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How will this kill me?

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You get into a brawl and you get clever thinking to throw your opponent out a nearby window. You succeed in cracking it. I piece flies into your eye long enough for the SOB to pull a gun and shoot you.

Beretta ( get creative)

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You flip and spin your beretta, like in an awesome western flick, and it goes off, shattering the nacho cheese machine in the movie theater, causing mass flooding, hurricanes, and earthquakes.

A padded helmet.

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You forget that the padding is on the outside of your helmet, fall down a cliff. And end up sustaining worse injuries than if you had not been wearing it at all.

A flea collar.

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You put it on to tight and you choke and die.


necro posting.

Seriously where is aqua.

ShinGen
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The Mods get mad and destroy your ever loving soul.

The color white.

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He shoots Teddy Bears at you and you die from stuffing overload.

Three safety pins and McGuyver.

ShinGen
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Pebble rolls down a hill and gathers mass then becomes lodged in your throat and chokes you.

You're own blood plasma.

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you don't have enough of it and you die from it (don't know what the disease is called)

a psychotic, suicidal girlfriend. >:)

imshard
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She thinks she sees you looking at an attractive couple at the supermarket.
You have no Idea of this as she was watching you from her car without your knowledge. She
becomes uncontrollably Jealous and follows them home and murders them and she frames you.
You get convicted of homicide and put on death row. Years later and many appeals past in a tortuous prison environment you are executed.

fresh pork chops from a healthy pig. (no choking)

imshard
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She kills herself in the most bloody gruesome fashion possible.
She frames you for it. You die in a shoot-out with vigilantes.

typical breathable air.

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I'll Take It!

Abortion. Yup I said it.

Three cases of White Out and an E-Z Erase Board.

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After getting caught stealing these office supplies, an over-zealous security guard shoots you whilst you try to flee. Which is actually fortunate since it ruined the elaborate rather drawn out and painful revenge plans of a jaded co-worker.

An amish man.

ShinGen
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He will electrocute you with his mighty lack of electricity.

Two French maids.

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you find bunch of cool comics and start to read them. you soon forget about eating drinking or even blinking till your veins pop in your eyes, making you blind and then you groan and yell in sheer pain while you bleed to death.

xD

highschool roleplays

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RAWR! Indigo got there before me… =(

High school role plays? Umm you're at one and then suddenly something goes terribly wrong and the lights fall on the theater kids. You barely make it out alive but then you realize they're lust for attention mixed with the chemicals they put in the lights have created super theater kid zombies who eat your soul out of your head thus killing you.


Three ants made out of titanium carbon and coated in rubber.

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You shoot yourself because the bullets ricochet off them. Too bad.

Micheal Jackson fighting against Big Bubba (the prison dude) lol!

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The two begin to fight. As they do you for some reason try to break it up and get raped to death in the process.


The word: Philosophy.

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You fall in to a ponderous state whilst contemplating the wonder.
Suddenly you understand the concept of Philosophy so completely your head explodes.

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