Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

The lack of quality shows cause you to commit suicide.

Giant cherry icecream.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Some one gives it to you and tells you to dig in. You do. They have to dig your frozen corpse out with a bulldoser.

A cd.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You break it in half and trying cutting yourself

Books

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You shove it deep enough down your throat to choke you to death.

A Giant pool of soda.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

As you drink the soda while inside the pool of soda, you fart. You accidentally swallow the now toxic soda and die.

Action figures

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You shove them deep enough to your throat to choke and die.

Kitty17

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

She shoves her foot deep enough down your throat to make you choke and die.

a comic book

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You die after seeing all the overused cliches.

Dragons

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You shove it deep enough down your throat that you choke and die.

A Japanese French maid

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You get a nosebleed. You lose so much blood you die

A Japanese schoolgirl

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

She uses her micro mini skirt to strangle you.

Hentai

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You commit seppuku when you see tentacle rape

Yaoi

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You commit seppuku when you see dude on dude rape.

to much pron.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You die after finally realizing how fake it is.

Markers

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You eat them, durf.

Pron that is too sexy.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You commit suicide when you realize you'll never be that sexy in those situations used in pron.

Namine and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts series

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

They call forth Sora to destroy you with his Keyblade, because you have been turn into an Heartless!

Terry Pratchett

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

You spend so much time on his website that you die of wate loss.

zgenstru

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

You commit suicide when you get tired of hearing about elves ;D

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

Since you forgot to place your item you die from dragon fighting.

Sheena from Tales of Symphonia.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

She gets sick of that tale and starts beating you to death.

Fish

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

The scent of fish will suffocate you until you grab a gun and shoot yourself.

Playstation 5

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

You buy it and realize that this system isn't out yet and that you've been conned. you blow your brains out from frustration.

Object: Top Secret

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

The TOP SECRET is… you'd get killed before you know what it is.

A lever

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

You pull the lever and nothing happens. You keep pulling it until it breaks off and is impailed into your skull.

Object: a nickle