One player with 4 votes and we have a four way tie for the pardoner seat (I'm operating on first come first serve bases).
I'm working on something else at the moment so the narration will be delayed.
You have couple of more minutes to squeeze in last minute votes.
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Mafia XL: Bigger is Better.
Narration!
Turns out that being the boss of an organization that worships kittens is a highly sought out employment. Almost half of the town is running, giving the rest of the voters a nasty case of indecisiveness.
"Try some of my grass root smoothie-" said Gullas, handing out free samples. "-now with even more lima beans" he continued as someone close by could be heard throwing up.
KomradeDave demonstrated the ancient art of Tae tofu, in order to prove his proves and starts fighting seventy2 for supremacy, while Salsa handed out brochures about his highly controversial space defense program.
"And so, by harnessing the awesome powers of potatoes, you stand to become better then your next door neighbor" proclaimed BFFSatan, while flaunting his newest crops.
"Why that's brilliant!" said some of the undecided voters. "You'd make a perfect president!"
"Eh… wah?" started BFFSatan before being interrupted.
"With your potato powers, nobody could possibly stand in the way of townston."
"Look, I don't know what's going on, I'm just here to sell-"
"Hey! Everyone! This guy is going to save Townston!"
"HOORAY FOR BFFSATAN!" shouted the gathering crowd.
Suddenly a dump truck backs into the town scare, narrowly missing some of the passerby and unloads its content onto a nearby water fountain. Hidden in the stream of water that flows out is A Reaver riding a bloodthirsty shark.
"Vote for the man without fear! The man who's got guts to spare!" shouted Reaver as he straddled the thrashing shark.
"Why, you cruel man!" yelled the onlookers "Stop torturing that poor defenseless creature."
"Yeah! How would you like it if sharks would ride you for entertainment of others!"
"Boo! That man is a monster!"
And such was the public outcry that cost him the chance of the head chair. Fueled by the awesome powers that is potatoes, PFFSatan became the rising star of Townston, thus guarantying him the position.
[spoiler]BFFSatan is the new President of PETA
Incidentally, Salsa is the only Peta employee with any common sense.[/spoiler]
Day 1 is over.
Night 1 has begun.
Do you mind if I draw out the narration? Just seems like something I'd have fun with.
And although Salsa is pardoner, gods help us all, I feel safe knowing a complete new guy is in charge of the most violent-for-nonviolence organizations in all of Townston history. We were such foo- I mean, so very wise in voting BFFSatan, the SpudStud, our president.
Do you mind if I draw out the narration? Just seems like something I'd have fun with.I voted for him cause his campaign reminded me of my first campaign. Kept my vote there insuring his victory cause I am pretty sure I am still the only person to be elected pardoner in their first game((excluding thee first game)). And I didn't want him to upset this record. So I gave him the record of being the first player to be mayor on there first game((excluding thee first game)).
And although Salsa is pardoner, gods help us all, I feel safe knowing a complete new guy is in charge of the most violent-for-nonviolence organizations in all of Townston history. We were such foo- I mean, so very wise in voting BFFSatan, the SpudStud, our president.
@Salsa: I stick with my first post. No one will know my role until I die! Also weren't you campaigning about using it if we didn't elect you? Now you doing if with roles also? I will not abide by terrorist threats sir. For I am a Real American.
Do you mind if I draw out the narration? Just seems like something I'd have fun with.
Go ahead. But you better make sure I get them. I was going to draw them, but Fiance stole my sketch book.
Kept my vote there insuring his victory cause I am pretty sure I am still the only person to be elected pardoner in their first game((excluding thee first game)).
I really don't want to go back through the archives and do all the work to confirm this. So… :kitty: Let's just say that…
I voted for him cause his campaign reminded me of my first campaign. Kept my vote there insuring his victory cause I am pretty sure I am still the only person to be elected pardoner in their first game((excluding thee first game)). And I didn't want him to upset this record. So I gave him the record of being the first player to be mayor on there first game((excluding thee first game)).
@Salsa: I stick with my first post. No one will know my role until I die! Also weren't you campaigning about using it if we didn't elect you? Now you doing if with roles also? I will not abide by terrorist threats sir. For I am a Real American.
I actually think i was pardoner my first game. i had no idea what i was doing and everyone got lynched.
also, i should have voted for you, the real american. you brought tears to my eyes.
The funny thing is that the moment I saw monkey's comment I thought "Niccea will probably look that up :þ"Kept my vote there insuring his victory cause I am pretty sure I am still the only person to be elected pardoner in their first game((excluding thee first game)).I really don't want to go back through the archives and do all the work to confirm this. So… :kitty: Let's just say that…
@Salsa: I stick with my first post. No one will know my role until I die! Also weren't you campaigning about using it if we didn't elect you? Now you doing if with roles also? I will not abide by terrorist threats sir. For I am a Real American.
Yeah, I did, but I don't have any definite non targets. There are 6 killers on the loose and only 15 townies. Assuming that they incur no losses and that none of them hit the ones that the bomber plants, it'll be 10 to 6 after the first night, 4 to 6 after the second night (lynched a townie on the second day), and the it'll just the serial killer and the mafia at the end of night three (two bombs+two kills take care of the town).
So yeah, Either I get some roles or I go with the dice, because taking a chance now is better than doing nothing.
Pardoner has killing powers since when?
A you may notice that I seem to be randomly and violently discharging my orbital weapons. I would like you to know that no one was hurt in this display and that I always make sure to safely hit my intended target.
While I've got your attention, would a paramedic please protect A Reaver, I would very much like not to have him die.
My fellow Townstonians, I am humbled and honoured that you have chosen me, a humble potato salesman, to lead this town and PETA. As my first act as president I declare meat super-dooper-illegal (more illegal than it was before). All who possess it shall face my wrath and the wrath of the town, in short; a lot of wrath. Fur is also super-illegal. Shark riding is now also illegal, so no more of that please.
Since forever. I just kept them secret for fours straight games which made everyone forget that they were there. I then hid the power under a lot of bureaucratic red tape so only those few who knew how to get around said tape or who had scissors could access them.Either I get some roles or I go with the dice.
Pardoner has killing powers since when?
My fellow Townstonians, I am humbled and honoured that you have chosen me, a humble potato salesman, to lead this town and PETA. As my first act as president I declare meat super-dooper-illegal (more illegal than it was before). All who possess it shall face my wrath and the wrath of the town, in short; a lot of wrath. Fur is also super-illegal. Shark riding is now also illegal, so no more of that please.
*zips-pants-back-up*
Btw,this-is-naturally-occurring-fur.No-really,-i-bet-i-got-more-hair-under-my-arms-then-most-of-you-do-on-top-:p
Since forever. I just kept them secret for fours straight games which made everyone forget that they were there. I then hid the power under a lot of bureaucratic red tape so only those few who knew how to get around said tape or who had scissors could access them.Either I get some roles or I go with the dice.
Pardoner has killing powers since when?
rofl!
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