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with the last of my energy i suffucate you with it..

object mouse. (either kind i dont really care)

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you send a letter to george bush saying how much you protest the war in iraq but because of a horrible spelling error you dont cach you say ur gonna kill him. 2 days latter 20 secrete service dudes bust down youre dore. you struggle and they tazer you. this sets off a chain reaction in youre brain destroing nervs and causing youre hart to stop.

the void

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he goes mavaric and kills you.

yoshie!!

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You accidently bump into the blind person. And he turns into a demonhound and rips you to pieces.

Next item: diapers

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you look up to see where it comes from with youre mouth haning open and you drown

monkeies!!

luclucluc
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a monkey mistakes a gernade for it's poo just as you walk by.

the number 3

vgman
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it turns out its real and roronoroazoro gets pissed your using his name as your internet identity and kills you

music

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you accidently eat one. enugh said.

drunk ducks

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He turns into a ball and rolls into you at unheard of speeds, sending you flying into a lion pit.

next item: a pacifist with no arms or legs

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while trying to get it off youre hand slips and smashes the mirror but no ones home so youre ok for now. you go to the sink and wash youre bleeding hand off and go back to trying to take off the ring. you put some sope on it to try and help. still strugling you start backing up for no real reason. as youre backing up blood from youre hand gets under the ring. you accidentaly trip over the cat and whenyou hit the ground the ring flys off youre finger and into the air. you screem in pain as the class ring comes back down and lands in your mouth. you begin chocking and die.


my imagination

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it stops youre pace-maker

sitting in my chair in front of the computer with and unlimited ammount of food and watter where i am compleatly safe

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Sure. You think that you're safe. That is, until you go to sit back on your chair. The back of the chair breaks. You fall backwards and crack your skull on the concrete floor. Game Over!!


The Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley.

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he dances on youre face. gosh

T.V.

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you walk out in traffic while reading it.

an ant

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