You become enraged the 48394738497384th time your iPod wouldn't shut down and you curse it! During your sleep, the iPod came to life and choked yah to death with the infamous white earphones… Everyone believed you committed suicide but only 1 thing truly knew what happened… THE IPOD!!!
A Zune.
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While attending one of Dane Cook's wacky performances he moves his arms frantically eventually hitting you in the neck causing paralysis… Dane Cook feels bad about it and visits you at the hospital and gives yah a free performance… once again he moves his arms hitting you everywhere. You die instantly and so does Dane Cook.
A beard.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure was implated with a microchip that caused it to come to life like in Small Soldiers. It tried to killed you, but you realized it was only a little-ass action and you took it apart in under 9 seconds. You decided to celebrate your easy kill by eating it… unfortunately you forgot it was made of plastic and died.
Acid Rain.
Your guitar comes to life and falls in love with you. One day it notices that you got a new girlfriend and your guitar gets jealous by cutting you with its string. Then once day you two are watching that lameass episode from The New Adventures of the Twilight Zone hosted by Forest Witiker* when all a sudden aliens come and beat you to death with the guitar… Then the aliens take the gun to Mars and start their own band. The band is called, Mars Volta.
A long post.
your walking along a sidewalk down the road tht has construction when you see a penny on the sidewalk. the tail is up… but oh no… you are not supersticious… you pick the penny up then keep walking on you hear a crack and screams behind you… you turn around and see that the post the electric crew was working on suddenly broke and was falling… right towards you… you were too slow though… the post falls down and splats you to a puddle of goo!!
ferby
Pikachu goes on a rampage after being super enlarged and starts to destroy town. You run up to the pikachu and yell out "STOP DESTROYING STUFF!" but the pikachu just continues attcking things. SUddenly a shot is heard and the huge pikachu falls over and you look back and see the military people with a bazooka. You give them a smile and suddenly fall over dead the pikachus son killed you with an electric shock… your dead.
a comb!
your combing your hair in front of the sink (don't ask me why your weird) you accidently drop it into the sink which is the garbage disposal. you try to pull it out but the comb is stuck and you decide to trun on the garbage disposal to either unwedge it or to clear it out. a pot drops from the rack and hits your head which slams you into the comb… yeh you think of the image…
transformer
You get a paper cut and it becomes infected… you never cure it properly 'cause you think you're a bad-ass… unfortunately you died for being a bad-ass. I attended your funeral and told a bunch of a jokes about you… they were all negative at your point of view but it didn't matter 'cause you were dead and you couldn't come back from dead and kick my ass 'cause yeap… you were dead… and you stayed dead.
A Picture Frame.
you have a picture frame in your house… a really rare important one and you give tours and stuff letting people see it for a certain amount of money but one day some one tries to steal it and you chase him down. Some how you get in front of him and he bashes you skull in till you die …. breaking the picture frame… so he just steals everything else in your house!
a pen
You're writing jokes that you think are funny but they're actually not when all of a sudden your pen burts splashing ink everywhere!!! You survive the incident but then years later you slip on another unrelated pen breaking your neck and dying instantly. Sucks to be you.
Stop Sign.
One day you're eating jelly beans when all of a sudden Jesus walks in the door and asks if he could borrow a phone. Of course you agree without hesitation* since it's JESUS man!!! While calling AAA for roadside assistance* he noticed your beauty and tries to put his Jesus moves on you. He invites you to dinner and you choke on the jelly bean while responding. Of course Jesus could have healed you but then AAA came and noticed a dead woman and Jesus freaking out. Jesus is convicted for murder and put to death. The irony.
The Hulk.
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