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It lacks a large hat and or monocleI dispute your perceived "class", sir
Hence the fine print. And what isn't classy about a suit, a large chair and an indeterminate glass of transparent liquid?
I dunno Jnina, you always have Jnina's angels to vote fo–HAHA. THE JOKE IS THEY ALL SUCCUMBED TO CROCTY'S ANGELS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I GUESS YOU LACKED THE CHARM STAT TO PREVENT A LARGESCALE MUTINY. HAAAAHAHAHA.
….
Do you realise how long I've been waiting to say that? It's the only reason I came back.
Now I just have one other thing to do in a mafia game until my life is complete. One of these games…
I've never been mayor or the serial killer, *sigh* I think I've been everything else.
As well as:
-(I'm pretty sure about this one) having the most kills in a single action (4)
-Being the first GM to host a game where everybody dies
-having the highest percentage of fatalities (at least until the Last game) as GM
-probably dying the most (only two games out of 28, well, even the three games I GM'd I died)
(Wow, I sound like a braggart.)
It lacks a large hat and or monocleI dispute your perceived "class", sir
Hence the fine print. And what isn't classy about a suit, a large chair and an indeterminate glass of transparent liquid?
. . .
I kinda want to run, but this late i doubt I'd get a vote… would people vote?
Whoooooa. You guys. <3
If there's anyone around with a role that requires my protection, this is a good time to contact me. I'm pretty quick at getting night actions in. I'd also like to know who the other paramedic is, if that's ok.
I sort of expect to be distrusted, but I've never falsely claimed roles, especially with those, like Zeph, whom I talk to all the time. I'm a pretty terrible liar!
Now I just have one other thing to do in a mafia game until my life is complete. One of these games…I'll be so proud…I'll also be dead. >_>;
This is why I don't wear a hat.see i thought so too… until i looked in that closet behind the statue… so many hats zeph, so many hats
… This Mafia needs more Rexingtonyes. yes it does
YOU STOLE PAINT FROM ME!!!hee hee hee
Hats? Cravats are far superior!now add a bowler hat to that visage and be astounded by the sheer finery
And Roku, you don't have the physical STATURE to steal my sky-scraping, God smacking, bird hitting, cloud dispersing, liqueur dispensing top hat.i may not but now i have a battleship that does, and thats what matters
Narration 1: Day one.
As Same was being wheeled out of the town various citizens clambered to the meeting place. A ninja was standing in the bar with a dog as a whistling theme played.
Zeph turned to the ninja.
"I didnt know you signed up."
"Thats just how I play."
"Flying stripclub?"
"Flying stripclub."
And thus they got to work on their flying stripclub.
A message box appeared in the centre of the meeting place. Rokulily poked it with a stick. A large text box appeared in the sky. It read "Greetings players. As of this day the player with the highest and second highest score shall be given great powers."
The box disappeared as did the text. The townsfolk looked baffled.
"Highest score? Whats that supposed to mean?" Mettaur said aloud.
Ochi noticed that there was a leaflet in place of the vanished message box
"It says we need to hold an election."
The townsfolk talked among themselves. Much of the day had passed. Many people left in their votes. A small few did not.
The time had come. Much of the day had passed. It was time to declare the winners.
Another text box appeared.
"Congratulations. The winners are…"
It stayed still for a while.
"Press A to skip it!" Jay shouted from the building site.
The box continued.
[spoiler]"With a total of 6 votes. Ochitsukanai."
A sash saying master player appeared around Ochi.[/spoiler]
"And runner up with 4 votes"
Gullas was crossing his fingers and biting his lip.
[spoiler]"Zeph. Congratulations participants. You have won fabulous prizes."[/spoiler]
The text box disappears for the last time.
Zeph not noticing his sash goes about building his club with Jay.
"Nice sash Zeph."
"Thanks Jay."
The town calmed down and went their separate ways , Ochi was given a key to the Master players sanctuary and Zeph completely ignored what was going on. Jay got drunk and continuously fell off the building.
Day one is over. Night one begins.
You can send in your actions now.
And Roku, you don't have the physical STATURE to steal my sky-scraping, God smacking, bird hitting, cloud dispersing, liqueur dispensing top hat.i may not but now i have a battleship that does, and thats what matters
Jay got drunk and continuously fell off the buildingGravity… my one weakness…
And thus they got to work on their flying stripclub.You guys are doing that again? Last time you guys attempted that stunt, it ended up resulting in an airborne battle.
Congratulations sash-winners Ochi and Zeph!
*poor Gullas. Since Roku didn't run off with his nifty red hat, I thought he had a chance*
Okay, on with cleaning up the town. After the last game my lawn is a wasteland of scorched dirt and I need to reseed. I'll be busy all game with this. It's an ungodly mess. So youse guys do what you do and kindly stay off my front yard.
oh - the dog chained to the fence? yes, he does bite.
Before that though.
Surprise announcement.
Narration 1.5 Sunset.
Ochi gathered the town together.
Many where just about to go to bed.
"Whats all this? I had just put my bedtime monocle on." Jninja said wearing his jack daniels pajamas.
"It would appear we havent had the instalynch yet." Ochi said with a smile on her face.
Product placement poked his head out of his window which overlooked the meeting place.
"Whats all the racket?!"
"Ochi said were having an instalynch."
"Its far to late for this. Im going back to sleep."
Ochi cleared her throat.
"We're here tonight to boot a player from the game. Now I know its early and theres been no clues yet but I have a hunch."
Jay adjusted his monocle which was later slapped off him by hakoshen
"Go on…"
"Were booting Blindsk."
Blindsk looked from left to right and ran for the exit.
Jays dog lept after them.
They where quick. But not quick enough.
The dog jumped onto blindsk and in a matter of seconds Blindsk burst into magic gems.
[Spoiler]Blindsk the turtleking is now diamonds.[/spoiler]
The dog returned to Zeph with a mouthful of them.
"Good work Rexington."
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