@ ag : me too and I just ate breakfast a little over an hour ago.
@ everybody: who would be interested in a dogfight theme?
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Finally!!! I've been pushing for that since Crocty's game. I wanted to sacrifice people to the volcano god.Did I not do that…I was almost sure I did…
Oh well, it matters not. I'm going to get to solving the clues from last night. I'll post my findings, if everyone agrees with what I find, I'm sure we can have some…makeshift lynch, non? :3
I seem to remember that too but maybe we just talked about it. Hark told me that Waff enjoys the heat of the volcano… I say we toss him in for the heck of it :)
And, oh hell, check this out… WAFF is gonna die
Finally!!! I've been pushing for that since Crocty's game. I wanted to sacrifice people to the volcano god.Did I not do that…I was almost sure I did…
Oh well, it matters not. I'm going to get to solving the clues from last night. I'll post my findings, if everyone agrees with what I find, I'm sure we can have some…makeshift lynch, non? :3
There is no McDonalds here. It is WackDonalds. It is a mob joint.OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…I'd like to purchase all your inuyasha meat, plz :D. Little does everyone know that TFGM well use the meat to rebuild Inu, stronger, faster, demoner!
Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D
You can keep your cursed human-meat - I've just been to McDonalds! THE SYRUP ON MY PANCAKES SOLIDIFIED! IT WAS STILL GREAT!
Oh, so you're accepting more then one narration. Fine, I'm game.
Narration
That little girl was screaming her lungs out.
It was hard to make out what she was saying between her sobbing but I could make out the words "I want my mommy" and "buy me that dolly". The embarrassed man, standing over his screaming offspring tried to ignore her as she kicked over the doll stand.
The store was rather busy today. They were having a sale on leftover meat products from last night. I decided to stay clear from the butcher section since I wasn't that fond of large crowds.
Looking over the meager selection of vegetables that they offered, I came to realize that they were now storing various junk food products among them. Apparently they're now trying to sell caramel fondue set with the strawberries. As if we aren't unhealthy as it is.
I turn around to spot an overweight elderly lady sitting on one of the fruit stands. Even though she was just sitting at the edge of the stand, she was squeezing few bananas with her large rear end. Next to the bananas were packs of chocolate bars stacked up with the sign "Try grilled bananas, stuffed with Wonka bars!". She had reached out for the top pack, opened it and was now busy munching on its contents.
I felt sad for this woman. She looked lonely as the rest of the consumers tried to ignore her presence. At the same time I was repulsed by this sight. Clearly these bars were not good for her since her obesity was causing her health problems as indicated by the two walking canes, resting next to her legs. All in all I was certain of one thing. I wouldn't be buying bananas today.
As I walked out of the store with my groceries I noticed the mob that had gathered at the town center. What was it now? I didn't want to squeeze my way to the center to find out so I asked someone nearby if he new what was going on. "Oh they're setting up the gallows for a hanging. We found out who was behind the murder last night" the man said, excited about the whole thing.
I hated when the town acted that way. Always trying to take the law into its own hands. This was exactly the reason why I didn't like to mingle with these crowds. You'd never no if one of those accusing hands would all of a sudden point at me. Bah, I was to have no part of this so I decided to head home.
Later that night I heard that the person charged with the attack was pardoned. Not enough compelling evidence they said. These news made me feel a bit better for it brought hopes to my heart that perhaps our leadership was competent after all. As I sat down to read the newspaper, I was greeted with the headlines: "Crime on the rise again!".
Perhaps they should have lynched that poor fella. It would have set a nice example for those lawbreakers.
Later that night I heard that the person charged with the attack was pardoned.Fixed. It's now gender neutral.
It's actually a common mistake of mine. In my native language the word "maður" (which technically means man but is translated into person) is gender neutral. In order to assign sex to it, we say "karlmaður" (male) and "kvennmaður" (woman).
I don't know. It's kinda like saying he-man and she-man, except without disturbing images of scantly clad muscle men with a sword and she-males.
Since it seems to be what everyone else is doing…
Narration
Da_Kasha stood in the shadows of the darkened mountain. She was a good vampire. The kind that only drank the blood of goats, and sparkles in the sun. But this didn't much matter. She knew the townies down there, with their pitchforks and torches of unfair condemnation. They had decided she was guilty, and that was the end of the argument.
"It's okay," She shouted, closing her eyes. She had finally come to terms with it. Perhaps death wouldn't be to bad. "I'll go without a fight." The angry town looked at her shocked and confused.
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Hey," Screamed out one townie, "You can't just give up like that! Yer ruinin' all our fun!"
"Yeah," Piped in Gullas, "The best meat comes from the ones that fight back!"
The townies had no clue where to go from here. "Well…" Suggested one, "We could lynch someone else…" "But who?" Queried another.
The town pondered this for a moment. "Isn't it obvious?" Said a shadowy woodland critter, "We need to take out our greatest enemy," Pointing at the graveyard, "Darth Vader!"
The town quickly rushed to the south. As they unburied the once life-filled corpse of their good friend, they were quick in trying to intimidate it. "I told you we'd get you sooner or later!" "Your days of crime are up!" "Tsk, tsk, ya think ya know a guy…"
They took up to the gallows. "Any last words?" Asked mayor Crocty. After waiting several minutes for a response, he angrily blurted out, "Fine! Two can play this game of silence!" As he stomped off the platform, he motioned to the executioner to pull the lever.
DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse is dead!
Sounds good. I'll just use some biskets from Roku's shop to make up for it.OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…I'd like to purchase all your inuyasha meat, plz :D. Little does everyone know that TFGM well use the meat to rebuild Inu, stronger, faster, demoner!
Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D
aw, I'm so sorry TFGM but I've sold about 25 lb of Inu to Waff and Harkovast but you can get the rest for 39,99 TD :D
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