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MAFIA... and other forum games

How will this kill me?

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

You swallow it and choke.

lack of hunger

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

You die because you ate too much, and you explode!!

A normal-sized dice.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

You die because you ate too much, and you explode!!

A normal-sized dice.

You roll the dice on the table… to hard. They bounce up, hit the wall, bounce off the ceiling and finally lodge themselves into your throat where, as you choke to death, your idiot friend decides to his own version of the Heimlech and begins to rapidly punch you in the throat in an attempt to squeeze the die free. the good news is that he speeds up your death.

next object: grass

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

the grass cuts your throat. What? it can cut you. I know from personal experience.

XBox 360

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

Gets red ring of death and explodes…somehow.

teddy bear

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

it turns out to be a real bear cub,and the mother finds you with it. Enough said.

an empty wallet.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

the wallet ends up belonging to Chuck Norris and he beats you to death and takes it from your corpse (he's had a bad day)

wool sweater

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

it's chuck norris's. He roundhouse kicks your head off to sat hi, and thank you for findin' his sweater.

5 bucks.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

you get a papercut and bleed to death.

unsharpened pencil

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

you're allergic. You die from allergies.

XBox Live

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

You get so addicted that you never eat or sleep and you then you die.

Fangirls.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

a fat one hugs you so hard, she snaps your spine in half.

eraser

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

You try smoking it and it kills all your brain cells.

Swim suit model.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

Finds a shard of glass and repeatedly stabs you in the eye when you break into her house to rape her.

A manatee.

Wait genstru, I thought you left our internet forums?

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 14, 2007

you can't breath under water so you die from lack of air then the manatee eats ya!

a chocobo that i have been raising and feeding and it loves me too much to kill me.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

you try to ride it and fall off hitting your head on a rock, the chocobo then goes back to check on you, doesn't see you and crushes your head in between its foot and the rock, sealing your fate.

a bubble

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

the dinosaur from Bubble Bobble gets you stuck in it and blows you up with it, gets 100 points and a 500 point fruit because you were the last bad guy in the level.

A manga artist called Toru Fujisawa

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 15, 2007

Anythin' he draws becomes real. He draws you gettin' stabbed by a Moomba. Needless to say, a Moomba appears and stabs you.

Cult of the Moombas.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 16, 2007

They sacrifice you to their Moomba overlords.

A puppy in a microwave.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 16, 2007

The puppy tries to get out of the microwave, and because of that it falls on your head and you die. And the puppy because somebody was so cruel to put a puppy in a microwave.

The v-button on a keyboard.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 16, 2007

You download a massive program, copy it, then hit Ctrl+V. Your computer begins lagging until you kill yourself out of frustration.

Tater Salad.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 16, 2007

Ron White kills you because he gets too drunk to control himself.

Here's your sign

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 17, 2007

You go to a live recording of "Blue Collar Comedy". They tell a joke which you thought was mildly funny, ending with "Here's your sign." Then a meteor crashes into the building killing only you.

Object: A banana

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

OK, I could get REAL perverted with this one, but I'm gonna try not to.

The Banana isa bomb. It blows you straight to hell. Hey, maybe you wanted to go there anyway?

Pervertedness. (I don't think that's an actual word. But basically it means the act of bein' a pervert.)

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

A woman catches you peeping and strangles you to death with a thong. You die with a huge smile on your face.

garbage can.

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