Thread "Mafia XIV" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Well. If you don't like the "narratives" write your own.

narrative off. GO!

What had been a fairly boring night ended in the death of one Inuyasha_rules. While the detective scoured the murder scene few clues arose in a rather dry uninformative script. There were too many suspects and not enough information. She quickly relayed her findings to the mayor who agreed, "Yeah, this pretty much sucks".

Townâ€™s people grew worried and began to try to solve the clues. Accusations were made, and the lynch rope was brought out for the end of the day hanging.

The detective began at once to organize the mob forming. "Listen! This is only the first day! And the shadow?! C'mon that's been used in so many mafia games past that we should ALL know it could point to any of us! We NEED more info! And so help me, those people who haven't turned their roles in we can lynch YOU ya know!"

"BAH!" yelled Harkovast baring a very obvious grudge, "We NEED to lynch WAFF and then read Harkovast. Rating it on TWC is rather important too! And where is my fanart!"

"Yah, pardoner detective lady person! Don't you owe a bunch of us fanart?!" shouted another fine citizen.

"I'm working on it", replied the detective.

People temporarily dispersed, some even taking the time to PQ the town halls information and grievances. Stuff happened, plans were made…

Night began to descend… Townspeople and hidden mafia flocked back to the gallows, the hangmanâ€™s rope still waving in the breeze from the morning. The mayor himself stood nearby, nonchalantly leaning against one of the pillars of town hall. The crowd ushered up Da Kasha.

"Wait! I'm new to all this! I don't want to be lynched! This is so unfair!" cried out Da Kasha, her pleas seemly unanswered. Gullas pulled the rope over her head. "PLEASE! Don't do this! I want to live!!"

Suddenly the bakery doors burst open from down the street. "What are you people still doing here!!" Yelled the angry detective/pardoner Rokulily "I thought I told you we didn't have enough information"

"bu-" stammered Kitty17.

"But nothing! No dessert for any of you! Except Da Kasha. Geez you people and freaking new players out!"

da_kasha has been pardoned.

The townspeople were depressed. First no hanging cause of some hippie pardoner and now NO DESSERT. Well, maybe more clues would be revealed this night and THEN, well then they'd show her! And get double dessert! Maybe triple just because they're THAT awesome! Yes! This was a good plan…

Night 2 ends midnight GMT tomorrow.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

I also don't want to waste my last detective power this early (or a pardon)- but I might need too.
Oh right. Now that I check out the detective description for this game, I've realized that it's been nerved down quite allot.

Sigh… a darn shame. It was such an awesome role.

Yes but nothing was more awesome then the van helsing role. The best detective/killer/recuiter role ever. I look forward to seeing the comics for that!

I am trying my best to make them full of awesomeness. I need to do part 2 of the final narration, and Hakoshen's killing spree at lynch time and I'll be done.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

NO DESSERT.

;-; But I was against lynching her…

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Well. If you don't like the "narratives" write your own.

Ho Ho Ho! Did somebody order a narration? Well I'll get right on that… eh. wha..

Awesome narration

ehm…

….

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

NO DESSERT.
;-; But I was against lynching her…

hmm that's true. Okay dessert for team crocty. Really I think we need a better name. I think team crocty has already been used too.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

NO DESSERT.
;-; But I was against lynching her…

hmm that's true. Okay dessert for team crocty. Really I think we need a better name. I think team crocty has already been used too.

Crocty team it is!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Well. If you don't like the "narratives" write your own.
Ho Ho Ho! Did somebody order a narration? Well I'll get right on that… eh. wha..
Awesome narration

Thank you! Hahaha, maybe I should try running for GM sometime…hm. ANYWAY, Since almost nothing happens at these events I say we take turns rewriting them -mini pointless constants within the game. It give us townsfolk something to do during the nights too. Of course we leave clue narrations alone since during the day we should be figuring those things out anyway!

Basic rules:
1) only rewrite the end of the day scripts
2) can NOT change humorman's facts
3) can ony do one narrations of the same event per person.
4) can only do the narrative of the current days script. If you miss one you missed it.

These good? Anyone want to play?

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Sounds good to me Roku, I'll probably do a narration just to try to win a GM election by giving an example of a day narration (even though mine will be different because my lynches will include VOLCANO SACRIFICES!).

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

VOLCANO SACRIFICES!

Finally!!! I've been pushing for that since Crocty's game. I wanted to sacrifice people to the volcano god.

Anywho…

Yeah. I have my own cake. I'll be fine.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

VOLCANO SACRIFICES!

Finally!!! I've been pushing for that since Crocty's game. I wanted to sacrifice people to the volcano god.

Anywho…

Yeah. I have my own cake. I'll be fine.

Darn, I should've known that when you came into the bakery that afternoon to buy that cake that it was a bad idea… I even gave you extra frosting… Its tough being loyal to so many jobs…

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Is the cake in the shape of a volcano? And can I have some :)

I'm so glad I wasn't lynched! PRAISE BE TO ROKULILY!!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Well I'm taking it back to the anti-Kala-dan annex…which is the haunted house on the hill. We really aren't against Kala-Dan there, but the name is cool.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

I'll play.

ahem….

The town was thirsty for blood. Except Crocty, Rokulily, and me who were debating on what constituted as tea. Anyway, the towns people surrounded da_kasha's apartment as she was walking out the door. "'Sup guys. I'm new here, what are some good places to eat?" she asked with a friendly grin on her face. Her grin turned into a look of shock as she noticed that every single person in the mob had a pitchfork, baseball bat, or torch in their hand, she thinks she even saw a rubber chicken with nails sticking out of it. Then fear set in as she realized that they were there for her and her alone. "Uh, this is a joke, right?" she stammered as the crowd moved closer. "For the crimes of asking questions, moving here without a permit, and being new, you are hereby sentenced to death by hanging or beating or hanging whilst being beaten," said the leader of the mob. "WAIT! Don't I get a trial?" da_kasha asked. "Mmmm, no." the leader answered. Da_kasha was now on the bleeding edge of panic. She backed as far as she could away from the crowd who had pushed her towards the wall next to her door. Hands reached out for her as she slid down the wall into a fetal position. "WAIT!" someone shouted. Da_kasha looked up daring to hope that someone was about to reason with these lunatics on her behalf. "Shouldn't we make sure she doesn't have a bomb on her?" the person asked. "How would we do that?" asked a second person. "Strip search?" inquired a third. A long silence followed. Da_kasha curled into an even tighter ball hoping against hope the suggestion would cause the mob to shift its attention away from her to the person who suggested such a horrid thing to do to a young lady, especially on who just moved here. Then an ear shattering roaring cheer of assent rose up from every male ion the mob. So much for dying with dignity, da_kasha thought. As hands reached for her and her clothes, a gun shot was heard and the mob went silent. "Now, it seems that the lot of you have formed a mob to lynch this young lady. Is that correct?" said a well dressed Brit holding a shotgun. "Uh, I guess so," replied the leader of the mob, "we were also going to make sure she didn't have a bomb." Crocty still holding a shotgun glared at the mob for what seemed like an eternity. "SALSA!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. A white pickup with a freshly mounted mini-gun power-slid behind crocty from out of nowhere. "Take care of this please." A wicked grin split the driver's face. "Okay people, anyone within a mile of this lady after fifteen seconds gets either run over by me or shot by Rokulily," he said as he leaned out the window. "I told you that there was not going to be a lynch today. Now MOVE IT!" There wasn't a soul in sight after three seconds.

da_kasha was pardoned.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

Super action-packed narrative!

My favorite part is tea and the fact that we all have guns most likely bought from aghammer's weapon depo. Good prices there.

That tea disscussion as I remember it got pretty intense at some point. Kinda glad we had to bust up some wrong doings elsewise things coulda been bad…

Is the cake in the shape of a volcano? And can I have some

The top of the cake is chocolate, bottom is yellow cake with dyed green frosting. The houses are gingerbread of cousre with various candies in place, the screaming villagers are sour patch kids, the trees trunk is those lollipop sticks and the leaves mutated green peeps, random rocks are jellybeans(i may have eaten those already). The lava is, of course, hot fudge. No peanuts used to avoid allergies.

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

May I join in on this narrative writing exercise? And if you don't mind, I'll do it in the theme of the game I will be running for next election; Gang Warfare. I'll do it for the next narration though.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 30, 2009

May I join in on this narrative writing exercise? And if you don't mind, I'll do it in the theme of the game I will be running for next election; Gang Warfare. I'll do it for the next narration though.

I too will join.

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

Wow, we could just NOT vote all along? Well, my bad salsa. Sorry for not being as present as I could be… I'm working on some stuff for the DD awards.

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…

Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D

Posted at 2:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…

Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D

I'd like to purchase all your inuyasha meat, plz :D. Little does everyone know that TFGM well use the meat to rebuild Inu, stronger, faster, demoner!

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…

Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D
I'd like to purchase all your inuyasha meat, plz :D. Little does everyone know that TFGM well use the meat to rebuild Inu, stronger, faster, demoner!

You can keep your cursed human-meat - I've just been to McDonalds! THE SYRUP ON MY PANCAKES SOLIDIFIED! IT WAS STILL GREAT!

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

OH come on people, by pardoning I don't get new meat for my butcher's shop… Oh I guess I'll just have to put to put a discount on the older meat…

Last night's Inuyasha only 1,99 TD per 3lb, and if you buy 12 pounds or more, you'll get some delicious Stomped small furry animal, by the lynching mob for only 3,99 TD :D
I'd like to purchase all your inuyasha meat, plz :D. Little does everyone know that TFGM well use the meat to rebuild Inu, stronger, faster, demoner!

aw, I'm so sorry TFGM but I've sold about 25 lb of Inu to Waff and Harkovast but you can get the rest for 39,99 TD :D

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

Wait, I was gone last night and am trying to catch up…

So Roku is sacrificing players to the chocolate lava cake god (which for some reason, she isn't letting people eat) to become the new GM, and Gullas turned into mecha-godzilla to get more meat for his butcher shop, while Waff turned into super-hobo to fight him off?

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

… no mecha here, only brand new "machete set" XD

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

Seems appropriate :) And good luck with the DD awards man, you deserve some wins!

Wow, we could just NOT vote all along? Well, my bad salsa. Sorry for not being as present as I could be… I'm working on some stuff for the DD awards.

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 31, 2009

Awwwwwwww… so CUTE and now I'm hungry for CAKE … dang it :P

The top of the cake is chocolate, bottom is yellow cake with dyed green frosting. The houses are gingerbread of cousre with various candies in place, the screaming villagers are sour patch kids, the trees trunk is those lollipop sticks and the leaves mutated green peeps, random rocks are jellybeans(i may have eaten those already). The lava is, of course, hot fudge. No peanuts used to avoid allergies.