A deceased Andrew Lloyd Webber gets the T Virus, comes back to life, and eats your brains. Then your gallbladder. Cause that's how he rehtom gnikcuf rolls.
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How will this kill me?
It was not Neosporin, but a similar anti-biotic. But it was developed by Umbrella corp. You are now a zombie and the first person you try to attack happens to be an avid zombie fan, and knows exactly what to do, so he quickly dispatches you, but is unfortunately arrested for murder later.
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Mashed Taters…
The joke is so bad you rip out your own eyes, stab yourself in the ears, plug your nose with m-80's, destroy your nervous system, and rip out your tongue just so that none of your senses can ever be violated in that way again. Soon after you get hit by a car, walk into a mosh pit of angry System of a Down fans, inhale mustard gas, place your body in an open flame, and drink a gallon of hemlock.
These however cancel each other out and you live. Unable to deal with an abomination like you in the world, the worlds leaders join to declare nuclear war against you. Much like a cockroach you remain the only "human" to survive. But luckily the worlds food supply is gone and you die of starvation.
Now do you see why the Russian Reversal Thread must be put to a stop?
GOD.
The revelation that mods can't cheat because its their topic area and not yours snaps your delicate communist tendencies. This stuns you to a point where you can't look at any aspect of the world without some terrible new revelation that shatters your knowledge of the earth at every turn. You dash yourself against a brick wall until your head cracks open to end the madness.
Buddha
Well that's pretty freakin obvious, so I'll make it "different". You tell inshard, a tech support guy, that your computer exploded and you don't know why, but you're going to kill whoever did. The Department of Homeland Security hears you saying that, and orders Dick Cheney to shoot you in the face.
A Clay Turtle.
trip over it and fall into a ocean illed with rock at the bottom as you float ther a shark tears of ur nose and leaves you finally float to shore and your dead body is found by michael jackson house they run an analysis on you and confirm that you are indeed michael jackson.
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