Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 18, 2007

I shoot you in the face a hundred times for using big words noone understands. Miraculously, you end up surviving with only a nosebleed. Several years later, you die from cancer that is completely unrelated.

Weird Al Yankovich

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 18, 2007

He throttles you for not knowing geeky words that he uses in his songs

Life-worshiping Buddhist monk from Tibet

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 18, 2007

he decides that you deserve nirvana more than him. He makes you sit in a shrine, doesn't give you food or drink, and watches as you slowly die of dehydration. Then watches as you come back to life, and die again of starvation.

Your horoscope (weird al yankovich style)

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 18, 2007

You perceive the ultimate truth of it and promptly knife you eyes out.
You bleed to death.

sewing thimble ( no choking)

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

Wendy gives it to you as a gift.. then her boyfriend, Peter Pan, gets jealous then runs you through with his golden sword.

A slice of cheese.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

The cheese touches a piece of Anti-Cheese, resulting in an explosion several hundred, maybe thousand, possibly million, I can't really remember, times the bombs that were dropped of Japan during WWII.

The Top Drawer.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

You don't have 50 posts yet, and can't use it.
This makes you so depressed you stop eating and drinking.

george bush

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

Accidentally pushes the Nuke button when he tries to page his secretary.

lol

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

your traditional grandmother sees the lol acronym on your screen and becomes at the wanted destruction of the english language. She goes berserk and spills you blood with her dentures.

a huge empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

A Gient Earthworm bursts out of it and eat's you.

The Phoenix Wright Chronicles

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 19, 2007

You spend twenty minutes trying to figure out what they are and everything about them. As the miinutes tick by you slowly become more and more infatuated with them. So infactuated that you cover your walls with their desings and then you start bringing them to school. A girl who enjoys them too starts to go out with you. As you fall in love with her, you stop enjoying the cronicles so much. Seicne somewhere in the prosecess you had become the leader of the fan club you were clearly lacking in your duties. The fan club became enraged and started chasing you. as you were running from the fanclub mob you got a beesting in your throught and being deathly allergic to bees you die.

Paper cranes made out of bubble wrap.

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 20, 2007

it flies into your face and gets caught in your mouth.
you suffocate.

the telletubbies

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 20, 2007

they will suck in your soul through their antenas and feed your body to their vacumecleaner.

a bannana.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 20, 2007

You peel it and eat the banana. Then you walk one step and slip and fall. The fall however did not kill you. The peel flyes up in to the air and ends up in your mouth. Cause you are unconscious you choke to death.

Bill Cosby

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 20, 2007

he makes you laugh yourself to death with his idiotic, but funny brand of comedy.

Blood the Hedgehog

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 20, 2007

He'll throw golden rings of evil at you until you die a painful golden death.

Charles Darwin.

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 21, 2007

*people can kill anyone…*

he Goes crazy after his career plumets because of you and pulls out a gun and shootsa you in ur kneecap, then ur other kneecap/ then well musta i sayit??? you die of humiliation..

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 22, 2007

I kill you for not posting an item or anything. I kill you badly.

Mohammund Ghandi (the peace lover)

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 22, 2007

I kill you for not posting an item or anything. I kill you badly.

Mohammund Ghandi (the peace lover)

killing me because I disturb the peace with an unnending racket.

A happy non-existant giraffe.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 23, 2007

killing me because I disturb the peace with an unnending racket.

A happy non-existant giraffe.

They pass a law stating that crazy people will no longer be treated for crazyness, but rather beaten to death with ridiculous items. They hire clowns to do this task to make it seem less cruel. When it is discovered that you know the existence of a Happy non-existant giraffe, you are captured and put in a room with clowns. You were beaten to death with the following items

A Pie
A stick of salami
A buckle shoe
A Frank Sinatra Album
A Staple's Easy Button
And finally, Spider-Man issue number #240

The giraffe was captured and studied to find out what makes it so happy.
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A Rift in Time and Space

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 23, 2007

You tried to figure out how to where it as a hat, so you got up close to it and got sucked into a dimension in which flesh is replaced by mystery meat.

An avatar on Drunk duck

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 23, 2007

You apply the new avatar to your account, but the sheer idiocy of it bounces back and kills you

Taco

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 23, 2007

You try to eat the taco, then the shard of taco hits your eye, and kills you. Did I mention that when you are eating the taco, you are the pilot of a low-flying aircraft?

wishbone

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 23, 2007

You and your mamma try to break it after dinner, it shatters and flies into you nose cutting you. ya die of a nosebleed.

camel

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 23, 2007

You ride the camel bareback, destroying your groin, and killing you with a most painful death.

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