Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

You do a stupid stunt with it and sets of stairs (More then 5.) and something goes wrong and you fall down and break your neck and then you die.

a penguin.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

The penguin gets mad at you for no apperent reason, then pecks your eyes out and you bleed to death.

a nintendo power magazine.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

It could be a shapeshifter on desquise and when you go to sleep and transforms into it's true form and kills you in you in your sleep. How it does it you'll have to think for yourself.

a spoon.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

An evil monke takes the spoon and rips your eye out of your sockets then pulls out your brain and you die hirrbly.

a bloody skull.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

The skulls posessed with an evil spirit and it takes shape and rips you in half.

a stick.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

A stick falls from a branch, impales you to the ground, then the tree falls on you and you go splat and die.

an F-18

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

You get herpes from it.

Dead Rising disk.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

The dead rising characters come to life and eat your brain.

A gigantic svered human penis.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

You choke on it from trying to eat it(yeah, I said it, and now I need a shower. UNCLEAN!).

object: A rake.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 11, 2006

bladder cancer.

A grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

You choke on it and die.

deoderant.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

You choke on it and die.

Jackie Chan's new pants.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

Once you touch them Jackie Chan kills you for touching his pants. Then takes them back and runs away.

MP3 player.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

A guy kills you and runs off with your MP3 player.

a Bass plushy toy.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

Someone stuffs it down your throat and you choke on it and die.

a small tiny pebble.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

you slip on it whilst hiking, sending you tumbling down a mountainside and starting an avalanche.
the resulting chaos destroys a small town.
aaaand you're dead, too.

a small town.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

While you're in the smalll town, a bomb detonates it along with you.

a surf board

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 14, 2006

while at the beach surfing, you realize you don't know how to surf. you slip off of the surf board. when you hit the water, you realize you also don't know how to swim. when a life guard comes to save you…

KER-SHARK'D!

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next object: a pet pirranah

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 14, 2006

In some bizzare coincedince, your pet pirrahna eats 5 mega mushrums, growing to the size of a hoouse and the eats you alive.

bad grammar

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 15, 2006

IRONY

You get flamed by everybody else. Literally.

A cash register.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 15, 2006

as if in tribute to Stephen King's "Christine" book, it comes alive when you attempt to replace it with a newer, shinier one, and mauls you in your sleep.

a pamphlet.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 15, 2006

Their's actually a bomb in it and when you open the pamphlet it explodes and kills ya.

a dog

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 18, 2006

It has rabies and mauls you to death.

Object: Sprite comic

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 18, 2006

you die of excaution (I think that's how it's spelled.) from trying to make a desent sprite comic.

A game boy.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 19, 2006

you commit suicide cus you can't win.

object: Spongebob Squarepants.