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Gosh, I said I'd change my vote if you started losing, stop being so emoe!

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Every time I run, Emily….You ditch me.
D8

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BORED!

Hark you made this out to be the most fun since No Talent the comic.

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Every time I run, Emily….You ditch me.
D8


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It's true…

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T^T I'm sorryyyyyyy

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explains a bunch of stuff
Why ty ty.

As for mayor… I'm leaning towards Niccea, unless someone can tell me a convincing reason not to.

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So we're back to the old "anyone could be the mafia" setup… Revealing my role was such a huge success the last time so I'm gonna recommend that tactic to anyone who's running for a mayor. Reason is simple. If you're lying about your role and the detective finds out, he could expose you for a fraud. I'm gonna give my vote to anyone who reveals his role.

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Gonna have to change the vote, Niccea and Ochi, before Kitty gives more guilt trips. T.T

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I like that kitty17's campaign suggests that my support is a good reason to vote!

Thats right kids!
Do what I do!
I am a rolemodel!

Now its time…..FOR SCIENCE!

For todays experiment you will need-

A Toaster
Napkin
Knife and fork.
claw hammer
excellent table manners (THESE ARE ESSENTIAL!)
Blue tac or sticky tape.

THis experiment is going to test if you can successfully eat a toaster.
1)Tuck your napkin into your collar.
2)wrap tape around end of fork (or attach blue tac to it, depending on what you are using.) The objective here is to make the end of the fork sticky.
3)Smash your toaster with a hammer.
4)holding the knife in one hand and the fork in the other (you need to do this like a civilised person! We will have none of that american putting down your knife nonsense here! And no elbows on the table!), use the sticky fork to pick up pieces of toaster and put them in yout mouth.
5) chew and swallow
6) repeat steps 4 and 5 till you run out of toaster
7) Are you still alive? If yes, the Experiment was a huge success!
8) NOW VOTE FOR KITTY17!!!!!

(Humorman, free tip for you, if you ignore other people, they will respond by ignoring you!)

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yeah. I am voting for Waff. The Waffman. The Waffmayor!

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I will not be revealing my role. This way I can trust the person that comes to me as the detective because he/she will be able to tell me my role. Once I find the detective, I will publicly announce my role.

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Then could the detective perhaps reveal himself like I did? You all saw how effective that was. And you all know that impostors will most likely be caught so I wouldn't recommend pretending to be the detective.

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Then could the detective perhaps reveal himself like I did? You all saw how effective that was. And you all know that impostors will most likely be caught so I wouldn't recommend pretending to be the detective.
That is also something that could be risky. The mafia might move to kill the detective before the paramedics can get to him/her.

They are welcome to take the risk, but I thought I should inform them of it.

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I'm fully aware of the risk that the detective would take by revealing his or her role. That's why it should be rewarded with protection, either through an elected office or by having both paramedics protecting him/her.

By having the detective in the open, you'll remove any middle man that s/he would have to deal with, while getting the information that s/he digs up to the public. Removing the middle man makes communications between the public faster and safer. In the past the detective has kept his/her role secret, run into roadblocks while trying to get vital information out to the public, and tends to die during the first days anyways when the wrong person finds out about his/her identity.

Since I proved that revealing ones role during the election hour could help him/her get elected to office, thus protecting him/her from the mafia, the efficiency of that role is improved considerably. After all. I did help win the game in a record time with minimum casualty.

Just my two cents on the matter.

P.S. And I'm still withholding my vote for anyone brave enough to come forth into the public.

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It is my intention to guard the detective with a paramedic. Also, just because they get elected into office doesn't mean that will be good in charge as you were.

And maybe we can work out a deal PP, I announce my role, and the detective tells me Ochi's as proof. Since I know her role it will make sense.

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Sounds better if you reveal your role and the detective can look up the pardoner to confirm his innocence.

Another thing that I want to nag about is that townies should not run for office. Only special roles. That way it would be much easier for the detective to trust the person elected.

I'm sorry if I'm sounding unreasonable with these demands of mine but it's a good tactic for the town to play when combating the mafia. I also have a feeling that I will not last long in this or future games, without protection, since I demonstrated how effectively I can clear the town of mafia, when given the opportunity. But I'm only a lame townie so it's no big loss, this time.

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Niccea, I just PQ'd Monkey my vote change, wish i could help you with the detective thing, but alas, I am not he (or she).

@Hark: you've obviously never had BBQ (and no, BBQ is not on the grill and done in under an hour, it is smoked and cooked low and slow, no sauce, just a dry rub and God help anyone who says that you can BBQ burgers and hotdogs!!!:gem: )

@PP: Don't worry I am not running.

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I will consider it.

I guess I should explain my misgivings. When I was a mafia member…three times…I thought of the perfect crime that we never had the gall (or need) to implement.

One of us would pose as the detective and start feeding the wrong information to the mayor. We could only hope that the real detective was lazy.

Even if the real detective came forward, there would still be the matter of decided who to believe.

This fake, of course, would only be useful once. They would be revealed as a traitor and be subject to attacks. Assuming it was on the second day that they tried to get an innocent lynched. It could take up to three night cycles to kill the mafia.

If the mafia was the godfather, they would not be hit at night and would not cripple the team with their loss.

Course, that plan is suicide which is probably why no one ever used it, but you can see my misgivings about so openly trusting the detective.

Also, PP, think about this. What if someone revealed their role and lost the election? Unless the paramedics protected them, they would die on the first night. And who is to say that the paramedics would bother?

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@Hark: you've obviously never had BBQ (and no, BBQ is not on the grill and done in under an hour, it is smoked and cooked low and slow, no sauce, just a dry rub and God help anyone who says that you can BBQ burgers and hotdogs!!!:gem: )

You sound like a man who preffers coal so ill let that sauce bit slide, but Hark, I don't understand this "putting down fork" deal. Are you saying I should hold my knife upright, as if to kill ninjas who fall onto the table when I'm not using it?

Were we not (for now anyways) on the same side in this election I'd be seriously tempted to challenge you to another fiddle contest, except this time we hold them as violins.

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I pefer Mongolian BBQ, but that is neither here nor there. (It is then with Independence Day only a week away.)

A vote for Niccea is a yummy vote. (It tastes like chicken.)

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I pefer Mongolian BBQ, but that is neither here nor there. (It is then with Independence Day only a week away.)

A vote for Niccea is a yummy vote. (It tastes like chicken.)
mmmmm. Chicken…


A Vote for Niccea is a Vote for being hungry, in the good way!!!
You sound like a man who preffers coal so ill let that sauce bit slide, but Hark, I don't understand this "putting down fork" deal. Are you saying I should hold my knife upright, as if to kill ninjas who fall onto the table when I'm not using it?
Naw, I actually prefer hickory. No you don't put the sauce on it while it is cooking. After it's on the plate is a different matter. Mmmmmm, BBQ sandwiches dripping in BBQ sauce. dang, now I'm getting hungry!

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Also, PP, think about this. What if someone revealed their role and lost the election? Unless the paramedics protected them, they would die on the first night. And who is to say that the paramedics would bother?
Which is why I said, his willingness to come forward should be rewarded with a position in office.

And I was fully aware of the impostor plan as well. It's something that I have come up with myself, even if I've never been mafia. It's a stupid plan in my opinion because I consider it a suicide for a short term goal that could easily backfire. The fake detective could easily guess the role of someone wrong and be found out that way. The real detective could come forward and prove his ability by using it correctly. Even if the mafia member successfully manages to convince everyone that he's the detective and the real one fails to come forward, directly or indirectly, it would only last so long until he helps to lynch someone innocent. By then he's found out and lynched himself which is a loss for the mafia. The mafia can't afford to loose a single member that early in the game.

It simply makes much more sense for the mafia to pretend to be a normal townie or at best, the serial killer. By pretending to be a special role, he could easily be found out when asked to demonstrate his ability.

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I pefer Mongolian BBQ, but that is neither here nor there. (It is then with Independence Day only a week away.)

A vote for Niccea is a yummy vote. (It tastes like chicken.)
mmmmm. Chicken…


A Vote for Niccea is a Vote for being hungry, in the good way!!!
You sound like a man who preffers coal so ill let that sauce bit slide, but Hark, I don't understand this "putting down fork" deal. Are you saying I should hold my knife upright, as if to kill ninjas who fall onto the table when I'm not using it?
Naw, I actually prefer hickory. No you don't put the sauce on it while it is cooking. After it's on the plate is a different matter. Mmmmmm, BBQ sandwiches dripping in BBQ sauce. dang, now I'm getting hungry!

Man, so am I now.

My granddad used to use hickory, and my dad and I just use charcoal, with hickory flavored sauce. Interestingly enough we sauce them lightly while on the grill but only just before putting it in the serving… thing. Or just in the bowl depending on how lazy the cooker is. Man, thayt salad in the fridge is looking real depressing now.

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Lucky me, I don't have to go far to get some good bbq. There's Chris's just up the road and Fatboy's across the creek. Then there's Country's and Fatman's on US 31. I feel your pain about the salad.

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Guys, Humorman is obviously the only one with any experience with this game, and as such he's the only one who can help us win!

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well…for mayor. I am…a townie.
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my goals for post election are the same as niccea's (albiet with more jumping around and yelling WAFF-MAN!!)

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