your eyes turn into liquid acid that then drops into your mouth and destroys all your organs.
object: the tiniest piece of paper you could ever imagine.
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How will this kill me?
You just got your hunting licence and now you feel the need to kill, well you and your retarded brain go to seaworld to hunt some dolphins, you put some hormones your your hunting boots and there's a whole bottle in your pants pocket. Well You go to the tank with a harpoon and jump in, the hormones in your pants pocket breaks and a Dolphin anal rapes you to death with it's penis.
Object: Barbra Streisand
You hire a stripper and you put a quarter down her throat because you were too cheap to get paper cash, she chokes to death and your arrested for murder, you write down in you journals on how bad it was in jail, a man kept f*cking you in the ass, but the ability of Ashton Kutcher from the butterfly effect was so gay your balls started expanding, then growing small er unti lthey exploded, you suffered from servere trama to the head and bled to death.
Item: the KKK, A picture of me, And a Black cat.
the KKK destroy your house and you survive. you're so pissed that you throw a picture of ComicMasta at them. the high velocity and RPM that you throw it at decapitates them. later, a black cat crosses your path and the picture comes back and beheads you.
next item: soda pop.
(forgot to put that down.)
You open the can of soda and down the whole soda and slam it down and let loose a burp that vibrates everything in a large radius of your temporarily enlarge esophagus. But when you slammed the can back down, the tab that is pulled to open the can breaks loose and shoots toward your open mouth. Thankfully, your friend had placed his hand is front of your face at the perfect moment, deflecting the tab upward, lodging it in between two joints of wood. Your friend, thinking this to be an amazing feat decides to climb up to the ceiling to retrieve the tab. When the friend pulls the tab from the two joints of wood, the ceiling collapses on both of you, crushing the both of you to death.
Whoa… I killed both you AND your best friend o_o
okay….umm… NEXT OBJECT!
A STREET SIGN!
Your oon your everyday route of sticking your ehad out the window and yelling "Looser" at everyone, well you see a guy selling shrimp and laugh at him, you tell looser, well the person who had the last laugh was the vender causewhen you guys made a tun your head was sliced off by a stop sign.
Item: Peanut Butter, Jelly, Bananna, Chainsaw, and a one eyed wonder weasle with its 2 balls.
You're riding on the back of your friend's scooter when suddenly you hit a bump and fall of the back of the scooter as you're riding down a busy street.
You dodge the oncoming cars and make it to safety, but you trip on the curb and hit your head. But thankfully, you have on your trusty helmet.
Although you had your helmet on, you still feel a bit loopy, so you sit down waiting for you friend to notice you're gone. Pretty soon, you wonder where he is, so you get up and begin to walk.
At that very moment, the bank was being robbed and a crook was running from the cops. During his escape, he pushes you into traffic and you're hit by a semi that was putting on it's brakes, therefore you are unharmed.
You take off your helmet to make sure you're completely okay. Once everything is settled with the semi-driver you make for the sidewalk again. You trip on the curb again, and hit your now unprotected head AGAIN. You die from brain damage.
(._. friggin' scarey)
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Object: Meryl Streep
okay, I'm gonna make this overly complicated. (somewhat because I have NO idea who meryl streep is.)
You push meryl streep off of a tall building, she has a rope attached to her ankle, which triggers a mallet, which falls onto a sleeping hobo who throws his booze, which knocks down a fire escape, which scared a cat, who screams, which makes an old lady have a heart attack, who falls out the window, coushoining meryl streep's fall, with crunchy goodness, and then meryl streep shoots you.
Object: A pocket watch
you take your pocketwatch out of your pocket, Due to intense ultra violent rays, sunlight and what not? the light reflecting of the glass gets so strong it has laser force and burns your head off.
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Objecs: Colster, Chainsaw, Explosive nuclear Weapons, And a kitty.
you burst a blood vessel in your brain because you are straining too hard to figure out who or what the hell Alton Brown is…
(You uncouth lad… Smexy, smexy Alton Brown)
Major paper cut…. Mucho hemigo!
Object: A bullet in an empty dimention with no gun and no one with a gun, no plans or falling objects, or wild animals. just you and the bullet. no piosonous gases nothing to sufficate you, only air, you floating, cant fall, no surface to hurt you and you have a soft padding all over your body, that can't be taken off your body so you can't hurt your self. just you and the bullet….. oh its floating as well in front of you, and its to small to choke on, and you have saftey goggles on . and you will never stave since the food is beemed into your stumic and water is beamed into your stumic so you can't die of dehydration or hunger, and the shit and piss is beamed out of ya so you can't….. well shit or piss your self.
HA solve that.
while fiddling with the controls on the DVD player, so that you can watch your favorite DVD, your house is suddenly ripped into another dimension where DVDs are considered weapons of terrible demonic power. In an attempt to save their land from evil, they quickly send a big dude with a sword to cut you in the face.
he does.
cheeze whiz.
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