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I would wait until they're all drunk then take their ship and park it in the middle of the mall and say, "Look, aliens! the truth is out there! we are not alone! Here they are! never mind Area 51 and all the government conspiracy, These are the aliens they're trying to keep secret!"
I would wait until they're all drunk then take their ship and park it in the middle of the mall and say, "Look, aliens! the truth is out there! we are not alone! Here they are! never mind Area 51 and all the government conspiracy, These are the aliens they're trying to keep secret!"
Little do you realize, the Jonas brothers are aliens themselves. They wouldn't stand for other-worldly upstaging.
That's why it has to be a massive public event like the Superbowl or the Jonas brothers concert or something. they can't silence us all!
Let's blow the lid off this whole conspiracy once and for all!
Nah, if you flew a spaceship into the Superbowl everyone would just think it was some elaborate publicity stunt to sell something completely unrelated to aliens.
As for the initial question, whether or not I get on the spaceship for the party depends on what kind of party it is. If it's something like a tupperware party, I'm out.
You people have got to get with the times. It is so 1980's to think our little Gray friends do anal probes. Nope, they take your private parts in hand and suck out sperm or eggs and then for you girls you get a false pregnancy and the fetus is sucked out around the 6th or 7th month.
The long needles no longer go up your rectum but up your nose. They figured it would be so much cooler if you saw it coming…
Got to go… interceptors immediate launch!
Hell yes.
Anal probe or not, it's a once in a lifetime experience.
I mean best case scenario you hook up with a Kirk-like alien sex-bomb with multiple ____ (whatever you want!!)
Worst case scenario: you fiddle around with shit and start an intergalactic war in which the human race is almost wiped out… BUT: you're still on board and you've now become so freakin' unique as being one of a handful of human's left– high five!!
It's win win!!
But to be honest, I would take some precautions before I board in the more than likely chance of anal-probage.
Like… attending all you can eat Mexican buffet before embarking on said craft.
But to be honest, I would take some precautions before I board in the more than likely chance of anal-probage.
Like… attending all you can eat Mexican buffet before embarking on said craft.
You love bottom stories…when aliens were tall, slim and fair haired with sharp features.Space elves?
Or anthro fox girls?
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