Thread "Mafia 42: The Forgotten Year" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 18, 2011

To be fair, it's very tough to determine the gender of a mic stand. I'd never have managed to if I hadn't minored in it.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 18, 2011

Wait…they are letting girls play mafia now?
Impossible!
Girl's cant read!

Ayesinback, while your gender claims sound like outrageous boasts, I am swayed by your argument that you read Harkovast.
I guess we can let you live.

And who the hell called you a jack hole for reading it?
What kind of evil, twisted mind could do such a think?
Don't they realise that everyone should READ HARKOVAST?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 18, 2011

To be fair, it's very tough to determine the gender of a mic stand. I'd never have managed to if I hadn't minored in it.

I'll grant that it's not for the uninitiated, but this is HARK
(and will someone please shush that angelic choir that springs into voice at the mere combination of those h +a +r +k letters!!?!)

btw: Have you checked out the Nyan Cat Bakery?

edit:

Impossible!
Girl's cant read!

Ayes like the purty pictures

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 18, 2011

I don't read it. But that's just cause that's part of team awesome, it's a mutual understanding, I don't like Anthro, Hark doesn't like revealing outfits, so we leave each other's comics alone.. Someones gotta balance Hark out. He's the Hark, I'm the Zeph, and thats the toaster. Who is a traitorous bitch! QUICK LYNCH THE TOASTER! MAKE IT FEEL THE WRATH OF AWESOME! Oh… my toast is done.

Okay that is just an awesome blur of What the F*ck berries. Look at that, the words don't even shrink, they're practically devouring each other.

both creepy, and at the same time entertaining.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 18, 2011

clearly most people here have issues here (mostly Oedipusian tendencies) that needs to be solved…

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 18, 2011

No more actions, narration in an hour.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 18, 2011

and (b) have we already forgotten classic viking theories?

Quoting me from a previous game? Pff, there should be a law against that.

The "Product dies the first night when he's a townie" theory is older then that though, and had been brought up before. I think my post at the time was the first time I acknowledged it, though.

Besides, it's quite obvious that it's not that accurate of a theory. After all, a certain someone did attack me in the last game, when I was the paranoid.

…Same.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 18, 2011

As the group entered the doorway they could feel their souls being torn from their bodies, it was unbearable. As if their flesh was being slowly torn off by unseen specter's hands. Suddenly massive rifts opened around them, hands grabbed onto them, tearing them from the ground and whipping into places unknown.

Two of them landed in a dark room, there was a red liquid around their feet. "BLOOD?!" one of them roared, the other looked around at their surroundings.
"This is in fact odd…" the other one seemed less disturbed by the situation. The first stared at him, "How can you remain so calm?!"
"Look, if we don't keep our heads on straight, we're going to end up like Roku, and Zeph, do your really want that to happen?"
"You're with them aren't you!? That's why you're so calm! BECAUSE YOU'RE A DEMON JUST LIKE THEM!"
The second person stared at him with a dull expression, really? Was he going to be this absurd?

Without hesitation he charged at the second person, picking a blunt object off the ground, he jumped into the air, but before he could smash the other's head in, the lights went out, it was absolute blackness, he didn't feel the impact of the blunt object to human skull. He stumbled forward dropping his weapon.

Elsewhere Same and another rolled down what looked like the inner wall of something's insides. Giant rib bones arched over their heads as they smashed into the hard muscular floor. "Damn it…" same got to his feet, "I need to save Roku," he looked over to the other person, they were bleeding pretty bad, curled up in the fetal position. "Hey.. you alright?" Same muttered, he couldn't make out their face it was too dark, it smelt like a combination of piss, and food products in there. Noxious gas burst from pours around them every couple of seconds. "Hey-" Before same could say another word, massive worms erupted from the tissue surrounding them, jagged teeth ran all around the outside of their mouths. He swallowed hard, "What the hell is going ON!?" suddenly the fallen person grabbed onto his leg dragging themselves up. Suddenly they lurched forward grabbing hold of Same and throwing him into a worm's path. It took notice of the smell of fresh blood as it dove towards him. Same rolled to the side just in time to avoid being devoured, his breath became short as he got to his feet. "YOU BASTARD!" he roared. The enemy charged forward, "You're not very heroic!" the enemy roared, Same threw out his arm blocking the attack, he smashed his attacker in the jaw sending him into one of the muscular walls. "Thinking you can save Roku? She's far gone… JUST LIKE YOU!" the enemy got to their feet, it charged one last time, ramming a broken bone fragment hard through Same's chest. Blood shot from his mouth, the wound, salty tears leaving his eyes. He smashed into the ground, the worms smelling the newly spilt blood. It shot down at him, swallowing him in one go.
Up in the lobby, faint tears ran down Roku's face, she had held on as long as she could, nobody was going to save her. The blood loss had finally taken it's toll, her body grew cold, and she died.

[Spoiler] Same the Doctor has been devoured. [/spoiler]

Another person fell alone, they smashed into a soft room, at first they thought it was sponge, but really it was made of bread. They tried to stand, but a mysterious force shoved them back down. Suddenly a faint song started to play from nowhere.
"Give into the madness" a voice spoke in their head, "Just let go… it's that simple. Embrace your hatred, they did this to you. They made your suffer…" the voice's chilling voice sounded as if it were spoken from a corpse.
"Oh hell no!" they fought against it at first, clutching their skull, "You think this can beat me?! You're not even good enough to be considered my Rival! Ha!"
"Give up… you're not as strong as you think you are. You're a frail little child…. alone and frightened."
Fear began to crawl up their spine, it was tingling. The bread began to morph around them, shadowy hands shot out clutching on their limbs. Tugging, tearing, lashing, "You regret it don't you? You regret your life, what you've done…Nobody liked you, nobody will ever like you. They're just using you… that's all they'll ever do. They'll just use you up… then discard you. You should kill them… KILL THEM ALL!"
"Kill… them…No…No I can't!"

[Spoiler] Someone has been tempted by the Dark Melody. [/spoiler]

Jay shot through the darkness. "OH HELL NO!" he roared, chasing after his foe, "When I catch you! You're F*CKING DEAD!" his prey shot forward with a burst of speed ahead of him, leaving behind it a trail of fear, "THE ARM CONSUMES ALL!" he dashed through the bloodied water, suddenly he turned a corner, he was in a cobblestone hallway, steam was emanating from a room. "The hell?" He muttered, the arm of vengeance twitched. "In there?" he kicked open the door. His eyes widened, he had never seen so much flesh in one place. The actions going on inside this room could not be described for the sake of children. Jay's nose began to feel funny, blood began to pour out of it. "OH HELL YES!" He screamed running into the shower room. "LADIES! YOUR BELOVED JAY IS HERE! Move over Jackass!' Jay grabbed onto one of the men with his arm and threw him out the door, a giant worm rushed by and devoured it.

Day 2 Begins:

Hark Has declared a Double Lynch. Send in your Votes.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 18, 2011

So clearly ochi was corrupted (Bread, rival) so excercise that. Also I tried to kill mett and he didn't die so he's the mob boss. So let kill him

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2011

…curled up in the fetal position…

The enemy charged forward, "You're not very heroic!" the enemy roared

Shan't let you get away with killing Same, Gullas.

I'm not evil just yet.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2011

question to the esteemed Mr GM:

for this particular game, are clues strictly and only from profiles, avatars, signatures, and comics?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2011

I am feeling gender confused right now.
We established that girls cant read and only look at the purdy pictures….
That's what I've been doing in every mafia game to date!
My whole male identity is on shaky ground here.

I need to lynch some of you worthless peasents in a really manly butch way while drinking beer and taking about boobs in order to restore my testosterone levels!

Folks I want to kill-

Salsa- Cause he is my enemy for ever and ever and must die.

PP- Cause its tradition

Jninjashadow- My political rival

Theflyinggreenmonkey- he has failed me for the last time.

If you have any better ideas on who I should kill, feel free to chip in!