Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

You swallow a nickle.

Potato peelings

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

The potato peelings, magically, turn into poisonous snakes and they would wrap around your neck and snap it.

A piece of paper.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

You get a paper cut on your artery and bleed to death.

Object: A flashing jar that an insane scientist gave you called a "random jar".

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

You open the jar releasing various toxins into the air, inhale and die.

Contact lens container

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

You look inside and find it is vacant of contact lenses!NOOO!!!
You fall into a deep depression and die a hollow husk of a human being

An onion

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

You drown in your own tears as you cut through the onion.

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

Wizards controls your mind with secret Satanic messages stored in the core rule book. After years of killing people in your basement and sacrificing them to Baphomet, the police catch you and you get raped to death by a large black man in prison.

Lack of pr0n.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

you die of bordom

dust remover

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

YOU'RE DUST.

A wet noodle

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

You choke.

Object: A "Completely Imossible to Kill Yourself in any Way, Shape, or Form" room

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

The Universe Collapses. You Say To Yourself, "WTF!" Right Before you die.

Object: hurblahplableh.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

A hurblahplableh rapes you in the nose with its sword-tentacles and all that's left of you after five hours is a burnt toenail.

A sock

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

You fill it with batteries, tie it to a fan, and beat yourself to death with it.

My own personal ball-washer. Pensions, and whatnot. Oh, and a hurblahplableh is what you say after your tongue is tied.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 21, 2008

You get your penis stuck in it and have it ripped off (ow).

Object: A Bodyguard who was hired to protect you and would never hurt you.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 23, 2008

He falls on you and breaks your neck.

Communism

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 25, 2008

A vietnam veteran has a flashback, decides you are a communist and kills you for it.

Daniel Radcliffe

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 25, 2008

You attempt to swallow him whole and you choke on his head as his bodyguards tase you, bro.

Goemon Impact

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

You die of confusion hurfdurf.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

that guy goes crazier than ever and kills you with his evil caffine

wathcing too much anime

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 29, 2008

You decide to become a swordsman and chop your self in half.

Object: the number infinity

Posted at 1:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008

You spend your life trying to become the greatest mathamaticion in the Univers but you consider the univers to be infinet so even though you continue to improve your math skiill there is always an infinit number of people who are better than you at math. not only that but an infinet number who are worse at math and an infinit number who are exactly the same skill levle as yourself. you realise that this must be the same for every one in all situations. Crushed by this apithany you sink into depresion and die of masive chalk dust posining.

Object:
a Commodore PET micro computor.

If your too young to know what that is then google it.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

PET = Personal Electronic Thingy (Starship Titanic)
PET = Megaman hand held computer…? (Megaman Battle Network Series)

In soviet Russia, Mega jacks into you. But, since you have no ports, you get an infinite number of puncture wounds from attempted jack-ins.

Object: A handful of seed-less grapes.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

Your trying to eat a grape but you miss your mouth and stab your eye with it and then someone straps a bomb to you and you trip off a cliff and die

Myself D:

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

you may look cute but you are infact compleatly evil.
you device and evil plot to undermine my down fall, when that dosn't work you beat me around the head with a lump of frozen lamb shanks

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

You didn't wright anything

Object:the softest pillow in the history of the world