Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 12, 2007

I have no idea what an allsop is so I'll just say that it falls on your head from a great height.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. (seriously, that guy exists!)

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 12, 2007

He stabs you rebeatedly with a Staff… with a blad… and and… Damn it. He just kills you. Alright? he gets s choppa takes out the heavy artillery and shoots you repeatedly with styrofoam balls until you die of embarassment.

The Unholy Hellsent piloshit
HELLO KITTY!

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 13, 2007

the cat turns out to be a demon in disguise.

True love. (straight love, no "you are killed because your true love is of the same sex", because that is just plain homophobic)

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 13, 2007

The lover has a heart attack.

free bubbles!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 13, 2007

They are filled with a transparent but toxic gas and as they pop the gas is released thus intoxicated your lungs.

Store Reciept

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 13, 2007

It could be set on fire, thus burning you alive.

Frogs.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 13, 2007

As you kiss it to see if it's a prince or not, you realize that it's one of those frogs that often result in hallucinations after kissing them. You then stumble around town, angry at the elephants that are following you, and go through a window. You die of blood loss less than an hour later.

Panties.

(Oh, and dude, I remember this thread–I'm even on the first few pages :D )

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 13, 2007

You're strangled with their laces.

Crumb

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 13, 2007

the crumb contains a carnivorus ear wick and the crumb is put in your ear.

This:

(Watch or at least listen to it all the way through)

Posted at 1:11AM, Nov. 14, 2007

You're killed for trying to make me watch that. I WILL NOT!

the black Micheal Jackson (remember, the white one is 10 times worse than the black one ever was!)

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 14, 2007

He gets his plastic surgery and molests you and you die from being mollested to much

God (and remember… god cant kill ppl…. or he will be sent to hell.)

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 14, 2007

You were raised an atheist and when reality hits you that he actually exists, you go insane and jump off a cliff.

Mouse pad.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

You bash your head into it.

Nose hair.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

It clogs your windpipe.

Tv ads

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

the subliminal messaging gets you to go to war. You're killed by an arab who wants his 72 virgins.

72 virgins

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

ur literally fucked to death

black people

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

They can beat you to death.

Bishonen anime.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

he shoots u

michel jackson

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

He molests you, so you kill yourself.

Chuck Norris!

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

round hous kicks ur head off

satan

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 14, 2007

The lord of all evil comes forth and rips your soul from your body.

me with a mobile suit (sample from Mayshing's Edepth Angel)

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 16, 2007

Its a tight fit and you sufficate

A speck of air.

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 16, 2007

The speck of air in question happens to contain the H1N1 flu virus, and you, being a silly bastard, haven't been immunized to it, so you die in a most horrid manner from the Spanish Flu.

Four Leafed Clover.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 16, 2007

It fliess out of your hand and into the street, you run after it and get hit by a car.

Water droplet.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 16, 2007

The water has small leach eggs in it and the leaches go into your blood stream and have a field day and you have no more blood.

A clear butterfly with a blue-ish glow