Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 22, 2006

Yo momma so fat that when she gave birth to you, she flat out sat on yo face and crushed it.

Yo daddy, Darth Vader.

Posted at 12:09AM, Sep. 23, 2006

gets angry when you tell him his barbeque skills suck, and that he should let the stormtroopers cook, so he pushes your ungrateful ass out an airlock.

Oddjob's beard.

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

As you make out with odd job you contract crabs from his beard
the crabs drive you insane and cause you to kill your self with a screwdriver

a gypsy

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

Steve.

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Pete sees you with steve and get's really upset about it and comes after steve with a screwdriver shouting "HOMEWRECKER", you dive infront of him to save him but miss and land in a pool of angry lampreys.

Object: Irland.

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Alchohal poisining (nuff said)

Object: nachos with very very very hot melted cheese on them which is literally even melting the cornchips.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

myspace

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

it's really a cute time bomb

Inserts a piece of paper

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

David Hasselhoff.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

I'll leave your imagination to that one ^_^

A lighter

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 24, 2006

It turns into a teddy. Which stabs you.

This thread.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

(stuff it. I'm lazy.)

Bleu Cheese.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking without quoting.

A clogged esophogas.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

you have AIDS.

hat.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

you put on your hat and go out for a night on the town, you meet a girl at a bar who has had a rough week, you have sex, get up next morning and her jealous boyfriend shoots you.
ALL BECAUSE OF THE HAT!

q-tip.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

A Q-tip will steal my joke like Radec did and then I'll get sad and a giant nazi robot will smash you with it.

Mr. Green. :-D <–…obsessed…

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

Mr. Green implodes, taking you with him.

Coco Crispies.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by choking.

I necromanced the joke!

Object
this quote

Death by choking.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

your head asplode.

pancakes.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 24, 2006

Death by NOT choking

Pimpmobile

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 25, 2006

Aids! every one got'em and you will too! aids aids aids! my brother and my dog too! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AID AID AID AID AIDS!

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 25, 2006

death from lack of game rules…following… uh… stuff.

it's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 25, 2006

Cooks bad cooking and dies of starvation.

AIDS!

no one answer how…….

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 25, 2006

You get aids and die. simple, no?

a AA battery

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 25, 2006

The battery will, like everyone else, steal my AIDs joke. Then you die of a stroke.