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Narration 4: Night 2
Another night had begun. The darkness covered the land.
Some of the dark lord's minions where getting ready to strick the master players sanctuary.
Minion 1: "The guard was resurrected yesterday. We shouldnt have a problem with getting in though. I mean… theres one of him and 3 of us."
Minion 2: "But what if he's protected?"
Minion 1: "Dont worry about it. We just gotta strike before he gets protected."
Minion 3: "Ive formulated a plan. We sneak around the back of the place and beat the crap out of him."
Minion 2: "But what if he gets protected while were sneaking."
Minion 3: "It wont happen. Dont worry. Ive never been wrong."
Minion 1: "Ive took him out before and Ill do it again."
Minion 1 adjusted his cape.
Minion 1: "Ok. Time to fly"
Minion 2: "Youre not a superhero minion 1."
Minion 1: "Shut up Mr "I am the night." Either are you."
Minion 3 had disappeared.
Minion 2: "Wheres minion 3?"
Minion 1: "You know him. Always around but never seen. Making sure noone notices him."
The minions took their places. The bodyguard at the gates was waiting patiently.
Minion 3 leaped towards him but was propelled 20 feet back.
Minion 3: "He's protected! RUN!"
The minions fled into the night.
The bodyguards thanked the Healing wizard and went back to his duties.
Across town TFGM was inspecting his computer.
TFGM: "Damn you dial up internet! Why couldnt this game be based after the ninties?!"
He didnt notice someone enter through the window.
TFGM"Oh hi! What are you doing here?"
Legendary hero: "Dont ask me as if you dont know villain!"
TFGM: "Huh? I was just checking the internet… I havent left the house these past days. What with the slow speeds of dial up."
Legendary hero: "Dont lie to me. Have at you!"
The legendary hero pulled a sword on TFGM.
TFGM: "I swear I havent done anything! Im an NPC! Look! Ive made cakes! You like cakes dont you?!"
Legendary hero: "Ye would thinketh."
TFGM: "Why are you talking like that?"
Legendary hero: "Sorry. I thought I was being in character. Wait a minute! Were fighting!"
TFGM: "Im not! You are!"
The legendary hero stabbed TFGM through the heart with their sword.
He fell to the ground and turned to coins.
Legendary hero: "… Villains dont drop coins… AH CRAP!"
[spoiler]TFGM the NPC is dead.[/spoiler]
Meanwhile Jninja was passed out drunk.
A tapping came from the window.
He didnt wake up.
It grew louder.
He still didnt wake up.
It grew louder and louder.
Those across the town where waking up because of it.
Jninja was still passed out.
A tree branch climbed in through the window and poked him.
He still didnt wake.
There was a sigh and the branch withdrew from the room.
A floating bottle of Jack Daniels came in through the window.
Jninja awoke.
Jninja: "What do we have here!?"
He opened the bottle and drank from it.
Jninja: "Thats good Jack. Wait a minute…"
He looked at the bottle.
It was 0% alcohol.
Jninja: "No… NO… NOOOOOO!!!"
Jninja locked his doors and barricaded himself inside his home.
He had been disrupted.
[Spoiler]Jninjashadow wont be voting tomorrow.[/spoiler]
Day 3 begins. Send in your votes.
Site never bloody lets me post without logging me out!!
I was going to protect someone different but Zeph persuaded me otherwise. I'd have let us die, thinking they wouldn't take a timing-based risk.
Those next in line for DOUBLELYNCHSTRAVAGANZA 2011:
Shirkersama (avatar-based clue, "adjusting cape" ),
I Am The 1337 Master (title+profile clue, Batman).
Let's make this happen, let's slaughter the guilty! <3
Don't worry, we've not forgotten Minion 3.
It's just that this time we're destroying Minions 1 and 2 during the day. It's best to choose two candidates so everyone can vote solidly, so we don't split the vote.
That's why it's got to be 1337 and Shirkersama this time, specifically.
I really don't see much in the way of evidence that either 1337 or Shirkersama were responsible for this.
I want some proof before I cast my vote.
Is that thing on the first page of Opaque dreams meant to be a tree?I really don't see much in the way of evidence that either 1337 or Shirkersama were responsible for this.
I want some proof before I cast my vote.
well… 'i am the night' is a good referance to the fact that l33t's title is the goddamn batman
shirk has a red cape in which to adjust before flying off in superman fashion
and most importantly, ochi deems it so
Am I clue solving good guys?You're really not. I mean you're not just solving them wrong, I asked earlier and there are no clues in that part at all. There are also no clues based on comics this time.
We lynched Mett, who was a minion. I double-checked, so I'm really up on this point. But tonight's narration has three minions. Weren't there only three to begin with?WHOA I'M QUOTIN' THE FUTURE.
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