How will this kill me?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 25, 2006

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then you get AIDS and die.
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again.





cheesy crackers

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 25, 2006

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AIDs.

Stealing that apple guy's joke about AIDs

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 25, 2006

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a midget beats you to death with a severed leg.

severance pay.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 5, 2006

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*head explodes trying to figure WTF it is*

next object(s): a Pokeball, Amy Rose's hammer, and a monkey wrench.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 5, 2006

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Amy Rose chooses her Pokemon, Hammer, and when she releases it from the pokeball it proceeds to twist off your appendages one by one with a monkey wrench.

Next object: A Green Lantern comic book

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 6, 2006

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turns out it's Green Lantern #1. while you're reading the book, a comic book nerd comes in and kills you, then steals your comic.

next object: a horny Neko girl.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 6, 2006

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A horny neko girl rapes you, then you cach herpies and die a sloooooooooooooww painful death.

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a penguin vesion of duke nukem

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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Some guy kills you and runs off with it.

Next Object: Bratz.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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…ARROW'D!

Trogdor.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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was a man. Maybe he just breathed fire on you and killed you.

Messing up the Trogdor song.

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 8, 2006

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The trogdor song is so loud that your ears and brain explode

an evil monkey

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 8, 2006

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the evil monkey tries to take over the world. you die in the process of stopping it.

next object: YouTube

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 8, 2006

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Graphic porno childrens' television shows give you a siezure and you die a horrible death.

Nxt object: an atomic bomb

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 8, 2006

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you trip over it and brek your spine, causing complete paralysis.
unfortunately, being in an isolated sector of a research facility, no one knows you're there, leaving you to die a slow and horrible death of starvation.







annoying forum-posters

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 9, 2006

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you PQ an annoying forum poster about their annoyingness. the next day, someone comes to your house, kills you and shouts, "I'm NOT annoying!"

next object: a marble

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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You get drunk and play marbles, one of them ricochets into your eye and because of the alcohol your blood is too thin to clot up and you bleed to death out your eye-hole.

Next item:
A 4.25 inch piece of jute rope

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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Some guy strangles you with it.

Nxt object: a blood stained paperclip

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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someone stabs you in the arm with the blood-stained paperclip. in a situation that's much like sharing needles, you contract some sort of horrible disease from the blood on the paperclip. you die a slow and painful death.

next object: the absolute WORST sprite comic you've ever seen.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The sprite comic is SO bad, you contract a seizuer, a stroke, and a heart attack at the same time and die a horrible death.

Nxt object: a tank's cannon

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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you're staring down the barrel of the cannon when you realize that it's not attatched to the tank. you laugh at the cannon when it suddenly goes off in your face, taking your head off. your body slumps to the ground while the bullet is flying with your head on its tip. it explodes on contact with the ground, taking your head with it.

next object: the game Shadow the Hedgehog.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The game turns out to be cursed like the ring, and shadow jumps out and shoots you dead.

a shrubbery

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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the shrubs come to life and eat you.

next object: a Giant Eagle (take it into any meaning you like).

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The giant eagle sees you like a meal, swoops down and eats you.

your pelt (ssbguy's)

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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my sister comes in and slaughters you for stealing my pelt. I'm not even gonna mention what she does to you.

next object: a blank CD

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The blank CD turns out to be a DVD of the ring and when you watchid you die.

a wheelchair