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Guys, Humorman is obviously the only one with any experience with this game, and as such he's the only one who can help us win!Pardon?
Guys, Humorman is obviously the only one with any experience with this game, and as such he's the only one who can help us win!Pardon?
Veteran Members (played every game):
Niccea
Humorman
Waff
the2ndredbaron (I think?)
Harkovast
gullas
There are a lot of people with experience.
Also, how do you have two votes?
I just suggested people perform a scientific experiment to see if they can eat a toaster.
And the only things I get called on are -
a) do I like BBQ?
b) How do english people hold their knife and fork?
AND YOU PEOPLE THINK I AM THE STRANGE ONE ?!!
Hakoshen-
There are two ways to use a knife and fork.
1) The American way (also known as the Wrong way, the silly way, uncultured barbarism and colonial nonsense).
This involves cutting up all your food at the start (pressumably so it can go cold) then putting down your knife and shoveling it in your face with the fork in a scooping motion.
Then you all pledge allegiance to a flag and fire guns at the ground till it lifts you into the air (or so I have been told).
This method causes cancer and is wrong.
2) The British way (ie the correct way, the right way, Gods way, the not girlie and stupid way)
In this one you hold your knife and fork the whole time (meaning it involves two hands, so it can be difficult, but stick with it!) then you cut bits off with your knife and fork and stick them in the hole in your face.
This method has been shown to increase your life expectancy by at least 17 years!
Also, as you mentioned, it is useful for guarding against sudden ninja attacks.
Salsa-
I have never cooked a toaster, or indeed any other appliance, low and slow to bring out the flavour. Right now I am chewing on an extention chord. Is it plugged in? Place your bets NOW!
STANLEY KUBRICK IS OVER RATED!
2001 WAS BORING! NOTHING HAPPENED!
CLOCKWORK ORANGE HAD SHALLOW TALKING HEAD CHARACTERS THAT GOT ON MY NERVES AND A CONTRIVED ENDING!
KITTY 17 WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
SHE IS BETTER THEN KUBRICK!
Some people will do anything to keep me from getting a position of power.
That's the problem with this game; if you don't have a role with a special ability, no one gives a damn about what you have to say. Then, when you're killed, no one cares. Everyone in this game deserves the right to have an influencial voice in this game.
Also, we can't keeping hide roles from each other. Unity is key in defeating the mafia. One of the main reason the townies keep losing is because you guys keep can't trust one another, then you make random accusations, and worst of all, you PQ the mayor your role despite the fact that you don't know whether or not this person is a townie or a mafioso. All it took last game was for one person to admit their role in order to ensure trust among the townies. From the first game, I've been saying this, but everyone just dismissed it as crazy. Admitting your role publicly does work.
Please, don't ignore what I'm saying here. I'm trying to help you guys out. I promise that if you vote for me, I'll unite the townies as well as increase our chances in defeating the mafia.
Don't blame me for holding people's track records against them.
You talk a good talk, but when no one votes for you, you throw a fit.
You do not respond to PQs from others (I have no proof cause I have never tried, but that is what I heard.)
You also tend to drop off the face of the earth after day one. Even if you survive the next night, you never return.
Humorman, yeah but you never answer pq's (and you still wont explain why that is!) and you are rude to everyone.
threaltj is voting for me! Woohoo!
Shame I am not running! But that just shows the electrical power kitty 17 is generating!
It is so strong, that even her supporters get votes.
NICCEA SUPPORTERS! LISTEN UP!
Niccea has already been mayor before, I think it is only fair to give new people a go at being in charge, rather then just passing around leadership between the regulars!
KITTY HAS MIND POWERS! SHE WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER IF YOU DON'T SWITCH VOTES!
Argh!
Get out of my mind!
*jumps out of window*
NICCEA SUPPORTERS! LISTEN UP!
Niccea has already been mayor before, I think it is only fair to give new people a go at being in charge, rather then just passing around leadership between the regulars!
I have one more reason that you should vote for me. It is a good one too listen up.
For the first time I, Niccea, will publicly announce my role in the game before I win.
PAY ATTENTION!
Product Placement listen up.
Detective, if you are out there, please come out too and verify as soon as your powers become effective.
The best reason of all why I would make a good mayor: I can't die. If I were mayor, it would be impossible for the mafia to kill me without wasting a lot of time. I am the veteran! I will be the Energizer Bunny of the mayors if you give me a chance.
Everyone knows I can effectively organize against this town, let me organize for this town!
Vote for Niccea
She is the Energizer Bunny.
The thing is, we shouldn't be running campaigns against each other when the most important thing is getting an innocent mayor. Kitty, if you are innocent, we need to work together; being too competitive isn't worthwhile, since the whole concept of townie factions is stupid when there's a foe to unite against. As humorman said, the key is townie unity and openness. We can have you checked upon discovering the detective, if your own role is verifiable, and in so doing we can create a demonstrably innocent set of mayor and pardoner.*
I think it is only fair to give new people a go at being in charge, rather then just passing around leadership between the regulars!Hey, exactly the same "voting strategy" used when Baron was elected. Yes, why not repeat such a fantastic strategy, since previously it led to a blatant mafia mayor?
Hark, I have no idea where you got your facts but only people from above the Tennessee/Kentucky border, west of the Texas/New Mexico border, and from Georgia eat like you described all Americans as eating. I also find it rather silly to eat with knife in hand at all times. The way people with manners over here in the Good Ol' U.S. of A. eat is we use the knife to cut the meat when we take a bite, when not in use it is laid to the side of the plate so that the hand holding it is free to pick up a piece of bread to keep peas, beans, and other such things from going off the plate and onto the table. If the meat is tender enough, the side of the fork may be used to prevent the dirtying of more dishes than necessary. They are a few things you NEVER use silverware to eat, namely fried chicken, barbecue sandwiches, hamburgers, and hotdogs.
Edit:w00t, Go energizer bunny Niccea!! ^-^
Okay, there is one thing I KNOW about Niccea from previous games…she tells the truth. So, think about this… 1) She is the veteran, and 2) She has both GMed and played every SINGLE mafia game on DD (and elsewhere). If there is anyone that can lead the townies to victory, it's Niccea.
IF you vote for someone that claims to be a "Townie" with no special role, they might or might NOT be a townie (and might be the Godfather!!)… we would have NO way to know (Plese see the detective's role)!! The Detective can check out Niccea and find out if she is lying… so… she would be crazy to make this up and I know she isn't.
Check this…
Godfather
Behind the curtains: The Godfather doesn't dirty his hands since he has his goons to carry out his orders. The godfather will appear as a regular townie to the detective. Also, he can't be killed by the vigilante as long as this power is in effect.
IF you are a townie and CARE if we win or not, the only safe vote is for NICCEA. IF you vote for anyone else, you will be supsect.
Edit:w00t, Go energizer bunny Niccea!! ^-^
Is there anyway (other than dying) I can prove I'm a townie and not the godfather to you?Not really, no.
And I don't know Crocty, TJ is voting for humorman…so though it seems sarcastic, why vote?
Kitty = Probably Mafia (see her track record!!), Waff= Probably not, but we have no way to verify (sorry bro, but it's true… I would love to play a game with you as mayor).
Niccea = NOT mafia.
VOTE NICCEA!!
well don't know kittie's role and theres only a one in 23 chance that I'm godfther (which I'm not) so It's either someone who may be mafia or someone who isn't.
well we don't know kittie's role and theres only a one in 23 chance that I'm godfther (which I'm not) so It's either someone who may be mafia or someone who isn't.Actually. It is worse than that Waff. You are claiming to be a regular townie.
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