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Salsa
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Product placement uses…
fine print.
GASP the FIEND! He mustn't be allowed to corrupt our youth with his insidious fine print!!!
This is Parker farker admitting that I want to vote for Salsa for GM If you like fish, chicken, ribs, and cookouts, vote for Salsa!!!

no fine print eh?
If you'll look at the fine print you'll see that you wrote and not me.
Vote Salsa for GM!!!

whoa. I had no realized that I had written that. Thank you salsa!!
As long as it is in jest I see nothing wrong with changing quotes.

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Well, I decided to let Pastel win for a few reasons:
1) It would be funny. :D
2) Everyone was saying "Now the mafia have won! D:" "No chance Pastel can win now!" and I'm one for proving people wrong.
3) Pastel asked me kindly, and I decided being a nice friend, I would.
4) I knew Pastel would be mad if I killed her.
Angry + Pastel = Unhappy Crocty
5) She bribed me.
6) It was really funny. :D
7) Kitty, Niccea (Ochi too, I think) and Hark asked me too. I'm not one to let down my adoring fans!

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Well, I decided to let Pastel win for a few reasons:
1) It would be funny. :D
2) Everyone was saying "Now the mafia have won! D:" "No chance Pastel can win now!" and I'm one for proving people wrong.
3) Pastel asked me kindly, and I decided being a nice friend, I would.
4) I knew Pastel would be mad if I killed her.
Angry + Pastel = Unhappy Crocty
5) She bribed me.
6) It was really funny. :D
7) Kitty, Niccea (Ochi too, I think) and Hark asked me too. I'm not one to let down my adoring fans!

I salute sir!!! Bravo!!! Hoozah!!!

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Well, I decided to let Pastel win for a few reasons:
1) It would be funny. :D
2) Everyone was saying "Now the mafia have won! D:" "No chance Pastel can win now!" and I'm one for proving people wrong.
3) Pastel asked me kindly, and I decided being a nice friend, I would.
4) I knew Pastel would be mad if I killed her.
Angry + Pastel = Unhappy Crocty
5) She bribed me.
6) It was really funny. :D
7) Kitty, Niccea (Ochi too, I think) and Hark asked me too. I'm not one to let down my adoring fans!

What about me? I planned virtually that whole thing out, and now you're going to throw that away so someone else can win? This officially confirms that I'm a fucking joke. No matter what I do or say, I will never be respected in this game. Worst of all, people will keep blaming me for it just because I was mean to everyone five games ago, even though I never said anything derogatory this game. Whatever, just berate me again since everyone thinks that's how the game works.

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It's nothing personal, humorman!
I would have done the same thing with anyone! I mean, we bastards have to betray people, even if it doesn't benefit us in the slightest :D

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Well, I decided to let Pastel win for a few reasons:
1) It would be funny. :D
2) Everyone was saying "Now the mafia have won! D:" "No chance Pastel can win now!" and I'm one for proving people wrong.
3) Pastel asked me kindly, and I decided being a nice friend, I would.
4) I knew Pastel would be mad if I killed her.
Angry + Pastel = Unhappy Crocty
5) She bribed me.
6) It was really funny. :D
7) Kitty, Niccea (Ochi too, I think) and Hark asked me too. I'm not one to let down my adoring fans!

What about me? I planned virtually that whole thing out, and now you're going to throw that away so someone else can win? This officially confirms that I'm a fucking joke. No matter what I do or say, I will never be respected in this game. Worst of all, people will keep blaming me for it just because I was mean to everyone five games ago, even though I never said anything derogatory this game. Whatever, just berate me again since everyone thinks that's how the game works.
No, the game is about having fun with some people that share a common interest. The reason no one is respecting you is because you don't respect them. Just chill and laugh it up with the rest of us. You'll live a better laugh if you just don't sweat the small stuff.

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Humourman, maybe if you just laughed about it and didn't act like a the world was ending because you died in a pretend forum game, people would like you more.

Or you could go and read HARKOVAST! Everyone likes people who read HARKOVAST!

crocty
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Did someone mention Harkovast?!

read HARKOVAST!
Hey! I love everyone who reads that comic, man!

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What about me? I planned virtually that whole thing out, and now you're going to throw that away so someone else can win? This officially confirms that I'm a fucking joke. No matter what I do or say, I will never be respected in this game. Worst of all, people will keep blaming me for it just because I was mean to everyone five games ago, even though I never said anything derogatory this game. Whatever, just berate me again since everyone thinks that's how the game works.

Woah, woah…Hey. You planned the whole thing out? What about me? First of all, the first plan of yours was crazy. We'd have lost a mafia member because of it and for no reason too. Then, even though I wanted to drop out of the mayoral race, you told me to stay. If it hadn't been for the fact that I had Crocty as my speechwriter, I'd have been found out almost immediately.
I made sure to keep in contact with each member of the mafia so as to not make the wrong moves and foolishly attack the same people.
From the day after Gullas was lynched, I started pulling the strings. If I hadn't told Crocty to make a hit, this would've ended differently. He probably wouldn't even have attacked, because you wanted to lay low. In fact, if you had just listened to me about the paranoid and attacked on the night that I did, this would have been over with a lot quicker, but no…you were afraid of hitting the paranoid even though I told you who it was. I planned most of it out. Gosh, I even did math for this game.

One of the major things you caused me was stress. Especially when you had a habit of forgetting to answer my PQs. Every time you neglected to answer a pq, I'd act on my own.

I say Pastel deserves to win. Especially after she so willing helped us out. I lied to her through the majority of the game, but she still switched sides for me…*w*
But anyways, this is a making in DD mafia history. If it is possible, it should be done.

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And yes Crocty, Ochi wants you to loose too. She has a ghostly baseball bat waiting here for you.

XD. I just kidding. It is for the novelty.

humorman
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Okay, I guess I really am a loser who deserves no one's respect.

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Don't take it personally when people stab you in the back for pointless reasons. It's as much a part of the game as baseless accusations, backroom dealing (which this is) and shameless self plugs. Interesting note, Harkovast is quite possibly the most viable epitome of all three.

Also, can someone link the GM election thread? I saw it briefly and then lost it, and this is the only thread I have linked at work.

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Don't take it personally when people stab you in the back for pointless reasons. It's as much a part of the game as baseless accusations, backroom dealing (which this is) and shameless self plugs. Interesting note, Harkovast is quite possibly the most viable epitome of all three.

Also, can someone link the GM election thread? I saw it briefly and then lost it, and this is the only thread I have linked at work.
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=49505&cid=243
BAM!

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Okay, I guess I really am a loser who deserves no one's respect.
Well thanks for contributing and actually PQing me back. I really did appreciate it. Didn't take your advice, but still.

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Don't take it personally when people stab you in the back for pointless reasons. It's as much a part of the game as baseless accusations, backroom dealing (which this is) and shameless self plugs. Interesting note, Harkovast is quite possibly the most viable epitome of all three.

Also, can someone link the GM election thread? I saw it briefly and then lost it, and this is the only thread I have linked at work.
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=49505&cid=243
BAM!

And fromt his day forth, Crocty shall be addressed as… "Crocty, esquire," for you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. And since esquire actually means something in Brittain.

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Hakoshen oooh thats wierd!
When I first heard about crocty's plan I sent him a message saying he was a gentleman and a scholar.
Me and you are on the same wave length.
I dont know which of us should be most worried by that realisation!

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And fromt his day forth, Crocty shall be addressed as… "Crocty Fish And Chips III, esquire," for you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. And since esquire actually means something in Brittain.
Fixed.

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My GM vote is worth three regular votes, so you better all work hard to gain my favour.
Well how about this. In my game, everyone can end up with a kill role.

EVERYONE!

Also.. I resulted to bribery. Just remember to read the fine print.

Yeah. That's right. I use fine print and I'm damned proud of it.

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1.WAFF-MAN!!the Townie killed Night 7
2.Bocaj the Vigilante killed Night 1
3.the2ndredbaronthe Townie killed Night 2
4.gullas the mafia member lynched Day 3
5.Niccea the Great Deceiver the Veteran lynched Day 7
6.InuYasha_Rulesthe Townie lynched Day 2
7.ParkerFarker] the Townie killed Night 6
8.KillerBobthe Townie lynched Day 5
9.Crocty
10.kitty17 the Mad Hatter killed Night 6
11.D_Dude the Townie killed Night 6
12.Product Placement the Townie killed Night 6
13.Ochitsukanai the bodyguard killed Night 5
14.Hakoshen the Paranoid killed Night 6
15.Salsa the Townie killed Night 4
16.pastel
17.Avalon comicsthe Townie killed Night 7
18.humormanthe Godfather lynched Day 8
19.Exzachly the paramedic killed Night 5
20.Aghammer the detective killed Night 5
21.DarthVaderS1999the Bodyguard killed Night 7
22.Harkovastthe Paramedic killed Night 2
23.therealtj the townie lynched Day 4


This reminds me of a song!



You can even see Crotcy with his hat near when Mr Rodgers stabs himself aka Pastel. lol (humorman is the kid holding an ice cream and twitching his eye hahaha!)

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I love that song.

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Okay, I guess I really am a loser who deserves no one's respect.

… I am beginning to think you are not so humourous…

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Yeah, that is the irony. :)

PP, that sounds awesome man… I like the idea of everyone killing someone … could be high-death goodness (like this game ;))

Oh, and I don't care which side I'm on in future games… as long as it's Kitty's … remember that! :D

Okay, I guess I really am a loser who deserves no one's respect.

… I am beginning to think you are not so humourous…

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Parker Farker yeah, everyone comes to that conclusion sooner or later!

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Okay, I guess I really am a loser who deserves no one's respect.

… I am beginning to think you are not so humourous…

What? He's a comical genius!

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ten minutes to game over people.

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