Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

hey, better to die with a smile on your face!

The smell kills you.

A date with a playboy centerfold.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

After the date, you enter your car for 3rd base. Unfortunately, there are three little problems with this.

1: You both tend to get waaaaaaay too rowdy.

2: The car is parked on top of a hill.

3: A massive oil truck just reached a stop light at the bottom of said hill.

You do the math.

Terminal AIDS.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

A xenophobe freaks out and kills you with a sniper rifle.

my inability to draw human faces.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

Your attempt at drawing a face ends up looking like a KKK hood, which enrages your local Black Panthers. They throw a grenade through your window.

The Asian Hot Pockets guy.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

you tease him about the way he talks, but it turns out that he knows kung fu. he kicks you in the head and snaps your neck. he then leaves his calling card-a four cheese hot pocket…mmmmmm…hawt pawket……

a live pig

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

The pig stompedes you to death

High school graduation

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

Everything was going fine until you were handed a lit stick of dynamite stuck inside your high school diploma. Cut down in your prime, you don't live long enough to read the next day's headlines about how would-be school 'shoot-out-orrists' outwitted the school system's new precautions by hiding explosives in diplomas. Of course, this prediction of how a graduation would kill you gets me killed or jailed for giving young high schoolers ideas.

Or something.

A person that you're interested in and thing they might be interested in you but you're not sure. (Let's see how THAT will kill me…)

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

They turn out to be totally psychotic and kill you. Unfortunately, Ya don't live long enough for them to tell ya they're interested in you, too.

The little security device that comes with video games.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

They upgraded it to level two and it kills you.

a vodka shot.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

It's your 3000th and you die of alcohle poisening.

Drunk Duck (be creative)

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

the duck gets so drunk, he falls on you. This may not sound like it would kill you, but you try havin' a 300 pound duck fall on you.

The old "which is heavier, a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks" thing.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

sAy im a complete blondes (which im not!) i cant understand the concept that they both weigh a TON which is obvious in the question and i die from my head exploding

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

mailbox

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

scratch that

my kitty :)

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

It scratches you. You die from cat-scratch fever.

Triple-post

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

After clicking the button so often, your finger falls off and you simply suffocate because you wanted to save it, put it up your mouth, and accidentally swallowing it, and you choke on it.

A small watergun camera

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

You forget that its not a camera and try to take a picture of Chuck Norris you squirt him in the eye and…

Do i even need to say the rest?

a small orphan.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

The orphan is actually a midget psychopath cannibal. He gnaws your knees off, causing you to fall to the ground, at which point he gnaws out your eyes, then pulls your brain out through your eye sockets.

Zorak.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

Zorak welcomes you to the show then EATS YOUR FREAKING HEAD!

Object: Floppy Disk

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

the floppy disk had a virus and you got infected. You die.

Touchpad

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 22, 2007

you touch the touchpad and it sues you for sexual harrassment
you lose everything you own in a court battle and die a bitter broken shell of a man

italics

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 22, 2007

You strane yourself so hard to read them that your eyeballs pop and you die from the amount of blood loss.

Object: Trading Card

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 22, 2007

Paper cut that makes you bleed to death.

Cardboard tube.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 22, 2007

the cardboard tube hits you in the head making you lose your footing causing you to fall into a vat of hot lava after preventing jugement day and the end of humanity

you give a big thumbs up and everyone claps in the theater

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Unfortunately, you forgot that the thumbs up was the signal for the stagehands to drop the grand piano onto the stage, right where you happen to be standing.

The letter 2.