@therealtj: And I despise how you have "real" in your name. Is there a "unreal" tj? Or are you trying to say your real as in you don't lie? Or real as in cool? You think ya cool pony boy? Don't come in my house acting all real when my house is imaginary!In fact, the real in my title refers to all of those meanings. Not only am I not an impostor, I am unbelievably cool, and completely honest all the time.
And I will not cease my being real merely for your convenience. You don't even technically exist! Even if flying monkeys were possible, they are not canonically green.