How will this kill me?

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

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lactose intolerant.


Dust.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

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your vacuum becomes clogged, and explodes.
the shrapnel lodges itself in your brain.


happy monkeys!

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

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the monkeys are happy, TOO happy, there's an incident, mistakes are made…

Trillian (the IM program)

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

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someone has hidden an evil virus within a recent update of the Trillian program, and your computer transforms into a giant fighting robot that squishes you.


a pancreas (not yours.)

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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You're having a dispute with a doctor, he gets pissed and rips the pancreas out of his current patient and beats you unconcious with it, then stuffs it down your esophagus.

a twizzler.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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when eating your twizzler you get a brain tumor.

underpants.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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The underwar happens to have a tightening band and it cuts off circulation to your lower body. You become parilyzed and some fag pushes you down a staircase.



Cheetos

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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your friend has taken a bounty on your head, at lunch with nothing else to use he jams a cheeto in your eye, you become infected by the cheesy goodness and turn into a cheetozombie

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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Well if you eat NOTHING you die.

Empty water bottle.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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you're thirsty, and in the middle of the Sahara.


super hats!

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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put it in someone's blood stream and it irritates the heart's tissue, causing it to close, cutting off blood flow.

a mangled limb.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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You're playing your novely srcade game when suddenly the mob knocks it ontop of you, you die to the sight of "Game Over" bugger, huh?

text.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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Theyg et tightened, you pass out…on a cliff…with sharks below it…who have rabies.
yeah

Fortune cookie.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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it predicts you will have a fatal heart attack in four minutes.
the cookies never lie…

wheeel! of! fooooortuuune!

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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You spin it too hard, it falls over, crushing you.

Nothing.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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KIDNEY CANCER!

a pillow made of breathable material.
also edible.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

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You sufficate.

The Rolling Stones.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 22, 2006

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Die of loudness and rockness-isty.

Candiieeessssss! (shakes pill bottle)

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 22, 2006

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Death of choking.

A perfect life.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 22, 2006

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You get fucked, smoke a joint and die happy.

a cute little puppy ^_^

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

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the cute little puppy turns out to be a rabid racoon with rabies, you get bitten several times, get sent to hospital for treatment and then die due to overdosing of vaccine.


a marshmallow

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

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a marshmallow

I was thinking that exact thing for my next object.

[code:1]UNIVERSE ERROR AT LOCATION: #00010918109191
OBJECT: THOUGHTCOMMONALITY.dll

PROGRAM MUST CLOSE TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO HOST SYSTEM.[/code:1]

Object: A Dalek.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

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the dalek reverses into you, knocking you over, then proceeds to reverse over the top of you causing you to be crushed beneath it. Thus starts a petition for all daleks to have side mirrors.



a glass of water

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

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YOu sip the water and it turns out to be clear glue. Your face is now sealed to the glass.
You suffocate, even if you break the glass it's in your fucking throat.

a coconut

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

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A coconut falls on your head. You grab it and look at it, but you trip and your face hits the coconut. You stand up, but your face got so messed up that you look hideous. The nearby villagers dub you a troll. They start to shoot you, but one of the bullets misses and hits a crow, who falls on you and you get the bird flu and die.

Object: Yo momma!