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The number 2 gets so angry you called it a letter it throws bricks at you till you die

A blind pony

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You try to ride it, but it thinks you're a predator. It bucks you off, sending you into a fast-moving river. You drown, and your gruesome, fish-eaten corpse is found a month later by Lassie.

Lassie.

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Catches rabies and bites your throat open and you bleed to death on the floor.

A dry floor.

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It just does. I tried to prevent it. But it just kills you. No real explanation. You suddenly die. Damn dry floors.

Squirrels

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You steal one of the acorns they got and they attack you, give you rabies, and someone puts you down.

Piece of Lego

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Chokage. SOMEONE PREFORM CPR! HIAMLICH HIAMLICH! Crap.. we lost her.

Speggeti-O's

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wile u r eating u choke and die on a large o


being on drunk duck to long

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Lack of food, water, sleep, movement and human contact.

Object: Scotch tape.

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You use the tape to make a mummy costume, and it suffocates you.

Transformers, on Blu-ray.

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lack of food and water u starve to death

vodka and apple pucker and pot

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you smoke to much pot and are killed by a talking bottle of vodka that you thought you saw.(i dont know what the hell you mean by apple pucker. sry)

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Lack of a new object catalyzes a flux of negative energy which causes a rift in time and space to rip open and the immense vacuum sucks you into a new dimension, where everyone and everything is made of glass. You are not dead, but you certainly aren't alive in this plane of existence.

Hypo-allergenic blue carpet, lined with a trail of skittles.

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It is in your house, and you are so loving the Skittles that you jump out of a window with Super-Allergens Attacking you.

And Inking Pen. NO STABBING!!!

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You try smoking it it and yeah your dead.

Genstru's Avatar.

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The pink shinies of the avatar bind your head, and it BLINDS YOU WITH IT'S SCREAMING BRIGHTNESS!!! You wander about your house, disorientated and confused, until you fall down the stairs, breaking several vertebrae in your spine. You lay there paralyzed, until the homeless eat you and scavenge your corpse.

a rainbow.

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a bunch of queers fall from the rainbow then they beat and rape u to death

sora from kingdom hearts 2 when hes drunk

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First he will make out with you then he makes out with you even more and finaly he lays eggs in your belly and slices your head off. 0_0

Bikini.

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When you see said bikini on a hot supermodel, you naturally attempt to remove it. Unfortunately, you are standing in front of a bonfire on the beach, and she has a fucking mean bitchslap.

The wierd little green-haired girl in the "Nyoro~n" comic.

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By coming to life, and choking you with a hair net.

How would the number 12 kill me?

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Liaoriao is inspired to continue his BloodxCov Yaoi campaign, sparking BloodTH to attempt a homicidal rampage through DD. The police arrive, deem the internets dangerous, and shut them down. Without internet, nobody has a meaning in life.

Mass suicides reduce Earth's population to 0 in days.


Me attempting to fill Forum Games with rape.

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The hunter gets hunted, they say, but it is a person with a really grotesque kind of mind…

My overall existence.

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Instant death that starts from the genitals and spreads throughout the body in less than a second.

SpongeBob

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He starts to sing the fun song and you scratch your ears out and bleed to death.

anime.

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You hear everyone scream or growl before the fighting starts, which prompts you to scream as well and jump out the window on the fifth floor of your apartment.

Disney Channel

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