I beat you to death with a bago o' bricks for not playing the game properly!

beer

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

beer dosen,t kill people do "because beer is angel's juce" thats what jesus would said.

object-Adenn

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

My stupidity is my weapon I channel it into a sword and slash straight through you

object-Full throughtal!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

I kill you cause I didn't unstand what you said.

object- How will this kill me? game.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 26, 2007

you get so into it you don't eat and die

mickey mouse

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 26, 2007

You post in his forum. After reading it he feels such anger at what you wrote that he pays hitmen to turn you into sausage meat.

Dirty washing.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 26, 2007

the two opposite things come together and explode

sonic burger place

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 26, 2007

After you bite into a burger, you find a few strands of hair inside. You go to the counter and complain about it. Unfortunately, the manager has had a really bad day. And your complaint causes him to snap. He then leaps over the counter and bludgeons you to death with the cash register.

Aluminum foil.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

you wrap it around you and walk in to a huge mircowave.

object- a Met.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

you piss a met off and it summens the almighty met army they suround you and attack (like the scorpions from the mummy) and you die a slow painfull deth

school

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

The school suck out away your lifeforce and you die

object- Soap

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

your a delivery boy working for a soap companie and they tell you to deliver some soap to the eifle tower. wich wouldnt be a problem but the elivators are out of service so youre forced to take the stairs. after houres of climbing you finnaly get to the top and in youre exaustion you drop a box of soap. a bar of soap slides out of the box and gets under youre foot. you fall backwords and fall down every flight of stairs in the building.

my comic

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Your charthers find out you are the Author and they kill you.

object- A dell

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 27, 2007

youre carring youre brand new dell inside the house when youre back goes out and you fall over in crippling pain. after a while you get the dell inside and hook it up just right. you turn it on and you see a flash of blue and die. on the screen…

THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fwahahahahaa

the death of RoronoaZoro.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2007

Ok… My three swords shader in to pieces and kill me but also kills Vgman,Adenn,RedXIII,and anyone else on this forum.

object- Vgman

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2007

ahhhh let me count the ways……. basball bat no….. swords no……. hell spawn no….. nuclular missils no…… robotic killing machine no…. ripping out hart no…… ah i got it (BRING IN GEORGE BUSH!!!)

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2007

You forgot your object. I stab you.

object: mouse pad.