Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

Cthulhu kills you cause of your Avater.

Myspace. (never been there.)

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

Your plane is shot down when your drunk airliner pilot veers into Iraqi air. The old bastard should have just given them their space.

Bad puns.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

(All puns are bad puns)

You're brain explodes from hearing a pun.

Space Jesus.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

(I know all puns are bad puns–if we're grading them on a curve, then the bad ones out of the already-bad pun category have lethal potential)

You start a container-store business and claim to be Jesus in storage space. Your store is shot up by Evangelical fanatics, and you're dead on the floor.

Hentai

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 3, 2007

Yo get sucked into the TV you were watching on and it turns out that a serial killer is killing all the hentai chicks… And now he's killing you!

A dead bum.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 3, 2007

You choke on him and die. It's a shame, really; he was delicious.

Matter.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

Yours decomposes and you die.

flip-flops.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

they're not flip-flops…they're fleep-fl33pz.
And they kill you until they kill you until you're dead.

My bad photoshopping.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

I use Overlord's Wrath on you for them.

Laharl

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

You die trying to figure out what that word means.

nothing

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

you need a bone marrow transplant to live…but you get NOTHING.

A 500-year-old pink walrus in an ice cube.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

I use Overlord's Wrath on you for that!

Laharl ( know what the name means… I mean a person.)

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 3, 2007

He uses his meteor drop on you. You're fucked.

Adell (know who he is, or die from the consequences!)

(Hey, Rage, can I borrow Disgaea sometime? I'll lend you one of my games!)

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 13, 2007

adell comes and knifes you…

hat

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 13, 2007

his/her avatar kills you with it's magical properties.

I Alone-Live

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

Being the only thing/person, there is no food, and so you see your self… and get hungry. Yeah.

A gun with a forcefield (so no one/thing can touch it, or use it.)

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

You try to touchit and you die.

A Sacred Tome.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

what the hell is a sared tome? you mean Sacred? I'm gonna use sacred.

It is so sacred, the cult that holds it as sacred believes you are a god for being able to touch it. Unfrotunately, they wanna realease you from your mortal prison and eat you for dinner.

a wallet.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

There is $600 in the wallet, I take it and to make sure you don't report me taking it, I beat you with it until you lose consiousness. I then throw you in the river.

an old hat full of hat pins (I wore one of these today, so I was a pinhead)

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

you wear it and an old man mistakes you for a working girl. He gets horny on you and you die of disgust and revulsion.

Enlightenment

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 15, 2007

You become so enlightened that your head explodes.

Listening to Numa Numa (Mai Ai HEE)

here is a sample

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3DNJHWFSo

go to O:52, that is when the song starts.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 16, 2007

The sound wave in the song are too much… your speakers explode, and you die.

A gun with a forcefield (so no one/thing can touch it, or use it.), which the force field just blocks anything from touching it, and is non harmful >: (

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 16, 2007

A murderer comes in and tries to kill you. You go for your gun but because of the force field, you can't grab it. You die cause you could not use it against the Murderer.

Megaman ZX Advent.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 16, 2007

you hang yourself because they keep pudhing back its release.

an annoying sister

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 16, 2007

This is your sister… You kill yourself to get away from the nagging!

ALLSOP